「Chapter I: Happy Birthday, To Me.」

「𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "Not all sociopaths have superficial charm, Yes it's true that many may have it and this could be put down as a result of lacking anxiety but they can be just as awkward as neurotypicals."」

「𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "Psychopath's are born, Sociopath's are created." - ???」

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「???: "Well Good Day to you mate. Hope your having a Good Day, Why? Well because i don't. But don't worry i'll make your day better, Even though mine is Shit right now."」

「???: "Anyways enought about that Bad Day and Good Day Bullock's. Let me ask you a Question, What is the difference between Sociopath's and Psychopath's? Ask yourself that, Don't worry i'll wait. "」

「???: "While i'm waiting here, I'll go and grab some Lunch it's 4:00 PM and i haven't eaten Shit."」

「???: "Oh wait, Actually hold that Answer until the end of this Volume and answer me, Got it? Alright enjoy the Chapter."」

「???: "Anyways where's my damn Dinner."」

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「???: "You can Fuck off now, Ugly piss of Shit."」

「???: "God hope an Rat won't bit my Toe, Please?"」

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『𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟏, ??? , ??? 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』

『𝟐𝟑:𝟓𝟗』

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕」

A Young Man is seen sitting infront of an Birthday Cake, Muttering the Happy Birthday Song to himself.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Happy Birthday to me..."」

Felix then blew the Birthday Cake's Candle with an stoic impression, If one to look closely they would be able to see that his in a weird way, Sad.

Felix then grabbed one of the nearby Plate with an Fork in it, And was about to take a slice out of his Cake.

He was interrupted midway by his Phone notification, So Felix decided to check it out. I mean he doesn't have alot of friends so it's quite weird that he got an notification.

Felix then looked at his Cellphone and he was shocked by what he saw.

『"Federal Credit Unit ALERT: Your CheckCard has been temporarily LOCKED. Please call Card Service line 0966-351-4518"』

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "What the Fuck is an checkcard? Wait

.. Do i even have one of those?"」

Felix muttered in a low voice talking to himself, Felix was about to swipe the Spam Text to the side, But then he noticed another Text

『"Click here to be a GOD 👇👇👇."』

Felix then looked at the Text weirdly and swiped the Text to the side, But due to unknown reasons Felix's Phone went to Google and to the Site that's attached to the Text.

Felix stoic expression changed to an frown in a matter of seconds, His frown then turned into confusion.

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "What the Hell?"』

Felix was so confused that he forgot the fact that, His Phone instantly went to Google not even caring about the Password that set, Normally you had to enter your Password first to go to the Website that is chained to the Text.

Felix was curious, Well i mean Felix has always been a curious Child growing up. His been labelled as an Weirdo sometimes other's calls him The Second Sherlock. If only they know how correct they we're.

Anyways Felix then read the whole site it's Guide and everything, Let Felix summarise it is for you.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "So... I just spin this Roulette and acquire that God/Goddess Power? That match perfectly with me? 3 tries?"」

Felix then scrolled up to the Roulette Wheel, While talking to himself.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Neet, Let's do it."」

Felix then clicked the middle of the Roulette Wheel, The Roulette Wheel i'm talking about isn't the Roulette Wheel used in Casino's this Wheel is known aswell as Wheel Decide.

This Wheel has the Black and White Color System, But instead of word's it has Question Mark's instead, That made Felix more intrigued and made him much more eager.

Anyways the Wheel then slowly stopped and the Roulette's Hand then landed on the Question Mark, The Question Mark then slowly

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Zeus? Seriously?"」

Yes just like what Felix said, The first God/Goddess his compatible with is God King of Olympus Zeus.

Felix Phone then displayed an picture of Zeus, Which can be turned to the left and the right.

The Picture shows an Old White Haired Man with White Eye's, The Old Man has an Long Ass White Beard. Not wearing any T-Shirt showing his God like Physique, The Old Man's Clothing is an combination of White and Gold Coloring.

Oh. And his also his holding his iconic Thunderbolt sadly not a Sword.

『"God King Zeus of Greek Mythology."』

『"Power's: God of Lightning, God of the Sky, God of Law Order and Justice."』

『"Sub Power's: Metamorphosis, Weather Manipulation, Electrokinesis, Electro-Blast, Energy Construct Creation, Cosmic Awareness, Dimensional Travel, Enhanced Senses, Flight, Immortality, Invulnerability, Superhuman Speed, Superhuman Stamina, Superhuman Strength, Telekinesis, Teleportation, Seduction."』

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Woah woah woah, What the Fuck is this?"」

Felix reread the list of Zeus Power's and Sub Power's and he just now realised one crucial thing.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh wait that's God of War's Zeus."」

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Alright! Moving on!"」

Felix once again spined the Roulette Wheel, And the Roulette Wheel once again landed on an God/Goddess this one being an Greek aswell.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Athena? For real?"」

Yes the Roulette's Hand stopped at Zeus's Favorite Child, Athena of Greek Mythology and one of the 3 Virgin Goddesses, Apperantly every Woman in Greek Mythology is either a Hoe or Raped and turned to an Hoe except the 3 Virgin Goddesses.

Which consists of Goddesses of the Heart Hestia, Goddess of the Hunt Artemis and of course Athena Goddess of Wisdom, I belive those 3 Goddesses have other title's and whatever but i'm pretty tired so Fuck it.

Felix Phone once again displayed an picture of the God/Goddess we're talking about, In this case Athena Goddess of Wisdom and whatever.

The Picture of an Woman who has Brown Hair Black Eye's and Jade Skinned appeared at Felix's Phone, But that's not the great part, No! The great part was this Woman is Sexy... And i'm Horny.

Anyways the Woman who i presume to be Athena has an Clothing with the combination of White and Gold Colors. Holding an Spear and an Shield, The Shield having Medusa's Head and being color Gold.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "She's kinda Bad doe."」

Well i guess i made Felix to similar to me... My bad. But he is indeed correct doe.

『"Goddess Athena of Greek Mythology."』

『"Power's: Goddess of Wisdom, Goddess of War, Goddess of Defensive War, Goddess of Arts and Crafts."』

『"Sub Power's: Decelerated Aging, Dimensional Travel, Invulnerability, Magic, Metamorphosis, Power Distribution, Superhuman Strength, Superhuman Speed, Superhuman Stamina, Telepathy, Illusion Casting."』

Felix keep rereading the whole list of Athena's Power and couldn't help but exclaim for some reason.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Actually that's OP as Fuck."」

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Wait... Do i get an 1+ because i have the same Power as before?"」

While Felix is busy asking himself stupid questions, Because Ladies who are reading this. Men are stupid... And we love being stupid Fuck u Feminist!

Anyways Felix accidentally spinned the Roulette's Wheel.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ughhh, Whoops!"」

The Roulette Wheel spinning brought Felix out of his own Head, Anyways the Wheels Hand finally landed on something that can't help but make Felix exclaim.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Holy Shit..."」

      「🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮」

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩: (Thinks it's a Game) "Wait a damn minute..."」

「𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧: (The one who grant's Wishes and Protect's all the Universe's) "I need a Drink."」

「𝐃𝐚𝐨𝐎𝐟𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 [𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲]: (Holding the Roulette Wheel) "Truth is, The Game was rigged from the start!"」

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『"I got School we're in the 4th Quarter, Luckily i was able to write in the middle of the week, So i think a Chapter a Week is cool."』

『"I didn't wrote this but, Just imagine the whole agency that protects the Universe aka the people giving Felix the wish, Going into Chaos because Felix just casually acquired a some of Thoth's Power Zeus Godlike Power and Athena's Wisdom."』

『"I love how Felix is just so casual about everything XD."』

『"So uhhh. Great News today, A Rat bite my 4th Toe in my Left Foot... Even though the wound was small, Blood still gush out, I mean what the Fuck why is their so much Blood? The Rat probably hqs Rabies... I'll probably die, REMI WHY!"』

『"Felix is an Sociopath, His not an Charismatic one. His an Sociopathic Loner, Or in Sherlocks own Word's an High functioning Sociopath."』

『"Wrote this last Minute in, Sorry i was getting Sleepy anyways Goodnight!"』

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