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“Julius! The whole world wants to know where my Julius is!” “The Everqueen, dressed in magnificent attire, had so little fabric on her body that it could barely contain a pair of full, perfect breasts Al had never seen before in such flawless shape.” Rhine Julius wields imperial authority and Emperor Justinian’s secret mandate to hunt beastmen in Estalia while ruthlessly maneuvering his officers and concealing private Julius family motives behind the campaign. Al, freshly corrupted by Slaanesh’s touch, surrenders to the powerful arms and massive breasts of his centaur lover before plunging into a fevered dream where he is worshipped as the Supreme One by humans, elves, dwarves, and even a dragon princess begging to become his eternal wife. What forbidden pleasure will claim him next? When your weekly power stones reaches 100/200/300..., you will receive 1/2/3 more new chapter updates. Support me and want to read more chapters: patreon.com/Briery

This is a parallel world full of star power, star charts, star skills, star pets, and the awakened are all the rage. Jiang Xiao, who came through the soul, contained a peculiar star map inside of him, becoming a rare awakening. He wanted to be happy big tits but was crowned as poisoned milk name by everyone. The story of all this starts the week before high school enrollment. ###This novel is not my original novel it is translated novel. All rights belong to the original author####

I died eating instant noodles. Woke up in Genshin Impact. As a baby. With a system that told me to betray my master. My master? Ganyu. Yes, that Ganyu. Horns. Secretary. Coconut milk. Before I could crawl, she was feeding me coconut milk and blushing like she’d committed a crime. Before I could walk, I accidentally started reforming Liyue’s legal system. And before I could grow hair, every woman from Xiangling to Eula wanted to “feed” me something. Oh, and I have a Master-Disciple System that thrives on drama, betrayal, and unlocking broken cheat skills. My goal? Stay alive. Grow up. Outwit my system. Maybe ruin a few lives. Or save them. Depends on the mood. They think I’m just a baby.

Tian Min, an ordinary man, awakens in the world of Battle Through the Heavens. Transmigrated into the body of a dead boy with snow-white hair, golden eyes, and striking features, he finds himself at the bottom of the cultivation world—beaten, mocked, and left powerless. Just as despair looms, Tian Min’s soul fuses with the boy’s memories. Then, a mysterious “Dairy System” awakens—only to reveal itself as broken, unpredictable, and absurd. What starts as a joke turns into his greatest weapon, reshaping destiny itself. With unrivaled charm, misfortune-turned-opportunity, and the strangest cheat ever created, Tian Min will carve a path across the Dou Qi Continent—capturing hearts, crushing geniuses, and rewriting fate itself.

A single soul floating in the endless void met a girl who called herself Lady Luna. She offered him a new life in exchange of telling her an interesting story of his adventure. The soul is reincarnated into a strange world as the twin brother of Hyoudou Issei. Not to mention he have an interesting system to help him to survive. [You drink a mouthful of milk. As a result, your lifespan increased by 3 Days. You gained 3 EXP] [You have gained skill: Water Magic.] He will get stronger by drinking milk! Follow him as he conquer the milk in DxD world!

ONLY 18 + ALLOW NO CHILDREN READ THIS !!!!!! In a modern world secretly filled with "system" users, ordinary college guy Haruto accidentally awakens a bizarre cheat ability after chugging a mysterious carton of milk: every time he drinks milk (the more, the better), his body upgrades — and so do the women around him who share it. Breasts swell, libidos skyrocket, sensitivity maxes out, and loyalty skyrockets into full yandere/harem devotion. What starts as a hilarious, nonstop smut-fest of accidental seductions, wardrobe malfunctions, and steamy "milk-sharing" sessions soon spirals into a larger mystery: Why does milk trigger the system? Who's behind the enchanted dairy supply? And can Haruto handle a growing harem of super-powered, obsessively horny girls without the whole city finding out?

Leon died. In a conflux of magic, chance, and perhaps a bit of divine intervention, he finds himself waking up once more in a universe he believed to be fantasy. With his newfound body and metaknowledge of the timeline Leon sets course for munchkinland. The land of milk and honey (covered titties) awaits him! He just needs to make sure nobody can take what is his in the process.

Pineapple was out celebrating his college graduation when a car slammed into him, and darkness took hold. He awoke to find himself in a strange new body, in a strange new world. One world among 30,000 fantastical worlds, where the mighty rule, where mystic beasts walk the earth, and magic spells warp reality. For Pineapple to survive in these worlds, unfettered and free, living by his strong moral code, he will need great strength. He must make use of his strange new body and Evolve. But there's one catch... Pineapple wasn't the only one sent into the 30,000 Worlds with the power to Evolve. He is the only one from Earth. He is the only one that managed to keep his memories. He is the Firstborn. But he is only one among many. Come read as the realm descends into chaos at the arrival of the 88 Anomalies.

A boy who rescues two princesses and is introduced to their milk culture which centers around breast milk among other things. It includes lactation and oyakodon. enjoy the vanilla.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?