What Bites You, Is Still Alive

Konosuba: Love Circle! REWRITTEN!

ARC3 Ft. Aqua, Kazuma.

Loving Chapter #11 What Bites You, Is Still Alive.

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"So hungry~~ Kazuma, feed me~ I'm going to die at this rate!~" Aqua whined as she keeps on tugging on Kazuma's tracksuit while he's looking at the quest board to see if there are any available easy commissions so that Kazuma doesn't have to spend his savings for the both of them to eat tonight, he's starting to find the goddess annoying if she keeps giving him vertigo by the tugging.

But Kazuma does agree with Aqua on one thing, and that is both of them are hungry as fuck, and they need food desperately otherwise Kazuma might die, and Aqua will probably go sell her body just for food.

"Shut up for a second." Kazuma pushed Aqua away from him as he thought deeply about what his next move should be.

He thought life here was going to be easy, get bitches, get sucked, and rule the world, but unfortunately for him he ain't no king, yet. but a scumbag, for Aqua anyways, and here he is having problems, almost like it's what Kazuma had to go through, no wonder why the poor boy hates his team from time to time.

…

"Hey, Kazuma?"

"I'm Kazuma ight."

Aqua stood up and she was holding paper, more like a commission paper that is.

Both of them look at it and read it's details together.

-Help me get rid of some pests!

Recently my garden has been infested with some unknown lil brats that kept stealing my crops!

I want them gone, and gone for good!

Will pay a good price for the job done.-

"Hey! This looks pretty easy, let's try this one!" Aqua suggested by Kazuma ain't so sure about it.

If they're going on pest control, what kind of pests are they going to face? He hopes it's not as big as those frogs, but there's a possibility they might be larger.

"I don't know Aqua…" He said. "I'm pretty sure it's harder than it sounds."

"Pft, what are you afraid of? I'm sure it's some loose rabbits or something- There's nothing to be scared of as long as you're with me!-"

"AHHH!! KazuMAAAA!!!" Aqua cries out for help as she runs for her life, being chased by some weird animals that Kazuma is not sure of.

He's getting a feeling that if he stays here they will stop chasing after Aqua and then go after him.

Kazuma does nothing but wait for Aqua to eventually come to him, if there's anything that he learned so far in living here with a dumb god, it's to think outside the box.

Instead of killing them right on the spot, why not make a trap that will hold all of them and bring them somewhere else?

And that's what Kazuma did!

"You're doing great Aqua! Keep them distracted!" Kazuma cheered for the terrified Aqua while he plans on how he can trap those things in one swoop without having to take a single life of it.

…

"That's good enough. Hey Aqua! Run your godly fat ass over here!"

"S-Stop calling my ass fat you pedo-neet!!"

Aqua, regardless of how many times Kazuma has insulted her during their adventures together and for absolutely no apparent reason, she runs like hell to Kazuma as the big boy lolicon waits for an opportunity.

Seconds later it came and he pulled a very old rope which dropped a trap that came from a tree, almost smacking Aqua right in the head with a heavy blunt object on top of it right but she managed to run past it and trap those creatures that were behind her in all one go!

Aqua, who was losing balance after all that constant chase, she tripped on one small rock and directly landed on Kazuma who was in the middle of celebrating his genius. Like he has done something no man has ever achieved before.

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Both groaned after crashing into each other.

"Aw...my head hurts…"

Both were about to blame each other, for… one, why the hell did you land on me, two, why the hell did you not help me, but once they've looked at each other they noticed that they're in a strange position.

Aqua is on top of Kazuma, while he is letting his back sit on a tree, isn't this kind of…

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Both ended up embarrassed and eventually hurt, because Kazuma forgot those creatures that were chasing Aqua weren't the only ones, there's somewhat a lot for them in this garden. Aqua later heals Kazuma and both of them go home, with complete trauma.

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Kazuma: Konosuba: Love Circle... I can't feel my legs.