「Chapter XIII: Delving Deeper Into The Rabbit Hole.」
「𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "Amazonian are originally Clay sculpted by the Gods their task being a messenger, This is only one of the backstory of the Amazonian. It changes from time to time, Just like how Wonder Woman in one of the story is sculpted from Clay by Hippolyta.」
「𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "A friend with weed, Is a friend indeed." - Lubdan the Killer Leprechaun」
「𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞: "Ash & Born, Find out what the following words mean and you'll find your hint."」
「𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐭: "???"」
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『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ??? , ??? 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟓:𝟐𝟔』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
In a flat land where debris are floating freely around the said flat land, One certain teenager appeared out of nowhere.
Felix reappeared bit by bit in the flat land, This is the exact place where Felix stood before he entered the DC Universe.
The first thing Felix did when he reappeared is be annoyed.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ah shit! I forgot to get food."」
Felix said with a huff while stumping his foot and trowing his "Pen" and Gun to the side.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Shit! I'm definitely wanted back on Gotham, I mean who the hell has light blue eyes? That's a rare eye color."」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Fuck."」
Felix said running his hands up too his hair with annoyance writen all over his face and voice, Whispering the last part.
Felix then laid down on the grass. His back facing the grass, Arms set out like a star fish.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Are their any food in the System Shop at the very least? Please machine gods tell me there is."」
Felix asked himself in a tired voice, The adrenaline finally dying down.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "I'll worry about that later, I need sleep."』
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "I wonder if hostile mobs would spawn here?"』
Felix thought to himself chuckling at his own dad jokes.
While staring at the black empty void of space, Debris and other stuff floating around the space freely.
Felix was about to close his eyes and go to dream land.
Fighting Lego nazis is much better deal than facing the oldest drug known to human kind. Sleep deprivation.
Sleep deprivation is a scary thing, Felix's knows that experience first hand.
Felix eyelids closed, But before Felix could sleep, A voice interrupted him.
『???: "Ser?"』
A familiar voice ringing not inside Felix's head but right behind him, Felix was too tired to notice the difference.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh fuck!"」
Felix was surpriced his eyelids open wide and he himself almost stood up, Before he realised who it was.
Felix then run his palm around his face, Getting that sleep crust out of his eye.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh. Its you?"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Where you been?"」
Felix then realised who it was, And put his guard down, And talk to the his friend like they we're best friends for years.
「???: "Right behind you ser."」
Felix then looked behind him his body still lying flat in the grass, So he just turned his head to look.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "That is not what i meant."」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "But damn."」
What's standing infront of Felix is a old man, White hair white mustache, And a single monocle in his right eye.
His eye color being black, And he is fashionably dressed in butler clothing.
Composing of black suit a white shirt inside the said suit, And to top it all of he is wearing black necktie.
White gloves and black oxford style shoes, And the chains of a pocket watch in display.
The pocket watch tock in inside his black pants that fit well with his clothing.
The unnames butler is their standing smiling and holding both of his hands infront of him.
Felix couldn't help himself but whistle and admire the fashionable clothing.
The unnamed butler, Noticed Felix's shocked expression, And he thought that Felix was shocked so he tried to apologise.
「???: "Forgive me for frightening you ser."」
Felix then noticed what he was talking about, And immediately corrected him.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Nah i'm not frightened, More of like appreciating the attire, Beautiful combination if i say so myself."」
The unnamed butler then smiled and was about to thank Felix but was cut off.
「???: "Why thank you se-"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Yet it is still bland, To bland to be honest, stereotypical butler clothing if you asked me."」
Felix then let out his inner gordon ramsay clothing critic version, And criticised the unnamed butlers attire.
「???: "Se-"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Why don't you try wearing a peacoat?"」
Felix then rudely interrupted him again not letting him have a chance to voice out his thoughts.
Felix is enjoying and doing this out of boredom.
「???: "Se-"」
Felix didn't let the unnamed butler have a chance of talking back, Because Felix is is seriously thinking about this and isn't letting anyone disturb him.
Like one of those times when we think of dumb questions just for fun.
But seconds later we are seriously finding solutions for it.
And us not being swayed by anyone externally talking to us because our brain processing abilities is currently busy with the dumb question.
That is what's happening to Felix right now.
Felix keeps mumbling about clothing combination, While the unnamed butler was just their standing nodding to himself.
After a couple of seconds Felix has finally finished ranting to himself and he then looked back.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Hey why do-"」
Felix stopped mid sentence and looked at the unnamed butlers attire.
Why? Because the unnamed butlers attire changed, He is now also wearing a gray colored peacoat.
The unnamed butler noticing Felix's confused and shocked expression, Smiled at him with a little bit of pride.
「???: "Is this better ser?"」
Felix didn't respond but instead grab a nearby rock, And trew it at the unnames butlers face.
The rock phasing through the unnamed butlers face and hitting a tree nearby instead.
The unnamed butler then turned around looking at the rock Felix trew while saying.
「???: "That's... Rude if i say so myself ser."」
The unnamed butler then turned back to look at Felix's shocked and confused expression.
「???: "Is their a problem ser?"」
The unnamed butler asked in a questioning tone.
Felix didn't answer but instead replied back with a question.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Wait? Are you just a figment of my imagination?"」
Before the unnamed butler could deny, Felix panicked and walked in circles ranting to himself jumping to conclusions.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Shit! I'm hallucinating where are my meds! I am not fighting nazis again!"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Quick! I need to cut off my balls! I don't want genderbend Hitler too suck it again!"」
Felix said while biting his nails and panicking.
Felix then grab his "Pen." that was near him, He was about to turn it into a knife but.
The unnamed butler had enough of Felix's shit, So he instead manifested a floating hand right infront of Felix.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "The hel-"」
Felix then noticed the hand that manifested right infront of him, But before he could question what it was, He was slapped by the said hand.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Awtch, That fucking sting."」
Felix said confusion in his voice, Holding his right cheek that has a red hand mark.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Your real?"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Shit! That's worse! Genderbend Hitler exist! I don't actually mind the lego nazi part."」
Felix then changed fron confusion to panicking again.
Felix then clicked his "Pen." turning it into a knife.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Shit now i really need to cut my nuts off."」
Felix was slapped again this time in his left cheek.
That stopped him from doing something foolish that he would regret.
I don't wanna write a Lemon with a nutless protagonist, Even if i have a bad record with writing Lemons.
The unnamed butler took this chance by explaining what he is.
「???: "I am what you call a three-dimentional talking image, NOT a hallucination that you have assumed. Ser."」
The unnamed butler said while having that weird butler smile that only butlers have, The butler then empathise the word not.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh shit! Your a hologram?"」
Felix said a little disbelief in his voice before adding.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "That slaps still hurt though."』
The unnamed butler merely nodded and didn't verbally respond.
Felix remembered the reason he wasn't able to ask assistance from the said butler.
It is because he was busy upgrading himself.
Self upgrading AI one of the most scariest thing alive.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh..."」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "That explains a lot actually."」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Still pretty badass though."」
Felix and the unnamed butler didn't bother starting another topic of conversation, So Felix let the silence sit.
It was peaceful here afterall the air much more clearer Felix couldn't explain why.
Probably similar to how Krypton air is different to Earth air.
The air here is probably much more cleaner, Just like how Dinosaur age air has much more oxygen than today's air.
Felix took this chance by thinking about the System Shop, The direct System Shop no bullshit just straight up Shop.
A System panel then appeared right infront of Felix.
『Search...🔍』
『𝐀𝐋𝐋』
『EQUIPMENT』
『CONSUMABLES』
『MATERIALS』
『TECHNOLOGY』
『BUILDINGS』
『ACCESSORIES』
『CLOTHING』
『COMPANIONS』
『GAMES』
Felix then looked at the screen panel and deeply thought of what he should type.
He wasn't able to think of anything so he just typed, What appeared on top of his head.
Felix then clicked the CONSUMABLES button.
『Edible shit, As long as its cheap 🔍』
『ALL』
『EQUIPMENT』
『𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒』
『MATERIALS』
『TECHNOLOGY』
『BUILDINGS』
『ACCESSORIES』
『CLOTHING』
『COMPANIONS』
『GAMES』
Felix then looked at his answer with pride and clicked enter.
『Your search - Edible shit, As long as its cheap did not match any item.』
『Suggestions:』
『Make sure all words are spelled correctly.』
『Try different keywords.』
『Try more general keywords.』
Felix shit-eating grinned was slapped away from his face, It was replaced by annoyance not like he wasn't already annoyed.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Be more specific my ass."』
Felix then swipe the System Panel to the side with annoyance, But the system panel is floating following him because the system panel has a range.
Felix then looked behind him where the unnamed butler is standing.
Felix who was about to ask the unnamed butlers opinion about food.
But he then suddenly remembered that he is still unnamed.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Hey you. Oh wait? Do you even have a damn name?"」
The unnamed butler mearly shaked his head.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Really? Not even like tom dick or harry?"」
Felix asked annoyance writen all over his face and confusion in his voice.
The unnamed butler who noticed Felix's expression and confusion then answered his question.
「???: "I was only born hours ago ser, I do technically count as a newborn."」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Cool cool."」
Felix nodded while playing with his feet, He then let the silence prevailed for a couple of seconds before adding.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "You know you should at least give yourself a name."」
「???: "Oh... Then, Do you ser perhaps have any suggestions?"」
The unnamed butler's then blink innocently and ask for Felix's opinion
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Nope."」
Felix answered nonchalantly before adding.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Name yourself.」
The unnamed butler then moved his head to the side, With confusion in his face.
Felix then grabbed the System Panel that he swiped far away earlier.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "You are not my pet or my child, Name yourself, You are smart enough, Are you?"」
Felix then turned around and sarcastically asked while smiling.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Right?"」
The unnamed butler then thought of a name for himself very carefully, It took the unnamed butler a couple of seconds before answering back.
「???: "Sebastianos"」
Felix then looked at the ground and searched his memory the very deep of his memory, The bad and the good memories in this case the weird ones.
Trying to find what the name Sebastianos mean.
Felix then finally understood what the name meant and chuckled to himself.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Greek?"」
Felix then turn around and look at his friend smiling sarcastically.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh wow, Someone woked up in the good side of the bed today didn't he? Or born in the good hospital in your case."」
Felix then looked back at the System Panel while talking to his friend.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Fuck that i'm no Greek so let's shortened it to Sebastian, Do you even know how hard learning Greek is? I literally didn't even bother."」
Felix then erased the words he typed, Making it go back into its original state.
『Search...🔍』
『ALL』
『EQUIPMENT』
『𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒』
『MATERIALS』
『TECHNOLOGY』
『BUILDINGS』
『ACCESSORIES』
『CLOTHING』
『COMPANIONS』
『GAMES』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Now give me food suggestion, If you don't then i'll just fucking take pizza."」
「🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮」
「𝐃𝐚𝐨𝐎𝐟𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 [𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲]: [Author] "I'm running out of words, I'm running our of ideas. Insert ideas and fancy words here, Quick! before genderbend Hitler could get to me!"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: [Rick Sanchez lite] "I'm sorry but your opinion means very little to me."」
「𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: [AI Holographic Butler, Felix's Friend] "Sebastian? That's a beautiful name."」
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『"I've actually writen 700 words rant about Aphrodite, Future chapters and about my mental health. But i deleted it, Because it has revealed too much information. In the future i'll try making this quick and short."』
『"The following chapters would be about System function so basically its gonna be slow pace but if i find a chance to timeskip i would, I'll even sacrifise my first child just for that, And i'm a virgin so you have my word don't worry."』
『"I'm not even gonna lie with you, I wanna do a timeskip i just don't know when's the right time."』
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「𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐧: July 28 2022」
「𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝: August 1 2022」