Bleach: Why the hell can't I just retire

After a disastrous attempt to infiltrate the world of pirates, Ron found himself instantly killed for violating the body of Im-sama. Yet, death was not the end. Reborn in Windmill Village, he awakened the ultimate power: the Pirate Overlord System. Its core ability, Heaven-Defying Plunder, was simple yet boundless: by binding a target to a specialized subsystem, any reward they earned would be returned to Ron tenfold. "Perfect," Ron grinned. "Now, it's time to turn this world upside down." He gifted Sabo the Ultimate Krypton Gold System and Ace the Daily Punch-In System. To Luffy, he bestowed the [God-Level Choice System]. Luffy: "So... if I punch that guy, I get meat? Shishishi!" Usopp (with the Strongest Pretending & Slapping System): "I command eight thousand elite divisions, with tens of thousands of followers across the East Blue!" Zoro (with the God-Level Sleeping System): "A fight? Let me take a quick nap. Witness the Three Thousand Dreaming Swords!" Sanji (with the God-Level Beating System): "You call that a kick? If we're true brothers, come at me and try to kill me!" Nami (with the Ultimate Treasure Hunting System) somehow unearthed the very treasures of the underworld with a single, casual shovel strike. One by one, Ron equipped the entire Straw Hat crew with their own reality-breaking systems, and in doing so, he reshaped the very fabric of the pirate world. …. Kaido: "The strongest creature? Pfah! Every single one of those Straw Hats is a monster!" Sengoku: "GARP! You call this a simple adventure? Your grandson is about to plunder the celestial gold itself!" Dracule Mihawk: "Roronoa Zoro... a prodigy? No. He masters my techniques in his sleep." The Five Elders: "Since when did the Straw Hat Pirates become the Ten Emperors?! And their true captain... Ron, the System Emperor?!" (This is a translated work ) Read more advanced chapters: https://patreon.com/J_Dragon?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

After traveling to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization by claiming to be from the future, becoming its sole strategist. He begins with a brilliantly unorthodox plan: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the Five Great Ninja Villages to collect their toilet paper, thereby elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami. The scheme leaves the entire Akatsuki organization stunned. Konan: "Do you have any strategies that are... less unsavory?" Bai Mo: "I've heard your Paper Ninjutsu is perfect for disguise?" Konan: "Mm." Bai Mo: "Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them across the Five Great Nations, and let the world feel pain every time they wipe. Art is an explosion!" Pain and Deidara: ? Bai Mo: "Sasuke, if you truly crave power, just take a sip of Naruto's 'milk'." ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon