「Chapter XIV: Yer A Wizard, Felix.」
「𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "About 350 slices of Pizza are consumed every second in the United States alone."」
「𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "The Krusty Krab Pizza, Is the Pizza, For you and me!" - SpongeBob SquarePants Bikini Bottom's Number #1 Cook」
「𝐂𝐢𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫: "22-9-18-20-21-1-12 18-5-1-12-9-20-25."」
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『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ???, ??? 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟓:𝟑𝟐』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
『Krusty Krab Pizza (Large) ☆: "A normal large Krusty Krab Pizza created by one Eugen H Krabs, Will always remain hot and crispy no matter what."』
『Price: "10 SGC."』
『Kelp Shake (Large) ☆: "A normal Kelp Shake made out of 99% Kelp, The remaining 1% will not harm anyone, Will alwaya remain cold and tasty no matter what."』
『Price: "2 SGC."』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "You really sure you don't want some?"」
Felix said while munching at one of the pizza slices, Chuckling at his own jokes.
Sebastian shaked his head with a deadpan expression, One of his eye twitching.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "I do not understand ser, That is the 4th slice today, And it only has been 5 minutes."」
Felix then looked at Sebastian while eating one of pizza slice fully.
Felix then gestured for Sebastian to wait a minute, While he drink one of his Kelp Shake, The other one is right beside his Gun and "Pen".
Felix then burped and repeatedly hit his chest before answering Sebastian's question.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "The curse of high metabolism my friend, Its both a gift and a curse."」
Felix said while licking his fingers and closing the pizza box, Using his Pistol as a paperweight for the pizza box.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "So what is your next move ser?"」
Felix then cleaned his dirty hands by licking it and using his own t-shirt, A shame it was white aswell.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Well we start by claiming my reward, aka being a Wizard. What else did you think i would do?"」
Felix then made a "really" expression at Sebastian before adding.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Dive straight first again? Hell no! Problem after problem keeps coming wherever i go."」
Felix who was about to hit the back button repeatedly and make his system panel go too home screen, But thought of a really serious question.
Felix then looked at the grass and his surronding with confusion.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Wait... Sebastian?"」
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "Yes ser?"」
Felix then looked up too search for any clouds, But wasn't able to find any except floating debris.
Floating in space, And that Sun is dangerously close, Wouldn't that burn Felix?
Felix then looked back behind his shoulder too Sebastian and asked him a stupid question.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "How do grasses get water? We are in space? Their is no cloud!"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Do hostile mobs spawn here?"」
Felix asked confusion and a little bit of panic on his voice, The last part being sarcasm.
Sebastian then looked up with a confused expression, And realised what Felix meant a few seconds later.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "Oh..."」
Sebastian then shaked his head and answer Felix's question with uncertainty in his voice.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "I only have insufficient knowledge ser but if i we're to guess, It is probably magical."」
Felix then looked at Sebastian with excitement in his face.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Shit really?"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Guess more reason for me to train magic."」
Felix then brought back his attention to the system screen panel, And repeatedly clicked the back button with excitement.
『Information』
『Mission/Quest』
『Shop』
『Game Status』
『DC Universe』
Before Felix could continue he tried calming himself down from all that excitement.
He then looked at his Kelp Shake and drink from it, Until it was empty.
While Felix was busy emptying his drink, Sebastian took this chance by coming closer too him.
He is worried, He is detecting Felix's blood pressure increased in a very rapid rate, In a concerning rapid rate.
Remember? Sebastian is connected to the System, Thus connected to Felix.
Sebastian then created a physical hand and hit Felix's back multiple times.
After making sure Felix is fine, The said hand then disappeared a few seconds later, like it was never their.
Felix then coughed multiple times and repeatedly hit his chest.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "You alright ser?"」
Sebastian asked worried a little bit it shows in his voice.
In response Felix just looked at him and made sure too empty the Kelp Shake before he answer back.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Am i alright? Never better! This Kelp Shake is fucking delicious, why don't you try?"」
Felix said while grabbing the spare Kelp Shake right beside his Gun, While putting aside the empty Kelp Shake.
In response Sebastian gave him a deadpan expression.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Seriously Sebastian you don't know what your missing out, This Kelp Shake is tasty as hell."」
Felix said with sarcasm in his voice a little bit.
Sebastian eyebrow twitch a little bit but still respond with a smile.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "Thank you for the tempting offer ser, But perhaps in the foreseeable future."」
Felix then looked down at his Kelp Shake and slurped more of it.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Well whatever more for me then."」
Felix then brought his attention back to the system, He then clicked the Mission/Quest button in his system screen panel.
『Stop The Robbery! (1)』
『Complete / Claimed』
『Stop The Murder! (2)』
『Complete / Unclaimed』
Felix then clicked the Stop The Murder quest to further check its description.
『Stop The Murder! (2)』
『Detail: "A Murder is about to happend, The choice is up to yours if you want to leave that poor young girl to die."』
『Reward: "Magic ☆, 170 SGC."』
『Punishment: "Poor Princess has to die because you didn't want to help her."』
『Progress: "Complete"』
『Time Limit: "23M 42S"』
『"Would you like to claim your prize?"』
『YES』『NO』
Felix then clicked the YES button very eagerly.
Felix then waited their for a couple of seconds but nothing happend.
Felix then out of nowhere acted like something happend and gone inside his body.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "The fuck?"」
Felix then clutch his chest using both of his hands.
Sebastian who is connected to Felix and could monitor his blood pressure, To everything didn't sense anything wrong.
Sebastian then worriedly asked if Felix is alright.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "Is their a problem ser?"」
Felix while clutching his tummy then dramatically said.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "I-i-i feel. Nothing, Actually just wanted to mess with you."」
Sebastian's expression then went from too worried to deadpan.
Felix then looked at the empty Kelp Shake and thought of a great idea.
Felix then placed the empty Kelp Shake on top of the Pizza Box, Felix's Gun being used as paper weight.
Felix then stepped back and raised his right arm and looked at the empty Kelp Shake, His planning on using the Accio Charm and test his magical powers.
If Ned a inexperienced teenager in the act of sorcery, That belive wizard exist could do it, Then Felix could too.
I mean Felix is a FanFic Writer so at the very least, Is knowledgeable about fictional spells.
Felix closed his eyes and concentrate carefully but was disturb by Sebastian questioning him.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "Ser what are you doing?"」
One of Felix's eye twitch a little bit and respond too Sebastian's question with sarcasm.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Testing my magic bitch, Now shut up and let me concentrate."」
Felix then took deep breaths and open his eyes while chanting the Harry Potter's summoning charm's chant.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Accio..."」
Sebastian then looked back and forth between the Kelp Shake and Felix, Standing their looking like an idiot.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "Yeah ser nothing happened..."」
Sebastian asked not with sarcasm but out of curiosity and confusion.
This strike a nerve inside Felix, Felix then turned to Sebastian with a smile, And sarcastically insult him.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Well no shit watson, I have eyes."」
Felix then closed his eyes again and tried to visualise again.
While Felix is closing his eyes, Sebastian who doesn't know what sarcasm is.
Decided too encourage Felix, That had the opposite effect instead.
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: "That is a great news ser. But it seems that your casting of spell has failed, Why not try visualising the desired spells intention."」
Felix groaned a little bit, And thought of relaxing his nerves by taking deep breaths, Just like how a Jedi relaxe their nerves.
Felix then looked back at his latest memories, Of the said Kelp Shake he wanted to use the spell on.
Felix then thought of the said empty Kelp Shake to float into his right hand, Just like how Percival Graves used Accio on Newts briefcase.
Felix then raised his right hand and made a finger gun gesture as a replacement for a wand that Felix currently doesn't have.
Felix then cast the summong charm's chant, This time louder and much much more concentrated.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Accio!"」
Felix then switched his hand gesture from a finger gun to an open palm.
The empty Kelp Shake shaked and rattled a little bit, A few seconds later it started flying into Felix's open hand like a bullet.
Felix then opened his eyes and instantly his attention focused on the Kelp Shake that is in his hands.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Well i'll be damn, It do works."」
Felix said while chuckling between his words.
Felix then turned his attention to the sitting Sebastian, And dangled the plastic cup of the Kelp Shake infront of himself, While mocking him.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "See this shit? I'm a fucking wizard!"」
「🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮」
「𝐃𝐚𝐨𝐎𝐟𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 [𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲]: [Author, Birthday Boy] "Tomorrow is my birthday August 2, But let's pretend its today and congratulate me."」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: [Rick Sanchez lite, Wizard lite] "Yer a lizard, Felix."」
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: [AI Holographic Butler, Felix's Friend] "Why am i still here? Just to suffer?"」
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『"I'm running out of Riddles so i'll do this instead, Besides i've already told you the most important riddle."』
『"I don't know if i ever said this yet, But a few months back when i was still writing my SCP book i said something along the lines, Like a cat being adopted into a family of cats because it looks like them, Well i haven't said this yet but the oldest one's tail was cut off months back in my aunty's electric fan and holy shit how tough are this things? Tis but a scratch my ass."』
『"Don't listen too Bones from ImagineDragons while writing, It's highly distracting."』
『"Here's a short one, I'm feeling out of the weather today.』
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