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Hogwarts: Muscles are MAGIC Power!

by readinilham20FanficBook&Literature
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So, I got transmigrated into Harry Potter... but not as the Boy Who Lived. Nope. Not even as a cool side character. I woke up as Dudley Dursley—yes, the walrus-shaped cousin with more rolls than Diagon Alley’s bakery. But fate wasn’t done clowning me. A system popped up in my head screaming: “Muscles are Power!” Suddenly, every push-up adds stats, every protein shake feels like a forbidden potion, and my Stand—Primordial Punchline—lets me flex reality itself. Now Hogwarts isn’t ready. Voldemort? He’s never fought a JoJo-style British beefcake. Wizards throwing spells? I’m countering with poses so dramatic even Snape can’t keep a straight face. This isn’t just Harry’s magical adventure anymore. It’s Dudley’s Bizarre Bulk-Up Journey—where friendship is magic, but muscles are destiny.

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