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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
548 Chs
Dorothy's background
Dorothy was the main character in " The Witch of the House." She traveled to the Witch World to become a witch. In this world, the power of witches surpassed that of gods. Dorothy had a pair of strange divorced parents. Her father was a genius who lived off a woman, and her mother was a war maniac. She originally thought that her mother had abandoned her husband and daughter, but she did not expect her father to go back on his word and run away with her. The novel " Miss Witch Doesn't Want to Be a Singer " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click to read it!
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2026-08-03 16:46
Is the Dorothy Dow story true?
It's hard to say for sure. There are often different perspectives and versions of a story, so it's difficult to determine its absolute truth.
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2024-10-16 09:53
Is 'Finding Dorothy' a True Story?
No, 'Finding Dorothy' is not a true story. It's likely a fictional creation with elements inspired by various sources.
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2024-10-04 10:32
Dorothy's Extraordinary Path
Dorothy's extraordinary path contained many aspects. Her life was not ordinary. She had to take revenge, fall in love, acknowledge her father, help save the world, and also take care of her studies. She was the original female lead, not a transmigration character, and her story was connected to the plot of the movie. Among the related plots, there were the interactions between Dorothy and Spiderman, Dorothy and Deadpool. The story of Dorothy and Spiderman was divided into upper and lower parts. There were also various plots about Dorothy, such as family, distress, and many other plots. The Extraordinary Ordinary Life novel is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-24 01:00
What are the features of Dorothy in the cartoon?
Dorothy in the cartoon is a charming character. She's got a great sense of curiosity and isn't afraid to explore new places. Her loyalty to her companions is another notable trait.
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2025-10-11 02:00
In fanfics where Aziraphale and Crowley raise the Antichrist, how do they deal with the reactions from Heaven and Hell?
Perhaps they form an alliance of sorts with some other beings who are also tired of the constant tug - of - war between Heaven and Hell. These allies could help them deal with the reactions from the two sides. They could act as a buffer or provide distractions while Aziraphale and Crowley focus on raising the Antichrist in a way that they believe will lead to a better outcome for everyone involved.
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2024-12-10 18:43
raise
The pronunciation of 'raise' was 'huan'. While waiting for the TV series, he could also read the exciting content related to this site!
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2026-07-25 13:50
What is the best Dorothy Sayers novel?
For me, 'Strong Poison' stands out. The mystery is compelling and the writing is superb. Also, the character interactions are quite engaging.
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2024-10-06 05:36
What are the popular novels by Dorothy Sayers?
'Busman's Honeymoon' is also quite popular. It is a Lord Peter Wimsey novel that focuses on his honeymoon, which, of course, gets interrupted by a mystery that he has to solve. It's a story that combines elements of romance and mystery in an engaging way.
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2024-12-04 03:47
Who is Dorothy Day as a character in the novel?
Well, if it's a relatively unknown novel, it might be a bit hard to say precisely. However, generally, a character named Dorothy Day in a novel could be a protagonist, an antagonist, or just a supporting character. She might have certain traits, like being kind-hearted if she's a positive character, or manipulative if she's a negative one. But again, it depends on the specific plot and theme of the novel.
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2024-11-08 14:05
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