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Tiga tahun lalu, Wang Junze muda, yang disebut sebagai Jenius Jalur Pedang, gagal dalam Membuka Urat dan diberi label sebagai memiliki Urat Terbuang Bawaan Lahir. Sejak saat itu, Wang Junze diolok-olok oleh semua orang dan dijauhi oleh keluarganya. Bahkan ayahnya menganggapnya tidak berguna dan mengusirnya dari rumah. Namun, Wang Junze berhasil Membuka Urat dengan Qi Pedang, memulai perjalanan yang tiada tandingannya di jalur Dao Pedang.

Lee Zhang Yu seorang penipu ulung yang merupakan pewaris tunggal Dota Group. Pascakematian ibunya, ia memilih kabur dari rumah. Sebab, ayahnya memilih menikah lagi bahkan sebelum tujuh hari kematian sang ibu. Hingga dua belas tahun berlalu, tak ada satu pun yang mengetahui keberadaannya. Hidupnya selalu dikelilingi oleh musuh dan kisah kelam. Hingga ia bertemu dengan sosok Nara Diyana dan jatuh cinta pada gadis itu. Akan tetapi, Nara Diyana turut dalam bahaya dan ia perlu menjaga gadis itu dari incaran para musuhnya, salah satunya adalah Darmawan Ramos, si mafia gila. Ketika dikabarkannya kesehatan sang ayah menurun drastis, Lee Zhang Yu tidak tinggal diam. Lee Zhang Yu berusaha mengungkap semua kebenarannya ketika sang ayah dinyatakan meninggal secara tiba-tiba. Apakah Lee Zhang Yu sanggup mengungkap kasus kematian ayahnya di tengah kejaran musuh? Baca kisahnya sampai selesai! *** Follow me on IG @PenaDifa_sastra

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Darren adalah seorang anak yang kelahirannya tidak diharapkan oleh keluarga terutama sang Nenek. Sejak ia baru lahir, sang Nenek akan melenyapkannya. Namun, Darren ditolong oleh sang bodyguard bernama D One. Bagaimana kisah pembalasan Darren kepada keluarganya? Bisakah ia menduduki jabatan sebagai penerus tunggal keluarga Laksono?

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"

Amelia Lockhart has one mission: make the top idol Ethan Quinn fall in love with her, then break his heart, so that Ethan Quinn can successfully pass his tribulation and return to his position as a High God. There's just one problem: as the most hated woman on the internet, Amelia is the last person anyone would pair with the nation's golden boy. But when she lands a spot on a dating show alongside Ethan, she sees her chance. She does all the heavy lifting and is dependable enough to make him see her differently. As a result, Ethan starts pretending to be weak. The fans are confused. Their untouchable idol is... blushing? Getting clingy? Calling her "jiejie" in that voice? "Sis, I surrender." "Sis, you can only spoil me like this." Amelia is losing control of the plan. She was supposed to seduce him and walk away. So why is he the one coaxing her to stay, and why is it getting harder to say no?

In her past life, Su Yaoguang bought Xiao Yanci, supported his education, and helped him rise to great heights. She became his wife. Everyone praised him for never abandoning the farm girl who funded his rise. Su Yaoguang also believed she had found a good man. Unexpectedly, when she was seriously ill, she saw Xiao Yanci bring his first love and a child who resembled them both to her bedside. "Dad, mom, when will this person die?" the child asked, holding Xiao Yanci's hand. Xiao Yanci responded, "Soon, just wait a bit longer." That was the moment she realized: she had wasted her entire life on the wrong man. Returning to the age of fifteen, Su Yaoguang pointed at the bloody young boy: "I want him." In her past life, no matter what she gave Xiao Yanci, she only received a cold expression. This time, the young boy, like a wolf cub, dropped his guard; everything Sister gifted was the best. Sweet as milk. Devoted beyond reason. He melted her completely. Until one day, the young boy took a high position. Not wanting history to repeat itself, Su Yaoguang packed her things and slipped away at night, only to run into a man as noble and unattainable as a deity. "I've heard you call us siblings everywhere. Good sister, shouldn't we change what we call each other?"

A mission gone wrong sends military doctor Han Lei tumbling through time, straight into the arms of a fallen Prince in a war-torn era. With a bizarre excuse to keep a doctor by his side, the battle-scarred general finds himself completely undone by her soft words and gentle hands. Han Lei's wish is to earn silver and marry a strong man. The Prince’s wish is to seek development and marry a gentle wife. Two people, four desires, who will bend first? --- She's a dignified modern woman who crossed through time. How could she stand by and let these ancient fools bully her husband? He's a national hero, yet nearly got himself killed over that damn loyalty of his. She asks him: "What are you thinking?" He answers: "My heart is dead, you know what I am thinking." She curls her lips, turns to leave a sentence: "Then what are you waiting for? Go do him now!"