humor monday memes

[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing humor. One chapter in this novel refers to a funny fictional story. New chapters of humor will be added to this novel over time. NOTES: All characters in this novel are fictional.

When Monday Came For Erica, landing a job at Apex Holdings was supposed to be the beginning of a better life—a chance to leave behind years of struggle and prove that hard work pays off. But on her very first day, a broken elevator brings together five strangers whose lives are more connected than they realize. As friendships grow, rivalries ignite, and unexpected romance begins to bloom, the glittering walls of Apex Holdings hide dangerous secrets. Promotions come with a price, trust is easily broken, and someone within the company is determined to destroy anyone who gets too close to the truth. Caught between ambition, betrayal, and matters of the heart, Erica must decide how far she's willing to go to protect her dreams... and the people she never expected to love. Because sometimes, one ordinary Monday is all it takes to change your life forever.

Selayaknya hari Senin, aku yang selalu dibenci juga ingin dicintai. Aila tak mau mengatakan pada dunia mengenai seburuk apa perlakuan orang tuanya selama ini. Dia selalu dibandingkan dengan saudaranya, dituntut untuk mendapatkan nilai sempurna dan tak diperlakukan selayaknya anak bungsu pada umumnya. Namun, gadis bernama lengkap Mikaila Alexandra Amzhari ini juga butuh sosok sandaran. Ryan adalah satu-satunya teman yang selalu mendampinginya. Perlahan-lahan, kenyamanan yang mulai muncul membuat dua anak muda itu diam-diam saling melindungi. Hingga, suatu hari, kabar buruk terdengar. Ayka, saudara kembar Aila, yang selalu dibanggakan kedua orang tuanya tepat di hari kelulusan SMA mengatakan bahwa dia dilecehkan oleh seseorang. Ayka yang seharusnya pergi ke universitas dan masuk FK justru mengandung. Aila, dipaksa menjadi saudara kembarnya demi menyelamatkan nama baik keluarga. Tidak bisakah sekali saja, Aila berdiri dengan kakinya sendiri selagi masih hidup di dunia ini? Juga, mengapa Ryan justru percaya bahwa ialah yang mengandung bukan Ayka hanya karena rencana konyol orang tuanya?

Every Monday changes everything. The rest you'll have to discover yourself.

The end of one marks the start of another; Friday sighs, and Monday echoes

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooo

Elan Michael, a young man that was transferred into a bigger and better Earth with a body of a teenager. When he was there, he discovered something unexpected. "What the hell is this?! Is this for real?!" Follow Elan with his normal life in this new and wonderful world. Please read this. Please read this. Anyways, this is my first web novel. I'm writing this for fun because I didn't really have anything to do anyway. I'm tired of reading and doing nothing so I made this novel, you don't have to mind the plot though. I may sell out in the future, who knows. I'm not really that proficient in English and I also have limited vocabulary so you have to excuse me for that. There will be R-18 scenes so beware yourself for that hehehehe Chapter updates depends on my mood.

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.