Genshin Impact: The Admiral of Fontaine

Systems, cheats, rebirth as an all-powerful cultivator destined to shake Celestia and rewrite fate itself, yeah, Osha didn’t get any of that. In fact, fate must’ve been asleep the day he was born. Instead of a golden finger, he ended up as an average, powerless human in Inazuma. No Vision. No Delusion. No ancient bloodline waiting to awaken. The only unusual thing about him was the pair of fuzzy cat ears and a tail he had for some inexplicable reason. A blessing? A curse? An aesthetic choice by some random god? Who knows. In his old world, he used to be Haruko, a terminally underpaid 7-Eleven clerk in Japan who worked miserable night shifts and argued with old men about expired rice balls. His life was already a comedy of errors, but it reached peak absurdity the day he was chased by a sentient-possibly vengeful, truck. Instead of simply flattening him, the truck pursued him down the street like something out of a horror movie. In a desperate attempt to escape, Haruko dove into an open manhole, where fate finally claimed him. And so, reborn in Teyvat, Osha’s legendarily unlucky saga began. First, his own mother sold him. No hesitation. Then the ronin who raided the caravan he was in decided to sell him too. After that, he was sold again, this time to a Marchioness in Fontaine, who traded him to the House of the Hearth for a Delusion. If there were a Hall of Fame for Unlucky Souls, Osha would probably have his own wing. But hey, at least he didn’t have to go to college anymore. And honestly? That’s gotta count for something, right? ---- lots of horses in this ff. Heh, Roach.