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[Warning: Mature content/R18] Jack Morris lived for desire. As a notorious stripper in an exclusive women-only nightclub, he indulged in secret affairs and forbidden pleasures — especially with married women. But his thrill-seeking life ended the moment he got caught with the wrong wife. ‎ ‎Death wasn’t the end. ‎ ‎Reborn as Druski Hart, Jack awakens with a mysterious system known as S.E.X ONLINE — a twisted program that feeds on lust and rewards him with real money, influence, and intoxicating power for every sinful act he commits. ‎ ‎------------------------ ‎[Welcome to S.E.X ONLINE, host] ‎ ‎[Name: Druski Hart] ‎ ‎[Age: 24] ‎ ‎[Level: 0] ‎ ‎[Body count: 0] ‎ ‎[scenes: 0] ‎ ‎[Rank: 0] ‎------------------------- ‎What begins as a dream turns into an obsession. With every woman conquered, every porn scene shot, and every desire fulfilled, Druski climbs higher — turning sex into wealth and wealth into dominance. ‎ ‎Druski must build his own Adult Empire — one seduction at a time — before the cost of his desires consumes him completely. ‎ ‎----------------------------- ‎Additional tags ‎ ‎✓Smut/R18 ‎✓Harem ‎✓Game elements|Stats|Quests ‎✓Smart MC ‎------------------------- ‎(Release schedule) ‎ 2 chapters per day https://discord.gg/Q5yNMy3HQ

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I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

Reincarnated as the instructor Raide in an adult R18 game, the protagonist finds himself in the body of a side character who was never meant to be the main focus. This is Raide the instructor’s own story, a side character who has now taken center stage. There will be battles, and there will be plenty of hot and sexy situations too. How will Raide get involved in the main story?

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W

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Doing It With the Creator in a Survival Game Unlimited, 1v1, HE, shou who ardently loves his life and loves picking up garbage x mind-contaminating Cthulhu-type gong The book is also called: 《Accidentally Got Topped by the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Dating and Hooking with the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Clearing a Survival Game While Hooking up With the Creator》 《The Overbearing Creator and His Garbage-Picking Little Pampered Wife》 As an unlimited-type player, Chi Yu is a famous points demon. 　　 His teammates watched him as he went back to the cellar all of a sudden to get an apple that was worth one point after solving the puzzle in disbelief. “Is this rational? That apple really is only worth one point!” Chi Yu did not say anything. Chi Yu only wanted points. Chi Yu who picked up the prop silently touched the prop in his hands, and thought to his crush in the real world, Gu Wen Qiao. The hands that pick up garbage is filled with power once more! The small little body arduously carried the bag and left the scene of the robbery(no)! 　　 Gu Wen Qiao: …… (Silently gives his wife an unlimited storage bag as a clearing gift) 　　 Chi Yu’s so happy! He can pick up more points now! But, this kind of happiness could not stay for long, the survival game turned more and more strange! Clearly it was such a scary atmosphere but! 　　 Why does the sleeping beauty he have to kiss awake have the same face as Gu Wen Qiao—— isn’t it enough to kiss for a bit why is it a French kiss…… mmmm! Damnit, when getting chased by a ghost and flipping over a wall, he got stuck, his points are going to be all gone wuuuu the game’s going to be a failure——! Wait a minute what just pulled off his pants! Although he drew the role of the bride of the evil spirit in the game, but no way, no way, does he really need to consummate the marriage! —— Hey, the face is the same as Gu Wen Qiao’s…… 　　 The survival game turned weirder and weirder, but the points also increased more and more. Chi Yu also…… Was done in so much he got all muddle-headed. 　　 Damnit, can these kind, these kind of days of constantly making love with a crush and having a lot of points be casually had! 　　 And at the same time, after Chi Yu went back to the real world, and saw Gu Wen Qiao—— wuuuuu can’t let him find out that I did it too much with a NPC that looked just like him in the game already! To not have his own filthy desires discovered by his secret crush, Chi Yu acted more and more reserved, and only dared to secretly peek at Gu Wen Qiao 　　 Gu Wen Qiao: …… He is avoiding me. 　　 After returning to the game—— Wahhh why are these NPCs getting more and more outrageous! 　　 Chi Yu got done so much his tongue was sticking out, and the bottom was constantly leaking. While “Gu Wen Qiao” at his back was still interrogating him. “Do you like me?” “Wuuuu I-I do……”

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"