Reincarnation

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FUCK!!!!

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FLASHBACK

So there i was, Jack Frost – a huge MARVEL fan.

I was nearing a crosswalk, BUT then a fucking wasp started buzzing around my waist, i tried to shoo it away i thought 'its probably bothering me because some ice cream fell on my as*'.

Then it hit him he was standing in the middle of the crosswalk, and there was a litteral high speeding truck coming at me.

Before i could even get scared i heard a *squeel* and a cracking *crunch*.

Then everything went dark

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.... after like 30 seconds everything went white.

There was laughter coming but i was too angry to care.

I screamed FUCK!!!!

After ten minutes i calmed down and checked my suroundings though everything was just white.

Then i finally reacted to the laughter. There was a guy resembling Jesus laughing his ass off.

I sheepishly with a emberassed face said "hi".

Jesus laughed a little more then wiped his tears.

He said "hello my son".

We stayed quiet, then Jesus said while smiling "i can reincarnate you, with three wishes you know".

I said "really? And why"

Jesus said "yes, and because your very amusing"

I said "okay, can i start naming them".

Jesus said "sure, go ahead"

So i started "firstly, i want to be reincarnatedin marvel. Secondly, i want to be extremely smart. Thirdly give me a 1000000X system".

God said "i can do the first two but the third wish is too much".

Jack said "then give me a 10X system"

Jesus – " ok "

I am thinking 'shit i should have asked for 100X'.

But then i was standing in the middle of New York.

I was thinking ''ahh sheet i thought it was my delusion''. But i didn't get any time to think because i heard shouting, there was a policeman running at me he probably found me popping out suspicious.

I explained to the policeman that i got lost, he asked for my name, i said ''hi my name is Jack''.

He told me to stop scaring people standing around like i was on drugs.

I chuckled and told him i was on my way.

I went to the park, then i sat on a bench and whispered "STATUS"

[STATUS

HP=100%

INVETORY

*wasp hive wand*

*description*= LMAO get boddied ]

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Jack had a deranged smile on his face because of rage, after he got made fun of AND after he died thanks to a wasp.

I said "im gonna kill every, last, single, WASP".

I started laughing crazily.

I arranged my thoughts and decided that i should work at Oscorp to get the spider syrum. He could make it to OScorp because of his second wish *extremely smart*.

And after that i should create my own company to get lots of MONEY.