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Five years ago, she replaced her twin sister to marry him who was burned beyond recognition and even became a eunuch. Five years later, when they met again, he pressed her against the wall in the corner A low voice sounded with doubt. "Is your daughter mine? " The corners of her mouth curled into a sneer. "Are you sure you have the ability to do that? " His originally cold face instantly turned into the darkness before the storm His voice was fierce and low as he growled, "woman, you are challenging me! "

Before the divorce, Gloria White was selfish, vicious, and unscrupulous in Jordy Collins' mind! After the divorce, the man, who claimed that only fools would fall in love with her, was broken!"Gloria, I love you. Will you remarry me?""Gloria, I was wrong. Will you forgive me?""Gloria, I'll make it up to you with the rest of my life. Let's remarry!"Gloria snapped, "Will you leave me alone? Stop pestering me like a fly!"Jordy groveled. "Gloria, call me a simp! You're my one and only!"Gloria laughed out loud. Why would she, an elite lawyer, a world-renowned doctor, and a top hacker remarry him and be his pet? "I said no, you wanker, get out of my face!"

When he and his rumored girlfriend were spotted shopping in Paris, she smiled, "Well, my husband's taste isn't bad this time!" When he goes out to have dinner with the mayor's daughter, she remarks with a radiant face, "This tie suits you better." When he is about to get engaged with a merchant's daughter, she chooses to leave, "Dear, have a successful trip. I will have a surprise waiting for you when you return!" A few days later, the man approached her with a dangerous aura, "So the divorce was your surprise gift to me?" "Yes! What a great gift! Don't you like it, Mr. Gu?" What more could a husband like him want from a wise and understanding wife like her? Unknowingly, she stole his heart. Though she left, she never returned his heart. He said that letting her leave was the biggest mistake he ever made. He had spoiled her for four years, and from now on, he would spoil her for the rest of his life. [Glorious husband + sly Da Bao + adorable Little Treasure, why would you refuse this marriage? The warm-hearted husband never changes his deep love. This is a story of immense pampering and minor hardships with a happy ending, welcome to dive in!]

In the Cube Card Universe, a universe where card games are revered, people travel through various dungeons in order to obtain powerful cards. Others pray, "Oh, spirits of heaven and earth, bless me with good cards!" Ree Shil says, "Sorry, but I never try to draw the card I want. I select it." Others curse, "Damn it, I've already lost 100 fusion cards in a row!" Ree Shil says, "Sorry, but my fusion success rate is 100%." There's a person who never relies on luck, only on strength. Card Game + Adventure (Not fanfiction. Not Yu-Gi-Oh) (Cube Card, an original turn-based card game)

Cedric Reyes has a secret, he is the heir and eldest son of the rich and powerful Reyes clan. As tradition all heirs of their family have to go through a form of poverty training at the age of fifteen. They are left to fend for themselves with no contact and barely any money. Since leaving, he's gotten married to Adrianna Herandez, the Treasure of the Hernandez clan. Adrianna's family had always looked down at him due to his humble origins, but Adrianna has always stuck by him. Treated badly by his classmates in the past, and his in law in the present. They are about to encounter the shock of their lives. The Reyes Heir rules the country with his friends, the four princes, who are each from powerful and well respected families. Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/PXnT6AcQWH Follow me: @wounded_warriorauthor on Instagram

Once, Mu Anhan walked out on the man who loved her to madness—only to die and discover the price. Reborn, she clings to Gu Xiaozhan’s sleeve and whispers, “One more baby?” The tabloids sneer: “She’s nothing but a baby-maker, soon to be dumped.” Then her masks fall—perfume empress, top hacker, miracle doctor, AI genius, design prodigy. Now Nobel laureates queue at her gate. At night she curls in his arms, red lips teasing. Gu Xiaozhan lifts an eyebrow, voice low and scalding: “Ready for round three?”

By the fourth year of Su Wan's career, every league rookie hears the same warning from their coach and veteran teammates: "You can try to impress him. You can even try to defend him. But no matter what—no matter if he hurls the most brutal insults your way—never, ever talk shit to him!"

Having been a jerk to his childhood sweetheart, Su Zelin deeply regrets it. Fortunately, an accident lets him be reborn back to before the college entrance exam, giving him a chance to make amends. "In this life, I will never be a jerk to Qin Shiqing again! But what if I can't change my jerk nature and can’t help but flirt with her? Then I'll just stay away from her! At this time, Qin Shiqing hasn't fallen for me yet. I'll reveal some exam questions so she can surely get into Tsinghua or Peking University, while I go to another university. From then on, we can each go our separate ways and live well!" The plan was perfect, yet two months later, Su Zelin found himself staring blankly at the prominent 'Zhejiang University' on her admission letter. 'Qin Shiqing, are you a pig? You didn't even get into Tsinghua or Peking University!' 'Sorry, I misestimated my score!'

<Korean Webnovels#> Charlotte Ordean, heir of the empire's vampire-hunting house, finds her lover drained dry and Count Lucid—the man she has trusted for ten years—standing beside the corpse. The night she enters then does not end with her death; she wakes in another body, and the empire's longest night begins.

Darlene Garcia loved Avery Gallard for ten years and married him. After two years of marriage, Avery's beloved woman returned. Darlene became an unpardonable sinner and was abandoned by him. He was mad, and he did everything he could to torture her. Darlene felt her life was like hell. Until the truth was revealed, Darlene died, and there was nothing left of her. Avery fainted. When he woke up, he knelt in front of her grave and cried bitterly. "I beg you, Darlene. Come back. I beg you. If you can open your eyes, I will compensate you. Please look at me again, okay?"