Three Wishes

Where am I?

I look around my surroundings only to be encountered by the endless void. Is this the afterlife?

I continue to wait while thinking of my situation.

Why am I here, did I die?

I don't remember dying.....

"Welp, you did."

Huh?! I turn around to see some guy just standing there behind me. When did he show up!

"I'm dead?"

"Yep." He says with a shrug.

"Why am I here?"

I look over at him and notice he's sitting on a chair all of the sudden, one of those fancy golden thrones. He leaned his head on his hand and said,

"Cause I felt like it."

What the fuck...?

I give a weary smile and say, "Well do you need anything..?"

He flicks the booger he picked from his nose then leans over at me,

"Basically it's like this, I decided on a whim to pick some random guy and see how it goes." He said with another shrug.

"That explained nothing...."

"I know."

What the fuck.....what is going on....

"So, I just kinda picked some random guy, erased him from existence before bringing him here."

What the FUCK!

"So you just decided to pull me from my home, my family and my friends, including the last 19 years of my life and just erased it from existence."

"Yeah."

I got to admit, some light escaped from my eyes there for a moment.

"So, I'm gonna transmigrate you to another world."

Some light came back in my eyes as I said, "Do I get to choose which world?"

"Nope."

I fucking hate this guy.

Damn I was hoping to be a rich dude and laze around in a lofty life in some futuristic society...

"What kind of stories do you like the most?" He asks me with a serious face.

This could be a trick question...I'll just say which I like the most.

"I like cohesive stories with a male protagonist and strong built up love interest, I especially hate repetitive harem stories—"

"Highschool DxD."

"What?"

"I'm gonna put you in Highschool DxD." He remarked with another shrug.

I FUCKING hate this guy, he decides to put me in a world with bullshit leveling, vague mythology and insane power levels! Fuck!

He held up three fingers and said, "I'll also give you three wishes."

Easy, "For my first wish, I want to be the strongest being—"

"Nope, no bullshit fan fiction wishes, you can only pick things that would make sense in this universe, also I won't grant you any knowledge, so no detailed events, technology, alchemy, magic, nada. Also, hehe, you have to start as a human and can't make your own custom Sacred Gear."

Damn....

I take a moment to think of the most exploitable thing to acquire, this fucker might even transmigrate me thousands of years in the past, maybe worse.

Okay...I should probably pick a Sacred Gear to use...I remember people can have two sacred gears at once...but what would be best?

Definitely two Longinus Sacred Gears...

"Can you hurry it up."

"Hold up! Let me think."

"Does wishing for two Longinus count as two wishes?"

"It does now."

Fuck!

"I wish for Zenith Tempest Sacred Gear."

"Done."

"I wish for the Telos Karma Sacred Gear."

"Done."

"I wish to have the Library of Heaven's Path."

"Nope."

Damn.

"Mystic Eyes of Death Perception!"

"Nope."

Worth a try....

I guess it was too OP, I should pick something that will benefit in the long run....maybe something that will help me now and later, I'm only human so I have a high chance to die..

"I want the best possible human body, greatest endurance, higher muscle density, perfect memory recall, highest comprehension, handsome, big dick, etc and etc..."

I look him in the eyes only to see him raise a brow at me then sigh, "Very well."

He snapped his fingers as my body—no soul went under what I can best describe as spaghettification.

I hear one last sentence before disappearing all together,

"Haha lucky kid I was gonna make you a girl if you didn't clarify 'big dick' hahaha, since you got me there, I'm gonna send you to the early 6th century, hehe!"

Let me reclassify I FUCKING hate this guy.

Those were my last thought as my vision faded into black..