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"I am a homeless person in the United States

"I am a homeless person in the United States."

sckyh · Urban
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Chapter 27: Who's the Best in Remote Livestock Farming? Our Neighbor, America, Reigns Supreme.

Friend circle signatures often reflect a person's thoughts to a greater or lesser extent.

Even a signature that doesn't fit the typical image can reveal something.

However, analyzing these details won't be very useful on its own.

It requires combining with more observation and understanding to help you gain a clearer insight into a person's traits.

From the content of her friend circle, Zhao Hongjin exhibits a very relaxed attitude.

She shares the difficulties encountered in her studies and posts selfies while exploring or shopping.

She also doesn't lack complaints or sighs about some bizarre experiences in life.

But amidst all of this, there isn't a single post in her friend circle that could be considered 'unique'.

That's quite interesting.

There's indeed a universally applicable premise: normal people have their own uniqueness.

When a person's friend circle lacks uniqueness, there are three possibilities.

The first is lack of confidence. Because of this, they choose to conceal all intense emotions or thoughts.

This is the most common and normal scenario.

Regardless of gender, the pressure faced in modern society is too great.

Everyone wants to be seen as a 'reliable adult' and avoid leaving an impression of being erratic.

In light of this consideration, they hide their uniqueness and never show it.

The second is indifference, not paying attention.

They don't pay attention to the content of their friend circle, just posting whenever they feel like it.

Because they don't pay attention or care, they don't treat the friend circle as a space to share with friends, so they naturally don't show their true selves.

The third is the most special. They have enough confidence but don't want to be easily understood by others.

Whatever the reason for not wanting to be understood, the result they choose will present an 'incomplete truth'.

What they share is real, but not all of the truth.

This is the case with Zhao Hongjin, as with others.

At times like this, more dimensions of analysis are needed.

For example, profile pictures, signatures, and more communication and interaction.

Zhao Hongjin's profile picture is Doraemon, without any significance.

But her signature is interesting.

Remember the three elements of a signature? Ingenuity, conveying logical value, and rarity.

Besides these, there's another type of signature that can highlight uniqueness even more, and that is asking questions.

Using a question as a signature, anyone who wants to understand you from your signature will be questioned by you.

Asking questions, while meeting the criteria of ingenuity, is also rare.

The questions asked are interesting enough and can convey logical value.

Zhao Hongjin's signature is a question.

"Will you come back to such green hills?"

Seeing this question, Cheng Daqi nods to himself.

Truly someone worth relying on.

He directly opens the chat box and asks Zhao Hongjin about the meaning of her signature.

"Boss, which green hills are you referring to in your signature?"

Using the topic directly when it presents itself.

They've only known each other for a few days, and now is the golden period to enhance their relationship.

Male-female relationships aren't like those depicted by novelists, where after a few meetings and some posing, the woman starts 'fluttering her eyelashes', 'falling in love', and 'heartbeats surge'.

In reality, there are only two situations where men and women get together.

Either it happens quickly, or it builds up over time.

Cheng Daqi doesn't plan to fall in love; he simply uses his signature as a conversation starter.

As for what they'll talk about later, they can figure that out as they go.

But it's better to do good deeds first and then see if the situation warrants changing strategy.

"I'm rushing to meet the deadline for my thesis. My body is still alive, but my soul has left this world. Come burn paper for me in two days, thanks."

Zhao Hongjin's reply is also direct.

It can only be said that this is how college students are.

The goodwill task of the humanoid golden finger failed to start. Cheng Daqi closes Feixin and opens Toutiao.

His first American vagrant video has been uploaded for several hours.

Checking the video data, it has 11,000 views and over 300 likes.

Despite being prepared mentally, Cheng Daqi is still surprised by the flood of comments in the comment section.

Even though he's the first to venture into this field, he's undoubtedly the 'top streamer' at the moment.

But his account is still new!

A new account, a single video, and hundreds of likes in just a few hours.

It's roughly equivalent to a newcomer publishing their first book and getting over a thousand collections within a few hours of it being added to the library.

It seems ordinary, but the future is promising.

Cheng Daqi's gaze focuses on the comment section; he wants to see what kind of comments various people have left for him.

(Set in this time, domestic social software already displays IP addresses. For a more entertaining narrative, let's have a laugh.)

Patrick Star Doesn't Wear Pants (IP: Beijing): "The streets of America are so dirty, aren't they a developed country? How come the streets are dirtier than our village?"

This brother from Beijing clearly doesn't understand the diversity of America.

He may think that as a developed country, America is better than China in every way, hence his question.

This kind of misunderstanding is actually quite common.

After all, we're exposed to too much information through mobile internet.

So much so that it exceeds the cognitive limits of many people, causing them to lose the ability to discern the truth of information.

Unfiltered exposure to a large amount of information will inevitably bring many 'prejudices'.

These 'prejudices' are not subjective creations of individuals but the consequences of being contaminated by various media.

For example, many people in England have never been to China in their lifetime, but after being brainwashed by various anti-China media led by well-known media in England, they are full of prejudice against China.

Thinking 'America is a developed country, better than China in everything,' is also a kind of prejudice.

Seeing this kind of response, people naturally won't miss out on the fun.

The comments under this Beijing netizen's post are full of ridicule and teasing.

"Are you from Beijing? Or just came to Beijing to work?"

"Oh, Master from Beijing, bet me 50 and let's see your skills."

"Beijing is different indeed, comparing villages with Los Angeles, and still winning. Is it so hard to admit America's strength? Do you have to delude yourself here?"

Cheng Daqi continues to scroll down and finds another interesting comment.

Little Round Loves Eating Candy (Shanxi): "Reported, the person shooting this video must be slandering America. America is the beacon of freedom for humanity. How could there be so many people receiving relief there?"

Seeing such outrageous remarks, Cheng Daqi is deeply impressed by America's level of remote livestock farming.

America, the great power of remote livestock farming, holds the everlasting agricultural gem.

Look, how much she loves America.

Naturally, netizens won't let such outrageous comments go unchecked.

"Your Yankee dad won't even look at you because you're too good at licking, because you're a dog they raised to leave a pile of dog poop in China."

Full of attack, precise critique.

"I suggest you go to America directly and don't embarrass us Shanxi folks!"

Not embarrassing? There are still plenty of China worshippers in 2023, and many of them are even in high positions.

"Everywhere there are pitiful people with small brain atrophy. We should be more tolerant. One person scolds ten times is enough, don't be too strict."

The content in the comment section can be broadly divided into two categories.

One is astonishment, astonishment at the number of vagrants in America and wondering why Cheng Daqi is living in a tent.

The other is the lamentation of America's loyal dogs, who don't want to accept an America full of vagrants and garbage.

They turn this non-acceptance of reality into attacks on Cheng Daqi.

In the eyes of these China worshippers, even America's dogs are perfect.

They believe Cheng Daqi's video is intentionally smearing!

Ah Mei: Dongda, can you learn my remote livestock skills?

Of course not.

No matter how many industrial gems like pen refills and lighters China obtains, it can't learn America's remote livestock farming.

After all, not every country can be as shameless as America, shamelessly displaying it for the world to see.

As the saying goes: which country's remote livestock farming is the best? Across the strait, America reigns supreme!