
When most people experience a body transformation, it’s either from male to female or from female to male. Me? I woke up to find myself transformed into two different bodies. One male body, one female body—a single consciousness controlling both, leading to all sorts of awkward and embarrassing situations. When I walk around with my other self, people think we’re a couple! How miserable is that? And don’t even get me started on the so-called “hero rescues the beautiful maiden” nonsense. I get slashed by a sword, my female body gets abducted, and this guy expects me to thank him?! Can this get any more tragic?