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After Jiang Cheng transmigrated to the Cultivation World, he discovered he had no talent for cultivation, but he was unexpectedly gifted in making talismans. …… Buyer, "Jiang, I need some talismans for self-protection." Jiang Cheng, "This Fireball Technique is perfect for you." A few days later. Buyer, "Jiang, there's something not quite right with this Fireball Technique?" Jiang Cheng, "Is there fire?" Buyer, "Indeed, it did catch fire." Jiang Cheng, "And the ball?" Buyer, "I did see it." Jiang Cheng, "Did it protect you?" Buyer, "It left me exposed." Jiang Cheng, "???" Jiang Cheng, "Then you would like..." Buyer, "I would like to buy another hundred million of them!" …… The book is also known as "Expanding the Sect Rules Starts with the Talismans I Draw", "I Didn't Start the Bad Atmosphere in the Cultivation World", "Transmigrated, Then Forced to Defend My Innocence", "Supposed to Be Fireball Technique, How Come It’s a Blazing Bonfire Instead", "Who Has Time for Love When Drawing Talismans?"

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Di dunia di mana seniman bela diri berkuasa, kekuatan adalah segalanya. Sayangnya, logika tersebut tidak berlaku untuk Florida Man tertentu. Dibentuk di gurun radiasi nuklir, Leo adalah mutan terkuat yang hidup. Dia membawa artefak alien yang memungkinkannya menukar umur hidupnya dengan barang-barang modern. Setelah 50.000 tahun kehidupan soliter di dunia tanpa manusia, dia mengumpulkan cukup umur hidup untuk berpindah ke dunia yang dapat dihuni. Leo kemudian dilemparkan ke planet misterius. Dia segera menemukan bahwa tubuhnya menghasilkan radiasi, dan itu memutasikan tanaman dan rumput sekitar. Khawatir bahwa dia mungkin menghancurkan planet yang indah, dia memilih untuk hidup menyendiri. Sayangnya, penduduk lokal segera menemukan keberadaannya, dan kesalahpahaman pun terjadi.

In einer Welt, in der Kampfsportler die Oberhand haben, ist Stärke alles. Leider gilt diese Logik nicht für einen gewissen Florida Man. Leo war der stärkste lebende Mutant, der im nuklearen Brachland entwickelt wurde. Er trug ein außerirdisches Artefakt bei sich, das es ihm ermöglichte, seine Lebensspanne gegen moderne Gegenstände einzutauschen. Nach 50.000 Jahren einsamen Lebens in einer menschenleeren Welt hatte er genug Lebenszeit gesammelt, um in eine andere bewohnbare Welt zu transmigrieren. Leo wurde später auf einen geheimnisvollen Planeten geworfen. Bald entdeckte er, dass sein Körper Strahlung produzierte, die die umliegenden Pflanzen und Gräser mutieren ließ. Da er befürchtete, den schönen Planeten zu ruinieren, entschied er sich für ein Leben in der Abgeschiedenheit. Unglücklicherweise entdeckte die örtliche Bevölkerung bald seine Existenz, und es kam zu einem Missverständnis.

``` —En un mundo donde los artistas marciales reinan supremos, la fuerza es todo. Desafortunadamente, esa lógica no se aplica a cierto Hombre de Florida. —Refinado en el páramo de la lluvia nuclear, Leo era el mutante más fuerte vivo. Portaba un artefacto alienígena, que le permitía intercambiar su esperanza de vida por artículos modernos. Después de 50,000 años de vida solitaria en un mundo sin humanos, reunió suficiente esperanza de vida para transmigrar a otro mundo habitable. —Leo fue después arrojado a un misterioso planeta. Pronto descubrió que su cuerpo producía radiación, y mutaba las plantas y hierbas circundantes. Preocupado por arruinar el hermoso planeta, eligió vivir en reclusión. —Desafortunadamente, la población local pronto descubrió su existencia, y surgió un malentendido. ```

Dövüş sanatçılarının hüküm sürdüğü bir dünyada, güç her şeydir. Ne yazık ki, bu mantık belirli bir Florida Man için geçerli değildir. Nükleer serpinti çölünde olgunlaşan Leo, hayatta kalan en güçlü mutanttı. Ömrünü modern eşyalarla takas etmesine izin veren uzaylı bir eser taşıyordu. İnsansız bir dünyada 50.000 yıllık yalnız bir hayattan sonra, başka yaşanabilir bir dünyaya geçiş yapmak için yeterli ömür topladı. Leo daha sonra gizemli bir gezegene atıldı. Kısa süre sonra vücudunun radyasyon ürettiğini ve bunun çevredeki bitkileri ve çimenleri mutasyona uğrattığını keşfetti. Güzel gezegene zarar verebileceğinden endişelenerek, inzivada yaşamayı seçti. Ne yazık ki, yerel nüfus kısa sürede onun varlığını keşfetti ve bir yanlış anlama ortaya çıktı.

A 21st Century Psychopath, Ares spends his days in the mental asylum working on his extremely popular Web Novel which was inspired off his true life. His Novel follows a student of a righteous sect who deviates to the wrong path and founded demonic cultivation. And with his demonic powers beyond words, He was feared by the Universe! But just when Ares Seals off his Evil MC in the hands of the god emperor, with the intention of giving his Evil MC a grand return to take over the world.. Boom! His Novel was banned by Government! Tagged: Inappropriate content, Historical and Religious inaccuracy, ridicule and slander! Gore! Twisted mindset! "Sh*t what the hell?!" Ares was bent to kill the government for what they did! But who would have imagined that he'd be murdered on that same day. But Ares reincarnated into the his Novel as the escaped soul of his Evil MC. And Into the Body of a weak blind beggar! With the universe in chaos about the return of the World's nightmare, all was after This Demon Patriarch! But the now almost insignificant psychopath must stay low for the meantime as he slowly rises to power again as The Psychopathic Demon Patriarch!

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Felix Ariel, seorang Floridian biasa, menemukan dirinya ditransportasikan ke sebuah kerajaan misterius di dunia lain. Namun, kesalahpahaman menyebabkan Felix tidak sengaja membunuh raja, yang mengakibatkan kematiannya yang tidak tepat waktu. Setelah kejadian tragis ini, roh Felix bertemu dengan sosok misterius yang mengidentifikasi diri sebagai leluhur Felix. Entitas ini mengklaim bahwa Felix telah dikutuk oleh seseorang yang tidak dikenal. Untuk keselamatan Felix, leluhur itu memberikannya sebuah sistem untuk pertahanan diri. Saat kembali ke Bumi, Felix menyadari bahwa dia akan ditransmigrasikan ke dunia alternatif pada siang hari karena kutukan yang masih tersisa. Untuk mempersiapkan transmigrasi tak terduga ini, Felix mengandalkan sistem tersebut, yang mengharuskannya mengumpulkan minyak dan emas untuk meningkatkan kemampuannya. Demikianlah dimulai misi Felix di dunia lain. Dengan sistemnya, dia membawa senjata api dan ambisi untuk menyebarkan kebebasan... demi kemakmuran dan kebebasan. ... Catatan penulis: Saya merasa kehabisan tenaga setelah mencoba menulis cerita serius yang penuh aksi. Jadi, kurasa aku akan kembali ke apa yang paling aku kuasai: menulis novel komedi yang konyol. Sekali lagi, ini adalah cerita satir. Harap bersiap untuk meme dan stereotip. Jangan anggap serius apapun. Terakhir, cerita ini berlangsung setelah Toko Umum Pria Florida di Dunia Kultivasi. MC adalah keturunan Leo. Anda tidak perlu membaca novel sebelumnya untuk memahami cerita ini, tetapi mereka yang sudah membacanya akan menikmati beberapa easter egg.

Felix Ariel, ein typischer Floridianer, fand sich in ein mysteriöses Königreich in einer anderen Welt transportiert. Allerdings führte ein Missverständnis dazu, dass Felix versehentlich den König tötete, was zu seinem vorzeitigen Tod führte. Nach diesem tragischen Ereignis begegnete Felix' Geist einem mysteriösen Wesen, das sich als Felix' Vorfahre zu erkennen gab. Diese Entität behauptete, dass Felix von einer unbekannten Person verflucht worden sei. Zu Felix' Schutz verlieh ihm der Vorfahre ein System zur Selbstverteidigung. Bei seiner Rückkehr zur Erde erkannte Felix, dass er aufgrund des anhaltenden Fluchs mittags in die andere Welt transmigiert werden würde. Um sich auf diese unerwartete Transmigration vorzubereiten, verließ sich Felix auf das System, das von ihm verlangte, Öl und Gold zu sammeln, um seine Fähigkeiten zu verbessern. So begann Felix' Abenteuer in der anderen Welt. Mit seinem System brachte er Schusswaffen und den Ehrgeiz mit, Freiheit zu verbreiten... für Wohlstand und Freiheit. ... Anmerkung des Autors: Ich bin ausgebrannt, nachdem ich versucht habe, eine ernsthafte, actiongeladene Geschichte zu schreiben. Also kehre ich wohl zu dem zurück, was ich am besten kann: einen dummen Komödienroman schreiben. Wiederum, dies ist eine Satire. Erwarte Memes und Stereotypen. Nimm nichts ernst. Zu guter Letzt spielt diese Geschichte nach "Florida-Mann's General Store in Cultivation World". Der Hauptcharakter ist Leos Nachkomme. Du musst den vorherigen Roman nicht gelesen haben, um diese Geschichte zu verstehen, aber diejenigen, die es getan haben, werden einige Easter Eggs genießen.