sketsa pos satpam

"Kapan masa itu terulang lagi?" Siti Nurmuslimah "Ia benar-benar mengagumkan, keren, aku nggak bisa berhenti memujinya dalam hati." Dicky Wijaya "Kau adalah milikku!" Valentino Zabaniyah "Dasar menyebalkan, pergilah dari hidupku!" Merry Christina "Melihatnya membuatku kembali muda." Nani Suryodinoto Mereka semua tergila-gila. Seorang SATPAM AJAIB membuat sisi tersembunyi mereka muncul dengan sendirinya!

Estaba totalmente normal en esta tarde no había nada por qué preocuparse realmente solo otro virus al otro lado del mundo y en secciones del país lo común que pasa solo falsos que suben y bajan pero por qué siento que esto no es solo algo que será de un solo día? y realmente estaba más equivocado todo se fue a la mierda en tan poco zombies? que cliché pero estos no son zombis están vivos....son inteligentes en cierto aspecto pero no me tengo que confiar...eso es lo que le diría a alguien si estuviera a mi lado pero estoy solo caigo en la locura en solo unas horas y yo que pensaba sobrevivir si pasaba algo asi

Tembak-menembak keluarga membuat lubang sepuluh tahun di dalam ingatanku, meninggalkan memoriku terdampar pada malam hujan ketika aku akhirnya berhasil memenangkan hati Declan O'Sullivan, sang Underboss dari keluarga O'Sullivan di Chicago. Aku dengan panik menggulir ponsel terenkripsi milikku, putus asa mencari bukti bahwa Declan adalah suamiku, tetapi setiap kontak dan pesan hanyalah nama kode—kecuali untuk satu kontak darurat. Tanpa pilihan lain, aku menelepon sahabatku, Maeve Walsh, dan bertanya padanya apakah pengakuanku malam itu benar-benar berhasil. Dia meledak padaku seperti petasan. "Cassia Morgan, apa kau sudah gila? Kau menyebut itu berhasil? Kau hampir saja mengajukan petisi ke dewan keluarga untuk membubarkan pernikahan!" Setelah menutup telepon, pikiran pertama yang terlintas di benakku adalah: Ya Tuhan. Aku benar-benar melakukannya. Aku mendapatkan Declan O'Sullivan yang tak terjangkau itu. Pikiran keduaku adalah kejutan kebingungan murni saat aku menatap petisi pembubaran pernikahan di atas meja samping tempat tidur, ditandatangani dengan tulisan tanganku sendiri. "Bubarkan pernikahan? Aku? Aku yang menginginkan ini? Apa aku benar-benar gila?"

sebuah sketsa tawa dalam satu keluarga penuh dengan kelucuan, drama, kehangatan cinta.

Acılı karanlık bir geçmiş tarafından avlanan, partneri tarafından reddedilen ve tekrar incitilen bir kadın. Yaşayan ama hayatın tadını asla çıkaramayan bir yürüyen ölü gibiydi. Karanlık ve acı içinde boğuluyordu. Her zamanki gibi nefessiz kaldığında, komşu ırkın alfasının hayatına girdiğini ve yaşamına ışık getirdiğini gördü. O onun kurtarıcısı mıydı? Birçok şey belirsizken, bildiği bir şey vardı ki o da onu "eş" olarak çağırdığında hayatının altüst olacağıydı. Reddedilen dişi kurt başka bir alfa eş mi buldu? Bu bir nimet mi yoksa lanet mi? "Üç yıl önce Tristan Flynn ile evlendiğinden beri, Esther White hem yatakta hem de hayatta sadık bir eş olmuştu. Şefkatiyle Tristan'ın kalbini eritebileceği naif düşüncesini taşıyordu. Sonraları, buzulları eritmenin bile Tristan'ı harekete geçirmekten daha kolay olduğunu fark etti. Üç yıllık evlilik süresince Tristan, eşi Esther'i tanımlamak için iki kelime kullanabileceğine inanıyordu: sıkıcı ve etkileyici olmayan. Yine de, Flynn Group'un yıldönümünde ona boşanma kağıtlarını fırlatarak onu kamuoyu önünde küçük düşürmeye cesaret etti. Kırmızı elbisesiyle sakin ve zarif görünen Esther'e baktı ve gözlerini kıstı. Herkes Tristan ve Esther'in boşandıktan sonra hiçbir temasları olmayacağını düşünüyordu ve hatta Esther de bunun istisnası değildi. Daha sonra, Tristan bir ödül töreninde Esther'e en iyi senaryo ödülünü takdim edecekti. Esther'e ödülü verdikten sonra, zarif ve soğuk Tristan aniden kalabalığın önünde boyun eğerek yalvardı: "Esther, seni geçmişte takdir etmemek benim hatamdı. Sevgini kazanmak için bana ikinci bir şans verebilir misin?" Esther, Tristan'a parlak, mesafeli bir gülümsemeyle baktı. "Üzgünüm, Bay Flynn. Şu anda tek umursadığım şey kariyerim." Tristan, Esther'in elini çekti, gözleri hüzünle doldu. "Esther, sensiz yaşayamam." Esther soğuk bir şekilde döndü ve düşündü: "Şaka mı yapıyorsun? Neden kariyerime odaklanmak yerine bir erkekle çıkayım? Üstelik, sen benim eski kocamsın."

Shaylin is a Trillioner's daughter who prefers shopping and partying with friends until She meets Martin who seems to change her view which causes her to leave everything behind and focus on the love she feels for him. Prince Miguel who disguises himself as Martin is given 90 days by Shaylin's parents and his parents to change Shaylin into a responsible lady but unexpected twist happens when she falls in love with him in the process. What will he do? (He doesn't love Shaylin)When all he wants is to be the next king and marry his High school sweetheart whom he loves. What will happen? When Shaylin finds out that Martin her love is her childhood friend Prince Miguel whom she has always detested since childhood.

Melian Yanna Accardi Young, a powerful carefree masked tribrid, wandering the world as a teenage girl. Allerick Drazhan Miller, a powerful careworn alpha heir, wandering the world to find his mate. Yanna doesn't want a mate after her last encounter, and Drahzan needs a mate to save his family from his uncle's evil ploy and reclaim his pack. If Yanna unveils herself to her mate, she will endanger her family but if she doesn't her mate's family will be in danger. Will Yanna endanger her family for his, or will she be selfish for once and save herself from the fiends in the darkling waiting to devour her?

She was so innocent and then she stole hwe whiskey.

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"

In her past life, Su Yaoguang bought Xiao Yanci, supported his education, and helped him rise to great heights. She became his wife. Everyone praised him for never abandoning the farm girl who funded his rise. Su Yaoguang also believed she had found a good man. Unexpectedly, when she was seriously ill, she saw Xiao Yanci bring his first love and a child who resembled them both to her bedside. "Dad, mom, when will this person die?" the child asked, holding Xiao Yanci's hand. Xiao Yanci responded, "Soon, just wait a bit longer." That was the moment she realized: she had wasted her entire life on the wrong man. Returning to the age of fifteen, Su Yaoguang pointed at the bloody young boy: "I want him." In her past life, no matter what she gave Xiao Yanci, she only received a cold expression. This time, the young boy, like a wolf cub, dropped his guard; everything Sister gifted was the best. Sweet as milk. Devoted beyond reason. He melted her completely. Until one day, the young boy took a high position. Not wanting history to repeat itself, Su Yaoguang packed her things and slipped away at night, only to run into a man as noble and unattainable as a deity. "I've heard you call us siblings everywhere. Good sister, shouldn't we change what we call each other?"