harry potter funniest quotes

Ai cũng sợ những người thần bí, vị cứu tinh Harry đã gặp một chút xui xẻo. Trong khi đó Ellen, Harris lại có cơ hội được học tại một hệ thống trường học bất khả chiến bại đó là một trường học trong thế giới phù thủy trên mây và rồi đã tạo ra những huyền thoại!

As one of the only two living souls to have ever survived the Killing Curse, Sean Grills sometimes feels like he's accidentally riding on Harry Potter's fame. But he has a secret of his own: the Magic-Eyes, a gift that allows him to perceive the very essence of magic. When an enemy casts a spell, Sean doesn't just see it—he understands it. And what he understands, he can master. "You say this is your magic?" he'd smirk. "It's mine now." It's a level of skill that would make the entire Uchiha clan nod in respect and force even Snape's most gifted apprentice to mutter, "Blimey, you're more powerful than I was in my youth." To the students of Hogwarts, he is the ideal senior: talented, handsome, and approachable. Yet, behind the castle's ancient walls lie mysteries far greater than schoolyard rivalries—the hidden history of their world and the true origin of wizardkind. Sean's incredible journey starts here.

My life was ordinary. At the age of 14, I was walking on a regular day, heading to school. As I walked down the street, I was thinking about watching the latest film in my favorite series—Harry Potter. In that one, Harry defeats the evil Voldemort. Suddenly, I heard a loud noise. It startled me, and before I could react, everything went black. I had died... and awakened in a new world I never imagined I’d live in. But keep watching, because I was destined to rise to greatness in this world of magic and become one of the strongest wizards it had ever known. English is not my first language, so if there are any unclear words, I sincerely apologize." Let me know if you'd like a more formal or casual version!

Terkadang, kita butuh cara untuk melampiaskan rasa sakit yang dialami. Melepaskan luka meski hanya sebentar. Namun setidaknya, ada rasa lega ketika melakukannya. Dan menulis adalah cara termudah untuk mengutarakan rasa. Membuat catatan tentang luka yang tersimpan. Walaupun nyatanya luka itu sulit terhapus, atau mungkin tidak akan. Tapi dengan catatan itu kita akan tahu, bahwa kita pernah berjuang untuk luka yang pernah diterima. Dan kita mampu untuk melewatinya. Hingga sadar bahwa, luka adalah cara untuk melatih hati kita lebih kuat lagi. Teruslah berjalan meski terasa lelah, karena mungkin di ujung sana, ada jawaban atas rasa lelahmu. Dan kebahagiaan sesungguhnya yang diinginkan hatimu.

one-shots of a few random Marvel and Harry Potter stories, like what could have gone differently in a certain situation ( not mine) planning to write my own soon i will mention if they are mine or not(over 500k words)

Disclaimer I did not create or own this novel I have helped smooth out some of the translation, but this story was created by 喵星人家的汪 A teenager named Evan Mason was reincarnated into the magical world of Harry Potter and goes to school at Hogwarts! With only his knowledge of the future and great talent for magic, he takes the path towards the top of the magic world, only to realize that every step he took, changed everything! Ps: I'm Translating this novel since i wanted to read the whole novel for it is. I do not do this for money or anything but only sharing it. Thank You.

Just read it. not mine

Một đứa trẻ đáng lẽ không từng tồn tại. Một pháp sư mang 2 dòng máu Đông Tây. Một nhà khoa học trong thế giới ma thuật. Một kẻ đầu óc thông minh, bình tĩnh, tham lam tri thức, tin rằng trí tuệ mang lại sức mạnh nhưng lại là một học sinh Gryffindor. * * * Một cách tự định nghĩa hoàn toàn mới về khái niệm của các nhà. Hướng dẫn sử dụng: đây không phải văn yy, không có harem, không ngựa giống và nói không với não tàn. Cũng không phải nơi của thuyết âm mưu sinh sôi nảy nở (đời sống đã đủ mệt rồi không cần mang vào tiểu thuyết cho đau đầu). Nơi đây có sự tin tưởng, có tình thân, tình hữu nghị cũng có lợi ích giao thoa. Nếu đã chán với mấy thể loại yy, văn chương 1 màu sắc thì các bạn có thể thử dừng chân nơi đây. Tôi viết câu chuyện này đơn giản để thỏa mãn giấc mơ của bản thân, trong truyện những phân tích cũng là dựa vào đánh giá chủ quan của bản thân. Nhân vật chính trong truyện là một con người có máu có thịt, có thất tình lục dục, không phải toàn trí toàn năng. Xin cảm ơn những người đã đọc truyện của tôi.

This is not a novel or anything(sorry if you came here thinking this was a novel), this just something I am doing to pass my time and boredom. Basically in this I will be posting a chapter with a quote and poem every day, what kind of quote and poem? Read to find out. By the way the quotes and poem will not be mine.

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"