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He was once a presence in the assassin world that made people tremble at the mere mention, and had retired from the assassin world for many years to live in the mountains with his master, teasing nuns and practicing martial arts every day, leading a leisurely life, having washed away all traces of his murderous aura. However, when the old man asked him to come down the mountain to protect a woman, it gradually tore away the mysterious layers of Ye Qiu's demeanor. His skills were extraordinary, and he possessed a long-lost technique of acupuncture. He was both righteous and evil, attracting countless beauties to fall in love with him. What was even more mysterious was that he had a pair of "Supernatural Insight Eyes," seeing through everything.

Thirteen years ago, he became the abandoned child of the family, a waste despised by everyone. Eight years ago, he was hunted by enemies. After eight years of hard training, he returned with the divine dragon technique and unrivaled medical skills, determined to reclaim the dignity and status he lost, and to find the fiancée he had never met to fulfill the marriage contract. Fang Yu uses medicine as his path, a divine doctor with hands of holiness, capable of saving lives as well as taking them.

Chen Miao transmigrated to a supernatural world, where everyone had their own profession, such as "Student", "Fighter", "Thief", and so on. After much contemplation, he activated the "Gunslinger" profession. From then on! While the foreign races brandished their claws to invade, and others tirelessly trained their physical fitness and learned skills. Chen Miao silently ventured into secret realms to collect all sorts of materials, crafting Occupation Exclusive weapons like the "Thompson Submachine Gun," "Falling Blossom Sniper Rifle," "Inferno Gatling," "Matrix Sky-Eye Cannon," and so on. ... One day, people suddenly noticed that a very unfamiliar Supernatural Occupation had appeared on the city's Combat Power rankings. And in the crowd. Chen Miao, bare-chested under a black suit jacket with sunglasses on and a cigar in his mouth, held two Inferno Gatlings in his hands, looking up slightly at a group of scoundrels in front of him with the corners of his mouth turned up. "Don't wait for me to stuff the gun barrel in your mouth before you admit you were wrong."

"Stop following me!" Asher yelled, his patience running thin. He had let it slide for too long because she had done a lot for him. But now she was everywhere, suffocating him. "I’m only trying to protect you," she responded. Asher sighed, running a hand through his hair. "I need some space, alright? I can take care of myself." She didn’t budge, and just kept staring at him with that same obsessive look, like she had no intention of leaving. "Is it because you’re strong now? Are you going to leave me because I'm no use to you anymore?” Her voice had turned cold, sharp enough to cut through the silence. “Of course not, you know that’s not the reason…” “Then why do you want me to stop following you?” “I’m just going to the restroom, for God’s sake!” He massaged his temple, clearly at his wit’s end. “Oh, you should have said that earlier.” She giggled, the earlier tension melting away. “I did,” he sighed in defeat.

"Berhenti mengikutiku!" teriak Asher, kesabarannya hampir habis. Dia telah membiarkan hal ini terlalu lama karena gadis itu telah melakukan banyak untuknya. Tapi sekarang dia ada di mana-mana, membuatnya sesak. "Aku hanya mencoba melindungimu," jawabnya. Asher menghela napas, mengusap rambutnya. "Aku butuh ruang, oke? Aku bisa menjaga diriku sendiri." Dia tidak bergeming, dan terus menatapnya dengan pandangan obsesif yang sama, seperti tidak berniat untuk pergi. "Apakah karena kau sudah kuat sekarang? Apakah kau akan meninggalkanku karena aku sudah tidak berguna lagi bagimu?" Suaranya berubah dingin, cukup tajam untuk memotong keheningan. "Tentu saja tidak, kau tahu itu bukan alasannya..." "Lalu mengapa kau ingin aku berhenti mengikutimu?" "Aku hanya akan ke toilet, demi Tuhan!" Dia memijat pelipisnya, jelas sudah di ambang batas kesabarannya. "Oh, kau seharusnya mengatakan itu lebih awal." Dia terkikik, ketegangan sebelumnya mencair. "Aku sudah mengatakannya," dia menghela napas menyerah.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

#WSA2022 Claire Verrelyne tidak pernah menginginkan kemampuannya yang saat ini menjadi salah satu masalah dalam hidupnya. Siapapun tidak ada yang berani mendekatinya, kecuali orang dalam yang membenci sikap Claire karena setiap kali sebuah lontaran yang keluar pasti menjadi kenyataan. Claire sudah pasti tahu sendiri oleh kemampuannya tersebut bahwa mereka semua tidak ada satu pun yang menyukainya. Pindahnya Claire ke sekolah baru membuatnya selalu di bumbui dengan sebuah cibiran. Entah itu kutukan atau memang takdir dari Tuhan yang di berikan untuknya. Claire hanya bisa berharap semuanya membaik tanpa ada yang membuat orang lain celaka. Nyatanya memang semua itu hanya setiap kali dia berdo’ a meminta. Maut hingga hal kecil sekalipun dapat Claire rasakan ketika dia terbangun dari tidurnya yang nyaris satu tahun setelah kecelakaan hebat bersama kedua orang tuanya yang di nyatakan sudah meninggal dunia. Akan tetapi atensi Claire teralih ketika mendapati satu lelaki yang mendekatinya. Sosok yang membuat Claire terkesima oleh sikap baiknya. Padahal Claire tahu alasan tertentu dengan maksud yang berbeda. Mampukah Claire mengatasi berbagai situasi di sekitarnya? ============ #msytery #theory #horror #school #supernatural by. Carrellandeous

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Betrayed and killed by his subordinates, he finds himself reincarnated in the body of a timid and reclusive university student...

Novel ini adalah seri ketiga. Menceritakan tentang pemuda yatim piatu bernama Abimanyu Maheswara, yang memiliki sebuah ilmu yang diwariskan secara turun temurun oleh Ayahnya, Arya. Yang bernama Pancasona. Adalah suatu kemampuan yang membuatnya kebal terhadap senjata tajam. Dia tidak bisa mati kecuali kepalanya di penggal dan dikuburkan secara tarpisah dengan cara tidak menyentuh tanah. Abimanyu adalah makhluk abadi yang telah ditakdirkan Tuhan untuk menjadi penyelamat umat manusia dari kekejaman makhluk mengerikan di sekitar. Abimanyu dan kawan kawannya, terus menghadapi teror dari makhluk aneh dan mengerikan. Dimulai dari Ras bernama Kalla yang membunuh manusia dengan menghirup jiwa, lalu bersahabat dengan werewolf. Menghadapi makhluk penghisap darah, bahkan bertemu dengan Nephilim serta malaikat dan iblis yang turun ke bumi. Sebuah kisah panjang tentang perjalanan hidup Abimanyu Maheswara, dibumbui dengan kisah cinta klasik dengan seorang gadis yang tidak biasa. Apakah dia akan bertahan dari semua serangan makhluk tersebut, dan hidup bahagia?