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Some random stories I come up with to keep my boredom away. Contains original novels and fanfics as well. They may become a novel I'll write if I like them enough or if there is a sudden rush of inspiration that takes over me. If you like one of them comment on it and I may consider writing more about it one day, I am highly sleep deprived so I guess I will someday if i do not commit suicide first.

DaoOfGay · LGBT+
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Die, Birth, Rebirth (#1)

"Fuck-" Pain once again hit him, this time he was dying of of blunt impact, crushed between two powerful tighs of a woman- Well, it wasn't his first time dying, and he was tired of this world after all! He just hopes he goes to a world where he can learn something new or how to do something supernatural other than to be reborn into other worlds after dying.

"Urgh..." He huffed, he was tired of dying once again- this was his 100th time dying and he wanted to live in a world past 5 years, which was the amount of years he was able to keep his mouth shut from insulting someone. I mean, the asshole stepped on his bruised toe! What else was he supposed to say? And this death just now was more of an acident, really, he was in a bus that went down a hill and he was crushed between a woman's tights because there were several other people on top of them- He was crushed by the weight of them on top of him, not the strenght of the woman. "I hope next life will be more interesting, and i hope i get a power this time, not just points..." Once again the roulette appeared in front of him- [Congratulations, you received the - [Anatomy Constructs] - ability! Good luck on your next life.]

And just like that, he was thrown into the next world-

-Scene Cut-

[Status:

Name: Eternus

Soul Age: ???

Body Age (Eternally): 25

Gender: Male

Status Points:

Mind: 50

Body: 50

Soul: 100

Powers:

[Ressurection] - every time you die, you go to another world.

[Immune Soul (Soul +50)] - Your soul is immune to all effects that may affect souls.

[Immortal Soul (Soul + 100)] - Your soul is immortal, therefore cannot be killed.

[Healthy Body (Body + 50)] - Your body cannot get sick, no matter what.

[Unbreakable Will (Mind + 50)] - Your will cannot be broken, no matter what.

[Anatomy Constructs]- You can create things out of your body. Can use any and all powers associated with this.

-Knowledge-

(Beginner, Experieced, Expert, Master, Grandmaster, Godlike)

[Languages: English, Portuguese, Itallian, Japanese, Latim, Spanish, French, Katalon, Hebrew, Archaic Latin, Sarkist]

[Fighting: Master Level]

[Survivability: Expert Level]

[Arts: Begginer Level]

[Problem Solving: Experienced]

[Mechanics: Beginner]

[Archery: Expert]

[Swordsmanship: Beginner]

[Gunmanship: Expert]

-Status-

"Huh, interesting i guess." Eternus hummed as he looked at his nails, they grew into a foot long before he concentrated and they cracked, falling off of his finger, just to grow back again. "Creepy as fuck, but interesting." His hair enlongated and changed color, since he could simply create and recreate his body from zero, he could make himself more into strange Eldritch level or weird creatures. "This seems fun at least." His arm cracked as his bone left it's socket, tearing through the skin and flesh and into his hand, where he stared at the bone sword he ahd in hand, his bone regrowing already.

He was nowhere near civilization, so he didn't care at all- He created a few eyes on his back as feathers- No, hide and scales grew out of his back, a pair of featherless wing sprouted out of his back as he jumped, trying to fly upwards as he played with his new power. Antlers grew out of his head, scales covered his face, fangs bursted out of his gums as they bleed- He was becoming a monster! He sighed as he landed back on the ground, knowing that now he could fly.

All the modifications slowly entered his body back, making him groan as the pain was a bit much, but he was used to pain by now, having died more than 99 times! "A bow?" He used his bones and muscles to make a bow and his hair and nervous system to make a string, which worked really well, he pulled the string back and he remembered his 12th life, in which he learned archery since he was reborn back in earth in medival times and he had to hunt for food.

But life 45 made him really ruthless, since he was taken as a slave and used for years- In the end he tortured and killed more than 300 people that used his body for their own pleasure, but after dying he became... Detached to that memory, if that makes sense, he could remember it vividly, but he didn't care as much as you would've thought he would. "Let's see... Which world am i?" His fingers grew for a few inches and he began to make eyeballs and throwing them away as his arms enlongated, throwing several of them really far away!

He even made some of them grow wings, which was very creepy!

He loved this new ability, since only his imagination could stop him. "Hm... Should i try that?" His eyes closed as his bones broke and rearanged themselvs, his size grew smaller as he made himself become a flesh and blood wolf creature, with three tendrils of blood for a tail. "Oh fuck, it hurts but it works!" He chuckled, his voice coming out of the wolf's head hole, which was where the brain should've been. "So i can also control my blood? that's neat." He can control his blood, his bones, his hair, his skin, his muscles- Everything about his body.

"Wait-" He looked down, he always came into the worlds naked, so he was used to see himself naked! He concentrated, and soon enough, he could grow another dick- in fact, he could grow as many dicks as he wanted! "heheheh!" He chuckled at the possiblities of when someone saying- 'Choke on a dick!' he can make them choke on a dick instead.

But for now, he should focus on where he was- Oh, on of his eyes saw something! His eye was shot down, which didn't hurt at all surprisingly, but what he saw was enough to make him curious- A man holding a black book, covered in blood from head to toe, as he stared into the horizon. "I'm curious now, goddamn it!" Curiosity may kill the cat, but he didn't care- he would be reborn anyway.

-Scene Cut-

"Fuck- Shit- Fuck- Shit-!" The man clutched firmly the book on his hand as he darted, dodging another one of those red blood-like projectiles from the creature that was following him, he knew if he let it have the book, everything would be doomed! "Fuck, God, if you're fucking real- Come help me you fucking bastard!" The man shouted in anger as he looked at the gloomy sky, rain was coming and he knew it.

He suddenly saw an eye with wings, and that was something bad- Because eyes don't have wings, he has two of those and he's pretty sure they don't have wings! "Fuck!" He cursed as he felt his left eye explode- Well, he spoke too soon! "It's foolish to run." An eldritch-like creature crawled towards him, it's fleshy tendrils reaching out for him in a very uncomfortable way, blood dripping from the creatures' body. "Fuck you bitch!" The man kicked the tendril of flesh and blood away as the creature hissed at him, he could only foolishly try to squirm away as the tendrils reached out for the black book- "Ew, gross."

Suddenly, he heard another voice- A man, a tall 6'7 man with black ahir and red eyes, his hands were behind his back so he couldn't see if he had human fingers, these creatures are mostly humans, except some parts of their bodies- And when you notice it, they get angry and become aggressive! "Hey!" Grant couldn't care less though- "Catch!" If he has the book, then the creature won't be up on his ass!

"Huh?" The man caught the book between his hands and looked at it, this book was really dark and powerful, breaking the minds of mortal who stared at it for too long after all- The blood and flesh creature holding him let him go in an instant, throwing him away to go after the man that now had the book, screeching: "GIVE ME THAT!" But something unexpected happened- The man opened the book, and started reading it.

"Urgh... [Vermuthís]?" He said something in a foreign language, and the creature of flesh and blood suddenly dropped to the ground, no longer moving. "Well, i knew it was good to learn those languages." The man's eyes turned to stare at him as he asked: "So, care to tell me where the fuck am i...?"

Oh fuck...

"You don't know where you are?"

"No? I really don't."

"Oh fuck- Not another one!"

"What do you mean another one?"

"I'll have to call Brian, and i'll probably be respoinsible for you now, it's like taking a fucking stray kitten from the fucking streets! Well..." The man looked at him up and down. "At least you're hot, and can use magic apparently."

"Well, i feel used."

"You haven't seen used yet, big boy-"

-Scene Cut-

Scrowling through Twitter using the phone he stole from Frederick (The guy from the forest), Eternus was seeing gay men use the hashtag proud boys to spread their love, which he found very adorable- His eyes left the screen where three men stood one in front of the other, from tallest to smallest (The tallest one ahd black hair, the middle one had blond hair, and the smallest one had pink hair) they were all flexing to the camera, each looking very enticing- his horny thoughts were broken by Frederick as he said: "So hot stuff, what'chu doin' in the middle of de woods?" His voice was a little strange, so Eternus focused and could feel the smell of medicine, which meant he was trying to calm himself down- I mean, he was fine physically, but mentalle? It's not every day you see a monster of flehs and blood crawling around after a black blook!

"Well, you already told me what happened- I was called to this world, from somehwere else, you said this ahd happened before, so of course i followed you to hear more about it- And as for what i was doing in the woods?" Eternus smirked at the smaller guy, since he was aggressively flirting with him- two can also play this game, if he ends up laid? Good! "I was searching for a handsome man- It seems i found it."

"Oh wow, such silver tongue you have there-" Frederick smirked before continuing: "I wonder if it can be more useful than to talk-"

At that instant, Eternus' tongue extended an extra six inches before it moved with great precision and control as he said: "Well, guess we'll have to find out, won't we?"

There was this pink blush on Frederick's face as if he was considering it, but then the doors of the interogation room was kicked open. "Frederick, how many times to i have to tell your gay ass to stop flirting with the eldritch people we find!?" A tall, drak-skinned woman with long curly hair and sharp painted nails powerwalked towards them, making Eternus raise an eyeborw at them. "So, name?"

"Urgh... Eternus?"

"Uhum... Eldritch name?"

"Well, you can call me... Z'adrri i guess."

"Well, Z'adrri, care to tell me how you got on our universe? And what would you consider yourself to be- Male, female, or beyond mortal comprehention?"

"Well, i came from the void, and i consider myself to be male thank you for asking- He/him prnouns are fine to me."

"So- Since Frederick found you, he's assigned to be your personal guide to this world, please be mindful that we will kick you out of this dimension if you try to kill anyone underserving, having said that- Be gay do crime, i'll go have a drink and go find Kaithlin to see if she wanna fuck ro something." Having said that, Brian got up from the chair faster than she entered the room, leaving behind a stunned Eternus (Z'adrri). "You get used to her." Frederick hummed from the side before looking at him again- "now that thing with your tongue though..."

"I can do much that with much more than my tongue-" He showed him his hand, which started to bend and break as another one blossomed from his arm, making his arm have two hands. "Now imagine this- But with my dick."

Frederick stoped for a second, before his face grew red.

"Yep." Eternus smirked wide. "I can do that."

-Author Note-

Eternus is really eldritch in human concept- So therefore he just chose the name Z'adrri, it was not given to him, he simply got nervous and said the first thing that came to his mind, and it worked i guess.