Reborn as Sasuke

"Come on, not this shit again" A loud groan came from our protagonist aka Mike Cooper who was really pissed at the scene in front of him.

"I'm really getting sick of that damn Talk No Jutsu" Mike screamed at the episode of Naruto Shippuden he was watching which annoyed the hell out of him.

He started watching Naruto and anime in general after he found some teens doing the Naruto run while he was going out to shop to buy a new cable for his phone. He was amused by the sight of them running that he decided to decided to check the anime out.

While the first anime he watched was Naruto, he couldn't help but explore the different genres of anime that was out there. While he did read manga and watch anime, he couldn't help but see a bit of Hentai too as a fellow man of culture which lead him to have the ideal Hentai character Rance-sama.

"Let's read some fanfictions to make my mood better after that fiasco" Fanfictions was one of Mike's guilty pleasures as it had pairings that he liked and also the whole Talk No Jutsu wasn't in most of them or at least most of the ones he read.

After surfing the web for some time, his mood didn't get any better and the reason for that was the types of Naruto fanfictions he found in the web which blew his fuse.

"Come on, this is the 25th neglect and abuse fanfiction I came across and to the damn authors, if you are going to write a neglect fanfiction then why do you have Naruto forgive his family really easily." Mike complained to no one but himself as it wouldn't make no difference as the authors seems to have a fetish of getting neglected and abused which is the reason they make the main character get neglected and abused.

"Clearly, the authors are Masochist while me on the other hand, I am a sadist" Mike was annoyed with the authors having Naruto literally tortured by the villagers and then making Naruto a retarded person who wants to get attention from pieces of trash aka the villagers.

The funny thing for Mike was that the original Naruto was basically the same. The original Naruto annoyed the hell out of Mike after he chased after the screaming bimbo aka Sakura the Useless who made Mike want to pull his hair off his head after she acted like a coward and couldn't just stab Obito's rinnegan.

"It's almost 3:00am, I'll do a Naruto Quiz before I go to sleep to make it more easier to sleep" Mike searched for Naruto quizzes until he came across a interesting quiz which may give him a challenge.

"Lets see. This one should be worthwhile completing judging by the title" Even though the title of the quiz stated "Ultimate Naruto Quiz" The questions were mediocre and was a piece of cake for Mike to complete.

"What a bummer, the quest were too easy that even a amateur could have answered them. Seriously, "What is the name of Naruto's mother?" What kind of question is that"

*Yawn*

"I should be getting some sleep so that I can wake up in time and get my delivery" With those last words, Mike slowly succumbed to his sleep.

...

The next morning, Mike woke up 10 minutes earlier than the expected delivery time than usual so that he can freshen up in time for the delivery.

*Door Bell*

"Finally my summoning scroll along with the contract is here"

Mike rushed towards the door to quickly get the product he purchased online after seeing a advert of the summoning scroll and other Naruto products but was interested only in the summoning scroll as other things he saw, he didn't have any interest in buying.

Mike opened the door and was greeted with a box that contained his order and also a guy who seemed like he wanted to quit his job and drop dead on the floor.

'I'm glad I'm not doing his job. He seems like he is dead inside' Mike thought with pity for the poor guy who seemed like he hated his job.

" This a order for Mike Cooper, Are you him" The delivery man spoke in a monotone tone that sounded as if he was uninterested.

"Yes" Mike responded to the delivery man's question.

"Please sign this" The man spoke while showing Mike the electronic device that was used to track people's parcel.

As soon as Mike signed, the delivery man left as soon as possible but he heard a mutter come out of the man.

"Oh God, there's seven more hours left"

Ignoring the man's muttering, Mike quickly grabbed a kitchen knife and opened the box. In the box was the summoning scroll which he was hoping to get for the past month and since it was from China, it took a month for the company to deliver it.

"All I need to do now is cut my finger tip and sign my name with my blood and then roll it back together and put it in a shelf along with my other stuff"

Mike cut his finger with his sharp kitchen knife which made the procedure almost painless and signed the scroll in kanji which he had learnt just for this. Well technically he didn't learn everything but just the kanji for his name which he copied from Google.

"Damn it, there is not enough blood to do it properly, I need more" Mike then had to cut the tip of another finger to finally complete it.

"Lets just do the hand signs for pleasantries sake" Mike then began to start doing the hand signs that he he remembered from the show.

"So it's Boar, Dog, Bird, Monkey and Ram. If I did this in public then I would be considered as a weirdo" As soon as he finished his hand signs, he placed his hand on the ground of his room.

"Now I can just place the scroll on the self along with the other figures that I have collected." Mike walked towards his shelf but before he could place the shelf he heard a noise that he recognised from the anime.

*Poof*

He turned around and the sight front of him blew his mind which caused him to drop the scroll.

"What the fuck!" Those three words were the only thing he could say.