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Building Adult Industry in fantasy world (An Isekai LitRPG)

Building Adult Industry in fantasy world (An Isekai LitRPG)

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W
Fantasy
100 Chs
73842 Adult Survival Game

73842 Adult Survival Game

Doing It With the Creator in a Survival Game Unlimited, 1v1, HE, shou who ardently loves his life and loves picking up garbage x mind-contaminating Cthulhu-type gong The book is also called: 《Accidentally Got Topped by the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Dating and Hooking with the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Clearing a Survival Game While Hooking up With the Creator》 《The Overbearing Creator and His Garbage-Picking Little Pampered Wife》 As an unlimited-type player, Chi Yu is a famous points demon.    His teammates watched him as he went back to the cellar all of a sudden to get an apple that was worth one point after solving the puzzle in disbelief. “Is this rational? That apple really is only worth one point!” Chi Yu did not say anything. Chi Yu only wanted points. Chi Yu who picked up the prop silently touched the prop in his hands, and thought to his crush in the real world, Gu Wen Qiao. The hands that pick up garbage is filled with power once more! The small little body arduously carried the bag and left the scene of the robbery(no)!    Gu Wen Qiao: …… (Silently gives his wife an unlimited storage bag as a clearing gift)    Chi Yu’s so happy! He can pick up more points now! But, this kind of happiness could not stay for long, the survival game turned more and more strange! Clearly it was such a scary atmosphere but!    Why does the sleeping beauty he have to kiss awake have the same face as Gu Wen Qiao—— isn’t it enough to kiss for a bit why is it a French kiss…… mmmm! Damnit, when getting chased by a ghost and flipping over a wall, he got stuck, his points are going to be all gone wuuuu the game’s going to be a failure——! Wait a minute what just pulled off his pants! Although he drew the role of the bride of the evil spirit in the game, but no way, no way, does he really need to consummate the marriage! —— Hey, the face is the same as Gu Wen Qiao’s……    The survival game turned weirder and weirder, but the points also increased more and more. Chi Yu also…… Was done in so much he got all muddle-headed.    Damnit, can these kind, these kind of days of constantly making love with a crush and having a lot of points be casually had!    And at the same time, after Chi Yu went back to the real world, and saw Gu Wen Qiao—— wuuuuu can’t let him find out that I did it too much with a NPC that looked just like him in the game already! To not have his own filthy desires discovered by his secret crush, Chi Yu acted more and more reserved, and only dared to secretly peek at Gu Wen Qiao    Gu Wen Qiao: …… He is avoiding me.    After returning to the game—— Wahhh why are these NPCs getting more and more outrageous!    Chi Yu got done so much his tongue was sticking out, and the bottom was constantly leaking. While “Gu Wen Qiao” at his back was still interrogating him. “Do you like me?” “Wuuuu I-I do……”
LGBT+
56 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
145 Chs
What are the funniest senior humor stories you know?
A senior couple was driving. The wife said, 'Dear, I think we're lost.' The husband replied, 'No, we're not lost. We're in a new adventure.' This shows the humorous way seniors can deal with small issues.
2 answers
2024-12-09 21:59
The Funniest 'Poop My Pants as an Adult' Story
Well, once I was at a really important job interview. I had a bit of a stomach bug but didn't realize how bad it was. As I was sitting there answering questions, I suddenly felt that familiar feeling. I tried to hold it in but then it just happened. I was so embarrassed. But the interviewer was actually really kind and helped me clean up. It was mortifying at the time but looking back, it's kind of funny how life throws these unexpected and awkward situations at you.
1 answer
2024-12-09 21:49
What are the characteristics of adult humor novels?
Adult humor novels often contain more complex and sophisticated humor. They might use satire to poke fun at social norms, politics, or cultural trends. For example, they can satirize the corporate world or relationship dynamics. Another characteristic is the use of wordplay and clever language. Writers play with language to create humorous situations and dialogue.
2 answers
2024-11-15 22:49
Are adult humor stories acceptable in public?
No. Adult humor stories usually contain content that is not suitable for public consumption. Such content may violate social ethics and make others uncomfortable.
1 answer
2024-12-16 18:38
What are the funniest parts in family humor from 2fjokes and stories?
Often, it's the unexpected responses. For example, when a child answers a simple question in a very creative way. Like when asked 'What do you want for dinner?' and the child says, 'A cloud, so I can eat something really soft and floaty.' It's that kind of out - of - the - box thinking that makes family humor so funny.
2 answers
2024-11-24 05:40
What are some of the funniest family humor stories you've heard?
Here's another one. A family was on a road trip. The kids were getting bored, so the mom started to sing really loudly and off - key. The dad joined in with some made - up lyrics. By the end, the whole family was in stitches, and the boredom was long forgotten. It shows how even the simplest and silliest things can create great family humor. You know, in a family, these unplanned and spontaneous moments often turn into the best memories and the funniest stories. They bring the family closer together and create a warm and happy atmosphere.
2 answers
2024-11-14 15:53
What are some popular young adult humor novels?
The 'To All the Boys I've Loved Before' series by Jenny Han also has some great humorous elements. It combines teen romance with comical family dynamics and the awkwardness of first love. There are funny moments like when Lara Jean's letters get sent out accidentally, leading to all kinds of chaos.
2 answers
2024-11-26 15:28
Can you share some adult humor stories?
Sharing adult humor stories is not appropriate as it may contain vulgar or inappropriate content. We can focus on positive, family - friendly humor instead. For example, there's a story about a clumsy magician who always made his rabbit disappear in the wrong hat, which always led to a comical chase around the stage.
1 answer
2024-12-16 08:08
Can you recommend some adult humor novels?
One popular adult humor novel is 'Bridget Jones's Diary'. It humorously chronicles the life of Bridget, a single woman in London, with her various misadventures in love, work, and dieting. Another is 'Good Omens' by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. It has a great blend of humor, satire, and the supernatural. And 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' also has a lot of clever humor throughout as it takes readers on a wild space adventure.
2 answers
2024-11-15 15:45
Harry Potter Humor Me Fanfiction: What are some of the funniest moments in Harry Potter fanfiction?
In some fanfictions, there are funny moments like when Hermione tries to teach the Weasley twins about advanced Muggle studies. The twins keep coming up with wild and wacky ideas about Muggle inventions, thinking a toaster is some sort of magical device for communicating with the dead. Their misunderstandings and Hermione's exasperated reactions are really humorous.
2 answers
2024-11-13 04:49
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