Don't you dare wag that hot dog in front of me, I'll crush it!

Mak was a butler seemingly in his 40s. He looked like those typical demon butlers in films. Thin, slender, straight posture, stern face, the epitome of manners but Mak had one difference.

And that were the fucking wings on his back! Screw those! They looked like they could embrace Eric and squeeze him to death or hold him so that Mak could tear him apart and feast on him!

"Then good. Don't cause any trouble," with that Mak left and with him Eric's wild thumping heart.

Eric just managed to survive the first attack of a demon. Eric was sure that Mak was hostile towards him. He even licked his lips!

He really saw Eric, the human, as a snack! Not good, if Eric could, he should raise this with Del to tell him to have Mak as far away as possible from Eric!

Eric scrambled himself together on the floor and ran to his bedroom. Mak's news was equally bad. After the life-threatening lessons, Eric then had to deal with the final boss, go to Del personally.

What reporting? What does a damn Demon Lord like you understand about the writing world? But Eric couldn't refuse and had to brace himself for that shitty task!

Although Mak said Eric should go as soon as possible, Eric still wanted to take a bath first. Soaking in the hot onsen, Eric's stress would be relieved and he could relax. That was what he needed before he threw himself into the fangs of the Demon Lord.

Eric quickly pulled out some new clothes and headed to paradise with a towel. Opening the door, Eric was once again surprised by the sheer size of the room. Many round hot spring baths were waiting for him, waiting for him to go and indulge himself and leave all of his stress behind.

The ground was white marble and there weren't any windows but looking at the ceiling, Eric saw that with a remote the ceiling could open up to reveal the starry sky. Eric wanted to try it. Soaking in the nice bath with the beautiful scenery above him, it was too wonderful.

The walls were also made out of white marble while each of the round pods was in a different size. Steam rose from them and they all looked very welcoming. The door was in the middle of the other room. In case anyone did come in, Eric headed to the far right corner where he could have his privacy.

He stripped until his naked figure graced the shy surrounding and put his towel and clothes on the ground before dipping into the hot water.

The pleasant feeling soaked into every pore of his screaming body that now relaxed. It washed away all sorrow and stress from him that has been piled up ever since he arrived here.

Eric put his arms on the edge of the bath and moved his head to look up the ceiling. It was so nice that he could fall asleep, only if it wasn't for these pesky bubbles in the water that suddenly appeared. Was this bath like a jacuzzi? Eric looked around to see the air pressure holes but didn't find them.

On the opposite, the bubbles increased and suddenly Eric let out a moan and before he knew it he stared into a devastatingly sexy face. It took Eric's breath away as he locked with those dark eyes that could make even the starry night sky jealous to a boiling point.

"D-Del?" Eric had to calm himself not to instantly scream and smash the person before him. His angelic fake act was so deeply embedded in him that even if something shocked or surprised him, it acted as a defence mechanism so Eric wouldn't accidentally reveal his true nature. What a convenient skill.

But right now this situation was too... ambiguous! Eric wanted to cry! Screw this! Thankfully the damn steam was covering the water so it wasn't see-through for Eric to see an even more devastating sight.

Right now, right now, right this fucking unbelievable, indecent, smutty who knew whatever fucking moment and how this happened moment, Del suddenly arose from the bubbles and pinned Eric against the edge of the bath.

Do you think this is fucking hot? Do you think this is sexy, erotic, nice?

Fuck no!

All sorts of thoughts ran through Eric's mind but on the outside, only a beautiful smile was plastered on his face as if he was inviting Del to do more.

Fuck! Eric wanted to cry, where did he come from? Out of nowhere? Why was he naked too? Why did he have to be here all the time? Why did he have to pin Eric like this? What was with this dark unbending, lustful stare?

All hairs on Eric's mind stood up as he tried to inch closer to the edge of the bath to escape only to find out that his back was already glued to the wall. He couldn't escape! No matter what! For the love of his straight masculinity, Eric wanted to get out of this uncomfortable position!

It wasn't the fact that Del's strong and muscular arms confided Eric, it wasn't the fact that this well-built and hot upper body pushed against Eric's fair and rosy buds, it wasn't the fact that Del's wet hair dripped onto Eric's face, and even the fact that Del's tempting and seducing lips were so close to his, it was the bloody, absolutely fucking nervewracking fact, that THAT, that! That! That monstrous snake! That gigantic armageddon weapon! That! That inhuman, demonic, devilish staff of the Demon Lord's touched Eric's!

It was that mind-bending three world-shattering fact that made Eric regress into a baby to change his gender and magically attach the other sexual organ because his ass! His small, pure and untouched ass would never ever, ever, ever welcome that mother-tearing destroyer, even if it was well-lubed, inside of him!

No, at even the slightest touch, Eric's small chrysanthemum closed up and voila what hole? What damn hole?

I shit and fart? No, I don't anymore! Everyone, I found the humanity shattering solution!

Eric's mind broke and his body froze. He just wanted out! Out! Yet why was it that it seemed like Del just got even closer to him?

That his- anaconda was pushing his thing back even more? This was an experience for which Eric would pay all the money in the world to not, not, NOT, experience. Oh Lord, oh heavens, oh majestic devil please fucking spare me!

While Eric was reciting all sorts of prayers and chants, scandalously mixing all religions and beliefs together, Del narrowed his eyes at Eric. Del saw that Eric was absent-minded, even if he, the most seductive person in the entire universe was in front of him, Eric's mind was somewhere else.

It ticked Del off but seeing the smile on Eric's face, Del couldn't help but feel that Eric was testing him, so he subconsciously came closer to Eric wanting to taste those delicious, rosy lips and devour Eric whole.

But the next second, Eric's glassy eyes turned clear again and BANG.

BAM

BING

BOOM

Del's deflated hot dog balloon was having the biggest crises in this life.