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Have you ever heard of The Unnamed God Sect? It appeared suddenly. It grew exponentially by the second. It accomplished miracles on a daily basis. It caused mayhem across the many worlds. It even ended up causing the destruction of many. Just when the people thought they were done, they turned their sight towards the gods. And that is how the age of the gods ended. How did this all happen? Well, all because of one peculiar mortal. One that ended up getting summoned by mistake. One that didn't even know of his own power. One that would create The Unnamed God on a whim. And thus cause a chain reaction that would doom the world. This is his story. In all its glory....and embarrassing moments. Check FAQ for more info **** Schedule: 2 chapters a day. 3 If it becomes popular xD Chaps Queue atm: (6) Editor: My readers pointing out mistakes ^_^ My Discord: https://discord.gg/TccuJPD Cover made by Liya

These Ingenious Male will melt your hearts with their charming and witty senses. But they have baggage from their past with them. Can their match overcome them? First, we have Kai Virtanen who was arranged to marry the Finnish Princess, Kathleen Remes. Then, we have our Wedding Planner, Antonio Romano, whose task was to locate the missing Princess, Christine Rovski. Also, we have Charles Debrun who has been kidnapped by Kiara Hoffman because of his research. Lastly, we have Katherine Remes, the Acting Queen of Finland to find a suitor by a contest that Leonardo Ricci was forced to participate in. Can they face their past together or will they fall apart? Find out in this new series by Nikki Larousse.

[The time-travelling heroine who never turns around when speaking vs. the aristocratic self-effacing hero who always gets slapped in the face and is reborn] Everyone said that sooner or later the second wife of the Shen family would be killed by the adopted daughter. The melon seeds and benches are all ready, just waiting to watch the show. Who knows—— Not only is he not dead, he is also getting better and better! The eldest son became a well-known miracle doctor; the second son became a general; the younger son was smart and well-read, and became the number one scholar at the age of fifteen… As for Shen Nian, that was even more remarkable. She is the legitimate daughter of the Duke of the country, and everyone dislikes her for living in the countryside. The boss of the apocalypse has traveled through time. He has strange powers, possesses three types of supernatural powers, and is extremely lucky. Her biological father is the Duke of Jian Zai’s heart, the leader of the Golden Scale Guard is a poor little boy she saved casually, and the bad old man who follows her is a weird doctor known to the world… – When they heard that Prince Xiao was leaving Zhongdu, the elite circle went crazy with joy. They prayed to gods and Buddhas in the hope that this man would die outside. But not only did he come back fine, he also brought a girl who was even more arrogant than him. Everyone laughed at Shen Nian for being a vulgar farm girl. The Holy One sneered, “…you call a person who makes a people rich, vulgar?” The prince chuckled, his eyes flashing with a ferocity that made people feel heartbroken. The next day, the person who gossiped behind his back either had his face ruined or his leg broken… Shen Nian stuck his head out to watch the show, “Tsk, I told you that you would be punished if you spread bad words about me, but you didn’t believe it. You should believe it now.” Xiao Shizi, who deeply concealed his merit and fame, nodded and smiled warmly and harmlessly, “…I think everyone believes it.” If they didn’t believe it, he could make them even worse.

[SYSTEM WARNING: Lifespan Remaining—00:05:00] Dying in 2025 and waking up in a cage thirty years after Earth’s collapse is bad enough. Finding out humanity is now livestock for beautiful soul-devouring predators known as Feeders is worse. But the Feeders only hunt what they can see, leaving the ruins infested with Hollows, pale faceless monstrosities that uses echolocation to track and tear apart the quietest noise. Welcome to Earth, 2055. Former underground wrestler Roxanne Knight, once known as Lana Vance before her death, doesn’t receive a normal apocalypse survival system. Her system operates on one strict, completely insane rule: Gain lifespan from designated elite targets… or die. To buy herself more hours of life, Roxy is forced to survive alongside powerful men and deadly entities lurking behind human faces, navigating a world where every second counts. The apocalypse is a tragedy for everyone else. For Roxy, it’s a business model. [Lifespan Remaining — 00:00:48]

His father wanted him to take up his position and be the next patriarch of the family. His family wanted him to be a responsible young man who'd lead the family to greater heights. Some envious people wanted him to fail and become the scum of the earth. His mother wanted him to be a filial son who would let her heart and mind rest at peace. Burdened by all of it he ran away from 'home' in pursuit of 'something' Then he found her and She wanted him to be just him and love her with all his heart. The first book in the series: 'Arranged by Chance and Married by Choice' The second book in the series: 'Chance Encounter (Love at first sight)

Ethan Brooks, a martial arts enthusiast, finds himself transported to a realm of martial arts after being struck by lightning. In this world, Ethan meets Master Li, who trains him in the ways of martial arts. However, Ethan struggles to master even the most basic techniques and is ridiculed by the other disciples. Despite setbacks and doubts, Ethan refuses to give up and spends hours practicing alone. With Master Li's guidance and his own determination, Ethan eventually becomes a respected member of the sect. He learns new techniques, hones his skills, and becomes a true martial artist, a master of his craft, and a legend in his own right. This story takes place over thousands of years, so if you're confused why weeks and months pass quickly it's to show a whole story of a powerful martial artist. I won’t be adding to this, instead read “Modern Guys Martial Ascension” as I’m putting in more effort into that.

[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

This man is visiting me for a while now. and yet, I have never seen his face. He'll come to me when it's already dark and leave quietly when it's still dark. Should I push him away? I know I should because it's the sane thing to do. But am I sane and brave enough to push him away?

Samantha Bright is your average high school girl with nothing really in her life. Except that her brother and father died in a car crash just last year and her mother took in SIX guys to live with them. So now she has to worry about her ex wanting her back and the new six guys all after her. Can she handle seven guys at once? But it isn't that simple. All six of the guys remind her of her dead brother making her want to get close to them. But they have different ideas of "close". Each one is like a roller coaster of feelings making her mostly feel the presence of her brother. Can she look past that and see the guys for who they are? --------------- Christopher: The responsible Jake: The player Alex: The jock Drake: The badass Sebastian: The loner Jonathan: The bookworm Drew: The clingy ex

[WARNING: R18+ content] “To gain money, I climb on every man’s lap to have sex with them. One was bearable, since I gain benefits. Second is worse, since I lost dignity for wealth.” Noelle Iris wants to give up on life already when her ill mother’s hospital bills reach a massive amount of money she cannot provide. She got fired from her work, too. Out of all the darkness she experiences that day, a man named Blake Villano, comes up and offers his help. However, in exchange of paying Noelle’s bill, she needs to work as a porn star. How can she overcome the sexual pleasure when all men wanted to taste her? .... [EXCERPT] Blake stated, “In order to make you wet faster, I have to kiss you, Noelle.” She liked granting permissions, only on technical but not on body talks. Blake didn’t touch her breasts but pulled her closer. Her nipples found his brusque chest. Holding her safely in the back, Blake tilted her chin up, and slowly leaned down to meet her lips. It’s the first time Noelle experienced a kiss. Her virgin lips screamed further than her subconscious. Blake didn’t move, waiting for Noelle to open her lips. When she responded, Blake didn’t hesitate to kiss her gradually. Nibbling in her lips, Noelle got confused where to place her hands. She held on to his waist, steadying her posture. Blake reached her butt and squeezed one of them. Noelle felt something coming out of her groin. Blake slipped in one finger in her butt crack, fiddling at the outer skin. Noelle pressed her groin to his crotch, and he felt it hardened. Continuing the minimal torture, Blake rubbed it back and forth, reducing the tension. His tongue swirled inside her lips, and oh, Noelle felt so good about it. She forgets all her problems by just a kiss, an erotic stimulation, and Noelle started to love the job she accepted. Blake didn’t resist travelling his hands to her breasts, squeezing it. It detached Noelle from his body, stepping back, as if being electrocuted. Their sloppy kiss got interrupted instantly. Noelle covered her chests. Blake pursed his lips, left hanging, recovering from their body warmth. “What am I…” Noelle got confused. ... [Cover is not mine, and there is no way the author claimed the picture as her own. The text is edited through Canva.]