「Chapter XI: Pygdrop & Catwoman.」
「𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "Drops are Drug's introduced in The Batman 2022 by Matt Reeves, In Batman Universe it was introduced in 1987 it dominated the Drug empire and became the downfall of Gotham."」
「𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "Drugs and alcohol are the cruel engine of many an artists' creativity." - Nathan Hartzenberg」
「𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞: "What pen should never be used for writing?"」
「𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐭: "Animal."」
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『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ???, 𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦, 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡, ???, 𝐃𝐂 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟓:𝟏𝟖』
「??? 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
A plastic of mogu mogu is seen hitting a man wearing a Pigmen Mask in the forehead, This only pissed him off more.
「???: "THIEF! STOP HER!"」
「???: "SHE HAS MY WALLET!"」
A man in a Pigmen Mask said while screaming and chasing a young girl, With 3 other men wearing the same disgusting Pigmen Mask.
Trying to ask for assistance but with no avail, They either can't catch her or they just don't care.
The young girl i'm talking about is very well versed in the act of thievery.
The young girl, Is at the age range of 17 too 21 at the very least.
Very acrobatic and athletic for her age, Just like a Cat.
Wearing a black clothing head too toe, Goggle with a green lense resting on top of her black plain hoodie that blends with her clothing.
With a hairstyle perfect for her, The Piecey Pixie haircut which fit perfectly with her beautiful brown hair color.
Her eyecolor being a natural olive green color, One word can describe her perfectly Beaufiful.
She looked back behind her, Trying to calculate the gap between her and the people chasing her.
While skillfully dodging and maneuvering between people, The Pigmen? Not so good at that regard.
She snickered and decided to finish this game of cat and mouse, She's getting tired.
Suddenly she turned too her right, Hoping that they would fall for her trap.
「???: "GET THE LITTLE WENCH!"」
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『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ???, 𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦, 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡, ???, 𝐃𝐂 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟓:𝟏7』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
Felix is running nonchalantly in the streets of Gotham while whistling.
Felix noticed a few homeless men in his way, A few of then are holding makeshift weapon, Sharp enough to kill someone at the very least.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh... Fuck."』
Felix smiled and waved at them, While his left hand is pulling out his handgun.
Felix then waved it infront of their eyes while walking pass them a little bit faster.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "That Bat was being held by hopes and prayers."』
Felix thought too himself giving the group of homeless men a chance to run.
Felix let them go because he doesn't wanna waste bullets.
He only had 15 in the chambers, Which is actually quite a lot but Felix is a resourceful person afterall.
A man can never have too much red wine, Too much books, Or too much ammunition.
Felix belives in that saying, As a child born in a 3rd world country, Felix knows a little more than being resourceful.
Besides, Felix's Handgun Model is that of the Glock 17.
Why is it important? Well do you remember Felix being a FanFic Writer?
Yeah. His protagonist choice of weapon is a Glock 17 with a Silencer.
Because Felix created the said character, That is his choice of weapon aswell.
Alright let me tell you some of the facts about the Glock 17 while Felix is busy chasing after the Pigmens.
Glock 17 is the choice of weapon of the police officers of most countries. Probably all, Don't fact check that.
Glock 17 can also hold up too 17 rounds of bullets, Its choice of ammunition being 9mm luger.
Felix jugging was interrupted, When he then saw the young girl the people he was chasing threw something.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Huh?"』
This made Felix confused and his brain short circuit a little bit.
His right foot accidentally getting caught in the street bench feets.
Almost making him fall head first, Thankfully he was able to use the said street bench to pull himself up.
『???: "Get the little wench!"』
Felix then looked back at the men he was chasing and saw them running into an alleyway.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "The Fuck is happening? No more cardio? I'm confused my brain is overheating."』
Felix then realised that he was still holding his gun so he pocketed it again taking his time.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh yeah... Shit."』
Felix then scanned his surroundings to confirm whenever someone saw him, Luckily no one did.
I just don't know if the cctv camera count.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ah Shit."』
Felix waved at the cctv camera placed at the light pole while casually going to the alleyway, Whistling along the way.
You might be asking. Why would Felix do such a foolhardy endeavor?
Same reason why the Riddler leaves clues.
Same reason why Scarecrow uses the fear toxins.
Same reason why Bane uses venom.
Same reas- Fuck it you know i mean.
They're iconic and other than that, So others would know they did it, Its a calling card.
Besides Felix is leaving his marks for Batman too find him, Batman is just a beginner afterall.
Felix has thousands of questions in his head and only more than 20 of them were answered.
One of the most important ones is that, Are those Professor Pyg's hencemen? And, Is that Catwoman?
Probably and probably but Felix needs more proof to confirm his theory.
You can't create a theory after only 1 evidence, Unless your Matthew Patrick which Felix isn't, His Felix Harp.
Felix doesn't know for now but decided to hide behind the alleyways dumpster and listen to the Pigmen and young girl's conversation.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "If they are Professor Pyg's Men, Then they ought to be Dollotrons. 』
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "But problem is. Aren't Dollotrons mind controlled and can't think for themselves?"』
In the DC comics the lore of the Dollotrons is that they are victim of Lazlo Valentin a.k.a Professor Pyg.
One of the most deranged villain in batmans rogues gallery, And one that isn't fully fleshed out.
Lazlo kidnaps people and performs surgery and lobotomy on them using an unnamed identity destroying drugs.
If that isn't scary enough, How about removing your emotions? And just being puppets doing anything your boss wants you too do?
Yes that is what Dollotrons are, They are mearly puppets of Lazlo.
Lazlo Valentin is a deranged man with a mental illness also known as schizophrenia.
He is so crazy that he genuinely belive that he is the reincarnation of the sculptor Pygmalion of Greek.
That is why his name is Professor Pyg shortened for Pygmalion the man who fell in love with his own creation, And thinks that no woman is fit for him.
Lazlo even has the god complex, Which is ironic because he and Felix belive that they are gods and other than them are side characters.
Aphrodite being the goddess she is, Decided too turn Pygmalion's sculptor into life.
Funilly enough the statues name is Galatea.
Which is a character in DC that isn't connected to Greek in any way shape or form, But i just wanna say that.
The chase finally ended when the young girl finally hit a dead end.
One of the Pigmen who has a baseball bat, Angrily stepped up and said something.
Felix couldn't hear it carefully because of the distance between him and them, But he was sure he was saying something along the lines of.
「???: "We got you surronded! Give us our Shit!"」
The Pigmen said while hitting the side of the wall with his baseball bat.
「???: "Shit."」
Felix heard the said young girl cursing under her breath.
The said young girl then turned around smiling awkwardly at the Pigmen's.
Felix got surpriced a little bit when he saw her face.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh so my guesses we're correct, That is indeed Catwoman, Only be it younger."』
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "My Waifu~"』
Felix said with a dreamy expression, But Felix quickly snapped out of it.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Plot Armor works in mysterious ways."』
Catwoman then shrugged her shoulders and tried getting herself out of this.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Alright fellas i think we could, Perhaps... Talk about this like civil men? Women? People? Animal?"」
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Any how, Why don't we grab a few pint of beer and set aside our difference."」
She then pulled out a brown colored wallet in her pockets belonging too one of the guys.
She then dangled it infront of them while smiling.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Don't worry i got you covered."」
「???: "Y-You!"」
The Pigmen with anger issues was about to hit her with his bat.
But was scratched by Catwoman in the process, Luckily or unluckily the said Pigmen closed his eyes before he could lose his eye sight.
Catwoman only being able too scratch the Pigmens mask.
「???: "FUCKING BITCH! AGHHHHHHHH!"」
「??? & ???: "Tommy!"」
The 2 other Pigmen behind the calmed one, Screamed in unison while rushing to their Pigmen friends aid.
While they we're distracted, Catwoman reached for the nearby buildings fire escape ladder and climb it.
She then pulled it back up so that they wouldn't be able to chase her.
「𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲: "I'LL KILL YOU Y-YOU WENCH!"」
The Pigmen then pointed his bat at her while his eyes are bloody red.
The other Pigmen who we're silent all the time finally stepped up and calmed down his friend.
「???: "Calm down lil tommy, Let me handle this."」
The said Pigmen then cleared his throat preparing his speech.
「???: "Alrigh lil girl. You see, You took something from us, Something very very important related to our work."」
The Pigmen said in a calm manner, He then continues.
「???: "Now. We kinda need it."」
Catwoman then snarkily responded back with a hint of venom in her voice.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Well i was actually just gonna steal from you guys, But you guys are kinda a holes, You know? So how about no?"」
Catwoman was about to go but was stopped by the said Pigmen panicking voice.
「???: "W-wait! Wait! Keep the money, Keep the damn money. We just need that vial."」
Felix stopoed and remembered what the men we're talking about, She then pulled something inside her tight clothes.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "This piece of garbage?"」
She said showing a weird pink substance tightly contained in a vial.
「???: "Y-yes! Yes! Give that too us."」
Felix who is currently hiding behind the dumpster noticed that a system screen panel appeared infront of him detailing the said unknown substance.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "The Fuck?"』
『Pygdrop (Drops).』
『Grade: "D+"』
『Level: "2"』
『Description: "A stronger variant of drops created by a schizophreniac maniac which has hypnotic and addicted properties."』
Felix then put both of his hands up while reading the items description.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "I don't know whats going on, But i'm just going along the ride."』
Felix decided to watch behind the sidelines and waiting for Catwoman to escape before beating up Professor Pyg's men.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Well alright."」
The Pigmen who is talking to Catwoman took a breath of relief but turned to panic in a couple of seconds later.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Catch~"」
Catwoman then let go of the Pygdrop vial while escaping, Its fate left to the Pigmen's reflexes.
「???: "Ahhhhhhh!"」
The Pigmen then did a dive too try catching the Pygdrop vial but he was a few inched short.
The vial being destroyed.
Felix is watching all of this behind a dumpster chilling.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Drug addicts would do anything too get their fix."』
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Shit this is better than movies."』
This angered the Pigmen and his calm demeanor instantly disappeared.
「???: "DAMN YOU! GO TO HELL!"」
「???: "M&M! SICK EM!"」
The 2 Pigmen who we're helping the Pigmen named tommy stopped what they we're doing and looked at each other.
They then both shrugged their shoulders and pulled out their pistols.
「???: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!"」
The Pigmen who ordered everyone then kneeled and tried drinking the spilled Pygdrop seperating the glass shards.
Felix then decided too make his move and pulled out his "Pen".
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oi Cunt!"」
「🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮」
「𝐃𝐚𝐨𝐎𝐟𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 [𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲]: [Me] *Loading Gun* "Sorry Harvey, But trash are meant to be cleaned. "」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "W-wait!" *Bang*」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: [Protagonist] *Bri'ish accent* "Oi CuNt!"」
「𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲: [Professor Pyg's hencemen] "MY EYES!"」
「𝐌&𝐌: [Professor Pyg's hencemen, Twins] *Shoulder shrug*」
「???: [Professor Pyg's hencemen] "SHIT!"」
「???: [Cat, Thief, Parkour Pro] "Ba bye~"」
「???: [AI, Butler] "..."」
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『"I'm not good at writing dialogues... I've read too much xianxia."』
『"I'm changing writing style, It would be much more serious, The jokes would be hidden among the words, I want you to find them. Anyways Felix would be the comedy relief. What i'm saying is that bye bye 4th wall breaks you will be missed."』
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