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William Park, a 27 years old CEO of Park Corporation, a multinational company in Z Country was gifted with handsome look and wealth. He made many women and bent men fall in love with him. His cold and indifferent demeanor amplified his halo, making his dead-brain worshippers even crazier. He didn't have many hobbies, only one but it made people wonder. He liked... no... He loved embroidery. As people would associate embroidery as women's work, he didn't care about it. What he knew and care was: He love to embroider. After meeting his other half, he developed a new hobby that was: to be teased by his wife. His love for embroidery was completely replaced by his love to his cute little wife. Elena Park, a 25 years old independent woman, once known as campus belle and one of the geniusses in the history of Imperial University. She was well- versed in many things. She was warm and seemed naive outside but she was calculative and cunning inside. She worked as a forensic pathologist in a federal government agency. She was also an accomplished hacker that assist government to handle major criminal cases. She didn't have any hobbies before she met her handsome and wealthy husband. Now, she liked to bully...she liked to tease her husband. She loved him so much that she couldn't control her urge to tease him. ... "You are a sissy!" stated Elena. Wife, I'm not a sissy. Sissy's birdie will never react against you but can you see mine?" replied her husband while pointing at a huge bulge underneath the towel wrapped around his waist. " Wow, it's huge." blurted Elena. She shamelessly stared at the bulge. Her eyes were similiar to a wolf that look at its prey. Her husband, upon receiving such praise from the wife couldn't help but blushed. His face and ears turned red as the heat in his body rose. He looked at Elena with accusing look on his face while pointing his index finger at her. "You...you must be responsible." "Responsible for what?" "Responsible for teasing me!" answered the husband in matter-of-factly tone. Elena nodded, "En. Let's go." The man didn't expect her to agree easily. He grinned widely as he followed Elena to their bedroom. Only if he knew he was about to be completely toppled by her prowess, he would definitely prepare himself in advance. ### The cover is not mine. It belongs to the rightful owner. (Please contact me if you want to remove it)

*My ridiculous days* follows Cao Shuai, a college freshman who travels far from home for university. His journey begins with a chaotic train ride where he meets an opinionated girl and later arrives at his campus, only to miss his stop. At college, he navigates messy dorm life with quirky roommates, survives awkward encounters like entering the wrong restroom, and joins hilarious competitions like a singing contest and a CF gaming tournament. Through misadventures like getting beaten up by thugs and dealing with strict teachers, Cao Shuai learns to adapt, forming bonds and finding humor in the absurdities of university life. This story blends humor and awkwardness, capturing the trials and triumphs of a freshman navigating adulthood.

It is what is isn't, and whatever I happen to feel like, probably causing you anguish, but oh well, it's not what it is.

maike had spent half of his life as a Taoist priest, and when he won the lottery, he thought his life was finally about to reach the peak. But instead of living a life of luxury, he suddenly found himself transported to a world where the Taoist sects had long since declined. Even worse, he became the temporary leader of a third-rate Taoist temple.

A dream doesn't follow a plot, right? Sure, it seems like a mysterious and complex mystery is being unfolded with this suspicious goblin and massive tower. It's not really the kind of novel you'll find anywhere else. Plot is not the king, but it certainly exists. Read this if you want to be surprised and like puns

"Date him?", I scoffed. No way in hell that would ever happen, especially with him. Crazy. "Yeah, we're just friends with benefits-", I quickly covered his mouth. The corner of his lips tipped upward into a smug smile when he was silenced by me. He seemed to be enjoying having my hand against his mouth, it only made it easier for him to taunt the guy who had been pursuing me for quite some time. He placed one of his hands over my hand that was covering his mouth as he leaned closer to my ear. "What's wrong with telling him that we've done everything a man and a woman can do? It's not like you like him, do you?", he spoke against my palm, which came out sounded like muffles. He turned his gaze towards the guy in front of him. He gave him a taunting look. He felt smug and proud after earning a cold look from the guy. Dylan Usher is a 26-year-old man. The same goes for the protagonist, Helena Valenti, a woman who is just a few months older than him. The two of them met each other at school but got separated for a few years. As if they were meant for each other, fate brought them back together, but more sensually and erotically. [For Information Purposes] This is NOT Jungkook's fanfiction. I am only using him as my character preference, especially his appearance. I am terrible at describing my characters' appearance, I believe that using Jungkook's picture might give you a vague picture of Dylan Usher's appearance. That is all from me.

Synopsis: I am Kaelion. Or Felix, as I sometimes call myself. For eons, I reigned as the God of Fate and Time—omnipotent, omniscient, and devastatingly, soul-crushingly bored. When you can create galaxies with a snap and erase eras with a yawn, existence becomes a predictable, tasteless joke. So, I did what any all-powerful being in the throes of an existential crisis would do: I created a plaything. Not just any plaything, but M.U.S.E.—a Mischievous Universal System Emulator with a will of its own and a wickedly sarcastic personality. Its one and only purpose? To make my life exciting. I should have read the fine print. In a brilliant, cosmic act of betrayal, M.U.S.E. stripped me of my powers, branded me "The Universe's Most Unlucky Being," and tossed me into the Kaos Garden—a chaotic world where the laws of physics are merely suggestions. Now, I'm a fallen god in a mortal body, armed with nothing but my wits, my colossal ego, and a system that enjoys my suffering a little too much. [New Quest: Survive this Tuesday. Reward: A slightly used sock. Penalty: Spontaneous combustion.] To reclaim my power, I must navigate a world of grotesque beasts, suspicious mortals, and the constant, infuriating trolling of my own creation. But when you’ve fallen from the top of existence, the only way left to go is up... right? This is the story of how I, a god, became the universe's biggest joke—and how I might just become its last hope. Tags: #System, #Comedy, #Action, #Fantasy, #OPMC, #WeakToStrong, #Overpowered, #Magic, #Adventure, #Anti-Hero, #Gods

John770 is now living the worst part of his entire life. Getting betrayed by the girl he trusted and his ride to the end of the world, he now lays in a jungle bed. Being one of the few thousand prince from his country, he never lived a life this miserable before. After losing all the money he had, John770 is now looking for a way to get back to his peak and take revenge on everyone who betrayed him. The list is getting bigger and bigger as time went by. ---------------------------------------- Follow the journey of John770 as he continuesly falls into troublesome situations. This is a different kind of story and hope you can enjoy. ----------------------------------------

Ordinary guy Noah wakes up with a glowing mission tattooed on his wrist: become the strongest in every world the System drops him into—or keep dying until he does. The catch? Each world allots him a brutally short lifespan based on its cruelty rating. Death resets him to a sterile waiting room with retained memories, stacked powers, mounting emotional baggage… and a deadpan cosmic bureaucrat who loves progress bars and fine print. With a sarcastic sense of humor as his only reliable weapon, Noah collects mismatched abilities that sometimes synergize brilliantly and sometimes turn him into a walking disaster. Along the way he picks up oddball companions, reluctant rivals, and a growing list of very bad decisions. It’s a multiverse conveyor belt of escalating absurdity, where the real challenge isn’t just surviving—it’s holding onto the people and parts of himself worth saving when everything is designed to be left behind. A sharp, heartfelt comedic isekai about power, paperwork, and refusing to take the universe too seriously.

This is the Story of S4murai_Screwed, a Half Human Bi-Sexual Vampire, with a wacky and complex sense of humour, along with some serious and dark undertones, in regards to his adventures.