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[BL] Babysitting Beast Babies After Retiring As A Villainous Demon God

[BL] Babysitting Beast Babies After Retiring As A Villainous Demon God

The demon beasts spent 1,000 years praying for the return of the sealed soul of their demon god, so he could save them from the wrath of the heavens and restore their glory. But when this demon god awakened from his seal, he casually declared: “Rebel against the heavens and lead a demon army to take over the world? Nah, that sounds like work. All I want to do now is rest. Officially retiring as the demon god!” ——— I died and woke up in a BL novel as the villainous demon god who died tragically. Well, obviously I’m not going to live through this stressful fate of being a demon god and dying. So I quit. I’m not going to get involved with this plot. I’m just going to be a salted fish and maybe find love in this land with hot men. [System notification: You can’t escape your fate without getting rid of the evil seeds you planted!] “Evil seeds I planted? What the fuck is that?” [The demon god created the 7 deadly sins in the world in the form of 5 ancient beast babies. And if they aren’t stopped, your tragic fate will reoccur!] Fuck. Now I’m left babysitting ancient beast babies who are somehow my babies. But that shouldn’t be too hard, right?! Baby Dragon: Gets angry and burns down the whole house. Baby Lion: Keeps making everyone an enemy. Baby Tiger: Steals everything available in the market. Baby Mermaid: Keeps making random strangers sleep with each other! Baby Cat: Sleeps all day while feeding on literally anything. "....." “Well, at least I have a supportive Phoenix husband to help me with the babies”—that would have been my thoughts if my husband wasn’t the same person this villainous demon god had tortured for years. The same man he had made his lab rat and slave! He probably wants me dead now. [System alert: The Phoenix is angry and might blow up in 10 hours! Coax him to prevent triggering your doom!] Huh? I also have to babysit my walking time-bomb Phoenix husband who wants to kill me every day?! ———— •Xianxia danmei x Beastworld •Married Couple •Older Master Shou x Younger Disciple Gong. •Fluff and Angst COVER NOT MINE
LGBT+
150 Chs
The Villainess is Retiring (With Your Entire Treasury)

The Villainess is Retiring (With Your Entire Treasury)

"Dying from corporate overwork? A cliché. Reincarnating as Lady Elara von Lexen, the 'Villainess' destined for the chopping block? A nightmare." Elara knows exactly how her story ends: the Crown Prince, Kaelen the "Executioner," will have her head in exactly six months for her family’s crimes. But Elara isn't waiting around for a tragic finale. She’s an accountant, and it’s time to balance the books. The Master Plan: Audit: Uncover the Lexen Duchy’s secret slush funds (Done). Embezzle: Siphon enough gold to buy a private island in the Southern Seas (In progress...). Ghost: Disappear from the Empire before the "Hero" arrives to claim her life. But there’s a massive glitch in her spreadsheet. The cold-blooded Prince Kaelen is suddenly showing up at her office every midnight. Why is he more interested in her ledgers than her execution? And why does he keep looking at her like she’s a treasure he’d rather hoard than destroy? Elara thought she was just stealing a retirement fund, but she might have accidentally embezzled the Empire’s most dangerous secrets. Can a forensic accountant outsmart destiny, or will her "early retirement" end at the guillotine? What’s Inside: Smart Female Lead: No damsels here—just high-stakes math and cold brilliance. Enemies-to-Lovers: A slow-burn romance with a Prince who’s supposed to be her killer. Heist & Comedy: Watching a villainess rob her own family blind is half the fun.
Fantasy
43 Chs
Retiring in Ancient times: Hoarding Supplies to Flee Famine

Retiring in Ancient times: Hoarding Supplies to Flee Famine

Jiang Wanyue was stabbed in the back by her teammates and died among a pile of Zombies. When she opened her eyes, she had become a concubine in a Marquis’s manor who had climbed into the master’s bed. A letter of divorce was thrown in her face. A man stood with his hands behind his back, silhouetted against the light: “Jiang, you committed adultery with an outsider. You should have been beaten to death. However, considering you have served the Old Madam for many years, your slave status is revoked. Leave.” With a splitting headache, Jiang Wanyue was thrown out of the Marquis’s manor. “Bah! You shameless little harlot! The Marquis’s manor treated you well, yet you dared to have an affair? Scram!” An old nanny spat in her face and gave her a few kicks. She looked at the sky speechlessly and miraculously got reborn in the ancient time, in another body. Fortunately, her Spirit Field Space followed her. No need to panic. When she returned to her original household, she was stunned. More than a dozen people lived in three crumbling thatched cottages. Her parents and siblings wore clothes covered in patch upon patch, and the young children were barely dressed, never knowing where their next meal would come from… It was fine; she could help them out. She had finally escaped the apocalypse and wanted to enjoy a happy life. Who would have thought that natural disasters would strike? The people suffered unspeakably and were forced to flee the famine… “Damn Heavens, you’re messing with me!” Fortunately, she had stored plenty of supplies in her space beforehand: guns, food, Stun Batons… While others struggled just to survive on the road of flight, she lived in luxury. When the plague arrived, the Spirit Spring in her space could cure it. When war broke out, and barbarians burned, killed, looted, and even ate human flesh, her Submachine Gun mowed down swaths of them. The cold and aloof ex-husband, the enchantingly beautiful Prince Regent, the obsessive and sickly “little milk dog”… why were they all coming after her? “Hey, hey, hey! Don’t cling to me! I came to ancient times to retire!”
Fantasy
33 Chs
Retiring as an Incompetent Queen

Retiring as an Incompetent Queen

“Down with the villain!” The townspeople rioted at the gates while Yu Yan calmly sipped her tea, occasionally nodding and raising her fist along with the riots like she was cheering on a football match. “Down with the villain!” she hollered along with them, on the balcony above. One of the townspeople snarled, “Do you have no shame? You kill us, and then you mock us?” Oh, right. She blinked, remembering. She was the villain. Oops. It had been two weeks since Yu Yan, a lazy millionaire’s daughter, transmigrated into the body of an incompetent Queen in a novel she read. Twenty years before the actual novel takes place, the villagers are set to riot and take over the Kingdom. “Aiyoo, if they want to riot, let them riot. If they get tired, send them water. If they need more people, go send the guards to riot with them. Easy.” She’s read enough books to know that the butterfly effect is dangerous. But this time, she won’t die. “Belluse, have you made the preparations?” “Yes, Your Majesty. The carriage is ready.” Fake her death, run away to the villages of the neighboring country to her secret mansion, die there, and hope for the best. Let the male lead sort out the country in twenty years. Of course, she didn’t expect the male lead to come find her. “Uh..Your Former Majesty…” He hesitated. “Your personal attribute says ‘Immortality.’” .... *updates every Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays* *600-1.2k words each chapter* *starting to get published on Royal Road* *contact me on instagram @enna.core for questions or just to talk*
Fantasy
24 Chs
What are the best novels by Elin Hilderbrand?
One of her highly regarded novels is 'Summer of '69'. It beautifully captures the era with its family - centric storylines and vivid descriptions of the time period.
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2024-12-12 13:39
What is the latest Elin Hilderbrand novel?
Well, the most recent Elin Hilderbrand novel is 'Summer of '69'. In this novel, she weaves a story full of family secrets, historical events of that time period, and the personal growth of the characters. You get to see different perspectives within a family, from the young and idealistic to the more world - weary adults. It's set against the backdrop of the summer of 1969, which adds an interesting layer of historical context.
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2024-11-26 08:49
What are the best Elin Hilderbrand novels?
Some of the best Elin Hilderbrand novels include 'Summer People'. It has a great story set in a beach town with complex characters and their intertwined relationships. The descriptions of the beach setting are so vivid that you can almost feel the sand and the ocean breeze.
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2024-11-21 12:11
Which is the best Elin Hilderbrand novel?
Many consider 'The Blue Bistro' to be among her best. It combines elements of love, food, and the seaside setting in a really charming way. The relationships between the characters are complex and interesting, making it a great read. It gives you a sense of the idyllic beach town life and the drama that can unfold within it.
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2024-12-03 22:13
What are the characteristics of Elin Hilderbrand novels?
The Elin Hilderbrand novels are characterized by their summery, beachy vibes. Her stories usually revolve around a group of people in a small community, often on an island or coastal area. The plots are filled with love triangles, family feuds, and personal growth. The characters are multi - dimensional, each with their own dreams, fears, and flaws. She has a way of drawing the reader into the story so that you become invested in the characters' lives. Whether it's a young couple falling in love, or an older character dealing with a mid - life crisis, there's always something engaging in her novels.
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2024-12-07 02:29
What is Elin Hilderbrand's last novel?
As of July 2023, her most recent novel is 'Summer of '69'.
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2024-10-30 23:16
What is Elin Hilderbrand's first novel?
Elin Hilderbrand's first novel is 'The Beach Club'.
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2024-10-29 20:28
What are the characteristics of Elin Hilderbrand's 2017 novel?
Elin Hilderbrand's 2017 novel, likely 'The Identicals', often has a strong sense of place. In this case, the settings of Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket play important roles. The descriptions of these places add depth to the story and influence the characters' behaviors and attitudes. Also, her writing usually has complex characters with their own flaws and strengths, which is also evident in this novel as we see the twin sisters with their distinct personalities.
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2024-11-21 00:40
Which novels by Elin Hilderbrand are considered the best?
I think 'Nantucket Nights' is a great one. It has a mysterious plot that keeps you guessing. There are secrets among friends, and as the story unfolds, you get to see different sides of the characters. The Nantucket setting adds to the allure, with its beautiful beaches and charming houses.
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2024-12-13 02:02
What makes an Elin Hilderbrand novel the best?
Well, her vivid descriptions of beach settings make some of her novels stand out as the best. For example, in 'Beachcombers', the way she describes the sandy beaches and the ocean waves makes you feel like you're actually there. It gives the story a very immersive quality.
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2024-12-03 18:29
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