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Operation Honey Trap vs The Emperor of the Apocalypse

Operation Honey Trap vs The Emperor of the Apocalypse

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] The Emperor’s runaway brides have formed a rebel group of scantily clad beauties trained in honey trap techniques. Delphi Chastain is their leader, a fiery beauty with a big axe to grind and a dream of freedom she’s willing to die for. EXTRACT: ““Kiss me baby?” she breathed in her best babydoll voice. “Are you sure?” he growled. She nodded, fluttering her pretty green eyes at him. He didn’t have to be asked twice. Alton pinned her arms above her head and kissed her roughly with all of the force of the desire he was feeling. Three, two, one! she counted in her head. She bit his lip at the same time as she brought her knee up as hard as she could and kneed the man in the groin. He grunted with pain and fell sideways off her, clutching his bollocks. She leapt to her feet and sprinted off, picking up her belongings on the way past. “Thanks for saving me Commander,” she called cheerily at him as she ran away. “Sorry about the crown jewels, but I’m not going back to the palace, so I don’t need them.” Post-WW3 there’s just the Island, and it’s ruled by the Emperor. It’s back to the good old days of polygamy and keeping women covered and chaperoned. The Emperor has raised Delphi and seven other gorgeous girls in the palace to join his harem, training and surgically enhancing them, like treats in a fantasy smorgasbord. But the girls escape and sail off the Island to the uninhabited Mainland, now overrun by mutant tubiàn beasts created as weapons during the War. Hot on their tails are the Emperor’s Honour Guard. Delphi leads the Girls over, under (^_-), and through the enemy, as they battle and tame beasts and men in their struggle to build an army to take down the Empire. Can the girls survive on their own on the Mainland and build a rebel army? Are there any trustworthy men, or are they all the same? Can the Guards resist the charms of the warrior girls? Do they want to? #enemiestolovers #sexywarrior #r18 #smut #post-apocalypse #war #action #fastpaced #scifi #betrayal #revenge #beast taming #battleofthesexes
Sci-fi
227 Chs
Operation: Make Him Fall For Me!

Operation: Make Him Fall For Me!

Excerpt: "Chance, let my wrist go, or else, I will kick you right into your balls!" She threatened but he didn't listen.  Rather,  he pulled her closer to his touch and ambled out of the building. She kept shoving his grip around her wrist apparently, he didn't have a plan to let it go.  "Let me go Chance!" She protested.  He loosened the grip, stopping their track. He started right to her fiery, glared eyes before he implores seriously,  "why are you averting me? Why did you accept my mother's offer?!"  "Why do you care? I can date whatever I want!" "Christian doesn't like you! He likes Mia so don't be so desperate for his attention! He will never like you!"  Her eyes widened while stroking her wrist and to eased the pain. He bites his lips, realizing his statement. He strolled closer to her, feel the pang of guilt inside his chest when her tears rushed through her cheeks.  However, she was taken aback, and hastily, she wiped all her tears...  "You don't need to rub the reality onto my face, Chance… In the first place, I know Christian didn't like me and will never be. Yet, you rejected your mother's offer." She uttered softly but her eyes kept telling her despair and anger.  "Aly… I—" "Yes, I liked Christian but… It's in the past. You have your chance to win my heart but you lose it. Now deal with it." She sternly said and left him behind... Melancholy.  She fell in love with a guy who protected her from the bad guys when they were little and she made a promise to herself that she would follow him wherever he went. She was very happy when seeing him and they became friends in school.  However, the guy didn't even notice her feelings for him and instead, he loved someone else before he left without any track. She tried to ask his two older brothers but he can't say it since it became covert and even his friends didn't know where he went. He left her with her heart broken and lived in despair. She just wanted him to love her.  Her name was Alyssum Bryne and she fell in love with her best friend, Chance Bailey.  Will they have a happy ending?  Or… Will their path cross when fate gives them a chance to meet?  The photo is not mine. It was taken on Pinterest, if someone wanted to take it down, you can DM me in discord. Thank you.
Teen
167 Chs
Portal Express

Portal Express

Leo is an ordinary delivery guy, drowning in debt and on the verge of despair. His mundane life is turned upside down when a mysterious app update, version 6.6.6, transforms his scooter into a gateway to the multiverse. Overnight, he goes from delivering pizzas to becoming the personal courier for an interdimensional clientele. Forced to accept orders from impossible beings—from an ancient dragon demanding a perfect marinated egg, to an otaku goddess from the Underworld addicted to snacks and light novels—Leo must navigate a dangerous world where a tip can be a magical artifact and a bad review can be literally fatal. With the reluctant guidance of the enigmatic chef and veteran courier Yuki, he begins to learn the unwritten rules of this dangerous new job, using his wits and his chaos to survive where others would fail. His unlikely and chaotic rise attracts the attention of Kael, an elite courier from a rival corporation who sees him as an anomaly to be eliminated. The rivalry culminates in a high-speed "Acquisition Duel" for a dangerous delivery, which Leo wins against all odds by using his creativity and the bizarre items he has accumulated. Victory, however, comes with a terrible price: knowledge. As a reward, Leo discovers the Couriers' Syndicate's darkest secret—the "recycling" system, a euphemism for the process of wiping the souls of failed couriers and turning them into mindless servants. Now, armed with a truth that could shake the foundations of the system, Leo is no longer a simple survivor but a threat. And the Syndicate knows that he knows, having just summoned him for a "performance review" from which he may not return.
Fantasy
67 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
150 Chs
Is Pineapple Express based on a true story?
No, it isn't. 'Pineapple Express' is a fictional story created for entertainment purposes.
3 answers
2024-10-17 05:45
What are the most amusing Pineapple Express funny stories?
One of the funniest stories is when they were in a car chase. Instead of being all serious, they were arguing about what music to play during the chase. It was so absurd as they were supposed to be focused on getting away but were more concerned about tunes.
3 answers
2024-11-08 19:50
Share some funny stories about Pineapple Express.
Well, once a character in Pineapple Express thought he could outrun a dog on a bike while high. He pedaled furiously, shouting at the dog, but ended up crashing into a bush. It was hilarious to see him emerge all disheveled with leaves in his hair.
3 answers
2024-11-08 15:39
What are the similarities between 'Pineapple Express' and 'Pulp Fiction'?
Well, both are cult classic movies. They have unique storytelling styles. 'Pulp Fiction' is known for its non - linear narrative, and 'Pineapple Express' has a very offbeat and comical plot progression. Also, they both have a distinct visual and auditory style that has influenced many other films in the industry.
2 answers
2024-12-10 11:28
How do the cinematography of 'Pineapple Express' and 'Pulp Fiction' compare?
Well, 'Pulp Fiction' has some really iconic shots, like the briefcase opening scene with the glowing light. This kind of cinematography creates a sense of mystery. In 'Pineapple Express', the cinematography focuses more on the characters' expressions and the action sequences. For instance, when the characters are running from the bad guys, the camera follows them closely, making the viewer feel like they're part of the chase. The two movies use cinematography in different ways to achieve their own unique effects.
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2024-12-11 07:56
Perfume, Pineapple, Pineapple
Perfume pineapple and jackfruit were two different fruits. Perfume pineapple was a tropical fruit with a unique fragrance and beautiful appearance, and it was not easy to rot. It was rich in nutrients, especially pineapple protein, which could break down protein, improve blood circulation, and eliminate inflammation. On the other hand, jackfruit was another type of fruit. It was different from pineapple in terms of appearance and eating method. The flesh of the jackfruit had to be dug out before it could be eaten. It tasted sweet, but the core was larger. According to the information provided, jackfruit did not have a sour taste, and it was easy to get angry after eating too much. In general, there were obvious differences in appearance, eating method, and taste between perfume pineapple and jackfruit.
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2025-01-10 03:17
December Pineapple
December Polio was an outstanding novelist. His works included Universe Black Gold Squad, Plane Cannon Fodder First Aid Station, Plane Super Substitute, Mythological Plane Practice Code, and so on. These novels were full of ups and downs, exciting, and well-written. They were known as excellent works. December Pineapple's novel enjoyed a high reputation among readers.
1 answer
2025-01-14 06:59
Pineapple Ribs
There were many ways to cook pineapple ribs, and the following was one of the common ways: 1. First, wash the ribs and put them into the pot. Add an appropriate amount of water, onion, ginger, and cooking wine. After boiling over high heat, turn to low heat and cook. 2. The cooked ribs were rinsed with hot water, added with an appropriate amount of salt, and marinated for about 10 minutes. 3. He cut the pineapple into pieces, soaked it in light salt water for a while, then fished it out and drained it. 4. He picked up another pot, put in an appropriate amount of oil, added minced ginger and garlic, and stir-fried them evenly. Then, he added the pork ribs that had been blanched in water. 5. He poured in an appropriate amount of cooking wine, light soy sauce, sugar, and tomato sauce and continued to stir-fry evenly. 6. Add enough boiling water, cover the lid, and simmer for 45 minutes. 7. He opened the lid of the pot and collected the juice over high heat. He added the diced pineapple, added the appropriate amount of salt and sugar according to his personal taste, and stir-fried it for two minutes. 8. Finally, he placed the stir-fried pork ribs into the hollowed pineapple and enjoyed it. This is a simple and delicious recipe for pineapple ribs. I hope it can help you.
1 answer
2024-12-22 08:13
Pineapple Bun
The website of the Pineapple Bun Light Fictions website was named as the 'TF Light Fictions' website. One could log in to the 'TF Light Fictions' website to submit their articles, but the specific website address of the website could not be found.
1 answer
2026-03-05 20:32
Nice Pineapple Songs
Here are some songs related to pineapples: - Brother Pineapple (real name Qin Chao)'s "Song of the Prostate." This was a popular science work. It was presented in a spoken narrative style. The lyrics were simple and realistic, with a strong sense of narrative. - Xie Na's "Pineapple and Jackfruit" had catchy lyrics like "Take me, take me, to the pineapple and jackfruit..." - Deng Guang sang "You Are My Pineapple." <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-12 08:34
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