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Peter

Ned

Ned

Ned

Ned

i swear I'm going to spam you if you don't answer.

NEEED

come on

come help me move this body bro

-_-

???

Excuse me?

Who's this ned person?

Also, who are you?

Peter

ned stop playing around

since when do you use punctuation marks at the end of a sentence

weirdo

???

How'd you get this number?

What body?

And for pete's sake, stop calling me ned!

Peter

so you're not ned

?????

sorry i must've typed in the wrong number

???

Well, delete this number.

People are not allowed to have this number.

Peter

wait you seem interesting

let's be friends fellow human being :)

???

No.

You're very weird

And you type like a kid.

Peter

says the person who started a sentence with "and" -_-

besides i am a proud kid old man ◑﹏◐

???

I'm offended. What makes you think I am an old man?

Peter

JuSt LoOk At ThE wAy I tYpE cOmPaReD tO yOuRs

(o|o)

???

How did you even do that?

Also, are you implying that you're a kid?

How old are you?

Peter

I aM iNdEeD a KiD

aLsO iM nOt AlLoWeD tO sHaRe My pErSoNal InFo

NeXt ThInG yOu KnOw ThE nEwS "A 15-Year-old kid gets kidnapped by a stalker and a pedophile"

???

I don't know how to make those faces but I really want to call you stupid.

Also, why are you up kid?

It's like 10 pm

And for Pete's sake stop with the letter thingy thing you doing

Peter

*you're smart guy 🙄

and Fine

also what? It's ONLY 10pm smart guy.

since I just told you my age, you tell me your age.

???

48

Now stop texting me.

I have work to do.

Peter

Mk bye bye 🙌