jomblo ngenes artinya

Cerita ini bermula dari persahabatan tiga orang wanita cantik bernama Agesti, Wilia dan Oliv yang kemudian mengalami nasib nahas yang serupa. Ketiga nya sama-sama dikhianati sang pacar. Akhirnya, mereka bertiga memutuskan untuk membuat sebuah geng bernama High Class Jomblo, yang berarti ketiga nya menobatkan diri sebagai jomblo-jomblo yang berkulitas. "Gue yakin, dengan berdiri nya geng High Class Jomblo ini, harga diri kita gak akan terinjak laki-laki lagi." (Shintya Agesti Munaf) COVER BY : RIA_GRAPHICC

Riv belum menemukan manfaat dari berpacaran itu apa. Alasannya simpel, karena Riv sendiri belum pernah berpacaran. Belum pernah berpacaran bukan berarti hidup kamu ngenes, NO! Riv sangat bahagia dengan statusnya itu. Namun semuanya berubah, saat semua temannya sudah memiliki pacar dan sering mengejeknya. Bahkan memberikannya julukan Nyonya Jomblo. Dari sanalah petualangan Riv dimulai, Sang Nyonya Jomblo yang mencari cinta

cerita ini mengisahkan tentang kehidupan seorang pelajar smk jomblo yang melewati hari-harinya dengan kesenangan,kesedihan,dan kekonyolan. hanya dia yang masih jomblo di kelasnya. bahkan disekolahnya,terkadang dia berusaha untuk mencari pacar,Tapi tidak ada yang mau satupun sama dia bahkan sampe ditolak cintanya,mungkin ini udah nasibnya, Apakah dia bisa melewati kehidupan ini tanpa pasangan,atau dia bakalan dapet pasangan?.

Usia ku 35 tahun, banyak yang mengataiku sebagai perawan tua karena masih setia untuk menjomblo sampai diusia ini. Cih... Ini hidupku, kenapa juga mereka yang ribut?! Tapi saat usiaku mulai memasuki angka ke 36 dalam 3 bulan , seorang pria muda berusia 27 tahun beserta Ibunya dan sejumlah pria berbadan besar yang ternyata adalah pengawalnya datang ke rumahku Orang tua ku dengan ekspresi biasa bilang kalau dia adalah calon suamiku yang telah ditakdirkan... Dia adalah pasangan hidupku yang telah di tentukan WHAT THE HELLL!!!! Parahnya dia adalah bos baru ku ditempat kerjaku. Disaat aku masih berusaha mencerna setiap informasi yang aku terima dan berusaha menolak perjodohan ini, ayah ku cuma bilang kalau hal ini wajar di kalangan Ras manusia serigala. Ngik ... ngik.... Dan sebagai info tambahan kata Ayah Aku masih ada sedikit.. Ku ulangi sedikit Darah werewolf... Didalam tubuhku ...Astaga.. apa lagi ini Kepala ku mulai berdenyut serasa mau pecah. Dan disinilah aku duduk di kursi di Depan minimarket dekat rumahku sambil minum susu kemasan untuk menghilangkan stres dan duduk berhadapan dengan pria dengan senyumnya yang menyebalkan yang dalam 3 bulan ke depan akan menjadi suami ku. Ingin menangis,tidak ada yang bisa di tangisi. Ingin tertawa tidak ada yang lucu. Semoga nantinya tidak ada kejutan tambahan yang bisa membuat otakku berasap dan membuat jantung ku copot.

In the world where Tantra is everything, the aspect that dominates and plays an important role in human life, there are people who are special and rare. Those who are able to make Mantras from Tantric extraction, these people are referred to as "Propheto". Unfortunately, the world also begins to be threatened with the appearance of Mutanro, a mutated living being who is contaminated with black Tantra. In order to eradicate Mutanro, who threatens the lives of all mankind, a squad called Taboot is formed, centered in the city of Babylomania. Meanwhile, Jomon Urameki is a homeless boy living on the outskirts of the Babylomania polis. He lives with hundreds of stray cats. Jomon's encounter with a man from the Yayoi royal family named Akali Seiya, gives him a reason to go to the city of Babylomania and in the end makes Jomon join the Taboot Squad to eradicate Mutanros. Can Jomon get his own Mantra? Is Jomon also a Propheto? Does he have the talent to be a Mutanro slayer? The story of Jomon's adventures in a world full of Tantra!

JONGIL alias jomlo tengil. Julukan Dirga pada Risya, si gadis mungil, jahil, dan amit-amit tengilnya. Awalnya Dirga hanya iseng memanggil Risya seperti itu. Nyatanya, Risya semakin menjadi menjahilinya dan membuat Dirga kadang kesal sendiri. Lupakan sahabat, lupakan pertemanan. Sekali menyebalkan maka tetaplah menyebalkan. Risya sangat menyebalkan. Bahkan juga bisa dibilang bodoh. Sudah tahu dia naksir sama Daffa, tapi tetap saja Risya berkelakuan sama di depan laki-laki itu. Dirga hanya bisa menatap Risya miris. Cewek mungil, bodoh, gila, nyebelin. Lengkap sudah. Si Jongil yang entah kapan mendapat pasangan hidup itu akan menjadi teman dekatnya hingga lulus SMA tahun depan. "Ini sih namanya mimpi buruk!" ________________________ All right reserved by Kaitani Hikari © 2020

just some poetry I've tried to make

Yue Ran was an immortal who lived most of his life in solitude Accompanied only by his master on an unnamed mountain. However, one day he started wandering around the mortal realm disguising himself as a humble daoist in hopes of finding answers in order to understand his master's words. His journey took him to the northern lands, a land that acted as a border between the demons and the mortals. while passing by, he came across an abandoned village near the mountains. Another snowstorm was about to fall. There, as he searched for a shelter to pass the night, He heard a faint sound. A place where nothing lived he found a boy on the verge of death As he asks a question that he himself could hardly understand He decided to save the boy and allow him to tag along as a companion through his journey even though he did not know the boy's true nature. They encountered many things together but one day, Before even realising, the boy had grown into an adult And from then on their relationship took a strange turn...

Elena Seidel é uma jovem estudante alemã, em seu último ano de universidade. Focada em concluir seus estudos e dar os primeiros passos bem-sucedidos na carreira profissional, ela colhe os frutos de seu esforço — ao menos nessa área. Sua vida pessoal, por outro lado, não recebe a mesma atenção. Sempre dedicada aos livros e ao trabalho, Elena dava pouca importância a seus relacionamentos amorosos, sempre tendo casos rápidos e pouco relevantes. Mal sabia ela que tudo estava prestes a mudar — e também a sua vida. Na mesma cidade, vive Sebastian Kaiser, um antigo vampiro e predador implacável, que prefere caçar sozinho a se relacionar com com a sociedade vampírica de Berlin e suas incursões pela metrópole alemã. Entediado com a mesmice de suas noites, seduzindo e se alimentando de jovens mulheres, Sebastian começa a ter enigmáticas visões de uma mulher que, ele acredita, trará nova emoção para sua existência. Seria o destino responsável por unir os caminhos de Elena e Sebastian?

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"