bi curious george an unauthorized parody

Kenji Fujima is an overweight Japanese high schooler who is suddenly killed while shopping. In the afterlife, he is offered the opportunity to be sent to another world in order to battle a great Demon King. With no special abilities other than his inquisitive mind, can Kenji defeat this great evil? Discord Link: https://discord.gg/CwTUVrr5Dn

A slow-burn slice-of-life LitRPG with alchemy, reluctant heroism, and one overly enthusiastic pugilist. Aiden Hallowcreek wanted a quiet life—tucked away on a mountainside with nothing but bubbling potions, rare herbs, and his tiny water spirit Misty for company. Sure, his alchemy class isn’t flashy, and leveling up takes forever, but it’s peaceful. Predictable.  Dull. Then Jax, a fullblood wolf beastman martial artist with a love of booze and the subtlety of a landslide, crashes into his life looking for a guide—and maybe a friend. Now Aiden’s quiet routine is upended by fire ghosts, forgotten shrines, cryptic magic circles, and a creeping sense that maybe, just maybe, he was meant for more than backroom brewing. With a reluctant heart, a bag full of potions that may not even be enough, and a party forming whether he likes it or not, Aiden is about to learn that adventure doesn’t always come with a warning label—and neither does friendship. Perfect for fans of cozy fantasy, quirky party dynamics, and underdogs who'd rather nap than fight—until they don’t.

Lilian has always been hopeless when it comes to relationships. When she gets a chance to intern at her favourite digital magazine, she lies to get the job. The editors are looking for a bisexual woman to write for an advice column. Though Lilian is in fact bisexual, her ability to give advice is questionable at best. Knowing she has to keep up the lie to save her job, Lilian goes out on dates to get a better sense of how to write for her advice column.<br><br>Unfortunately for her, dating women isn’t as easy as it looks. With the help of her best friend Kristen, she learns how to properly socialize and navigate the often confusing and overwhelming side of discovering your sexuality. Kristen shows her a more adventurous side of life, one that involves speed dating and parties. Will Lilian be able to overcome her fear of intimacy to finally accept who she truly is?

A boy that was imprisoned for millions of years has regained a mortal body. He became a disciple of the declining Cleansing Incense Ancient Sect where its patriarch used to be his disciple. Now he will bring this sect back to its former glory. This is his journey to reach the apex and take revenge on those who had imprisoned him. This is his story of meeting old friends and making new companions. This is his path of traversing the Nine Worlds and becoming the next ruler of the Heavens. Several millennia have passed and the golden age of experts has passed. A master whose disciples once were the most exalted Immortals among the 9 worlds had all left him. With his mortal body, mortal physique and mortal life wheel… he shall sweep the 9 worlds and take what is rightfully his. Not my book, real author is Yan Bi Xiao Sheng, legendary book that should be shared everywhere.

Laughter's and Tears Joy and Pain Hopes and Broken dreams Lies and Betrayal Revenge and Forgiveness And love that stands the test of time. . for death is eternal but true love is forever! How Princess Ye'er defy her fate and stand against the test of time. Would she be able to prorect the people she love and avoid her own death? pls note; that the illustrated picture is not mine I just pick in up randomly in google. credit to original owner! ©all rights reserved this an original story.

The Bi-State Area has everything you need: Money. Sex. Connections. But everything you need has a price. Play by the rules: that is the unspoken law. Max knows these rules very well. The brutal reality of the city slapped the once high-life college playboy when his life took a turn after his parents' accident. Using the rules, Max will form connections, grind, and seduce his way to the top. Cassie, a country girl, comes to the city, filled with the hope and desire to make it big. The city doesn't care. Instead, it will teach her its rules. Will she learn or break? Stacey, Cassie's opposite, loves this city. She enjoys chasing the high life, the parties, and all the temptations and indulgences the city has to offer. Through their fateful interactions, they will form bonds through desire and romance. They will learn to lean on each other if they plan to survive in this city. Welcome to The Bi-State Area. ________ Disclaimer This novel is purely fictional. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are the product of the author's imagination. This novel contains mature themes and sexual content.

Fang Ruoye prepared an amazing birthday dinner for her husband, only to have him come home with his pregnant mistress by his side. The pregnant mistress, who identified as Fang Ruoye's best friend, carried the son that Fang Ruoye's husband, Luo Yanming, dreamed of having. The shameless couple anticipated a meltdown, but Fang Ruoye signed the divorce papers that very night and left with her daughter right away. As they were enjoying their dinner, Fang Ruoye pondered what to do next. Just then, her three handsome cousins came to pick them up. --------------- Three luxurious cars stood outside. A black limousine, a vibrant red sports car, and a sunny yellow roofless sedan. The three Jiang brothers each went to their cars and opened the passenger doors like three perfect gentlemen. Jiang Wei stood by his black limousine, Jiang Yue by the sports car, and Jiang Cheng by the roofless sedan. Fang Ruoye and Luo Xianxian stared at the three luxurious cars, one more impressive than the other. Jiang Wei frowned at his brothers. “Obviously, Ruoye and Xianxian are coming with me. You two can follow us in your cars.” Jiang Yue and Jiang Cheng both clicked their tongues in displeasure. “But Big Brother, we all miss Ruoye and Xianxian dearly. You must not monopolize them just because you are older!” Jiang Yue exclaimed. “That’s right!” Jiang Cheng readily agreed. Jiang Wei rolled his eyes and scoffed. “Either way, they are going to stay at my penthouse tonight. I will not take no for an answer.” Jiang Wei walked around his limousine and began dragging the two suitcases into his car. The driver, aghast, gasped in utter bewilderment. He quickly stepped out to help Jiang Wei with the suitcases. “Mommy, I have never ridden a limousine before!” Luo Xianxian exclaimed in excitement. Jiang Yue and Jiang Cheng scowled at each other. If they had known that it would turn this way, they would have brought their own limousines as well!

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

[Irresistible Female Lead + Beast World + 1vN + Male Rivalry Shuraba + A Record of Time Management Fails] The moment she opened her eyes, Ruan Fu transmigrated into a Beast World novel as the infertile, vicious female side character. Before her was one of the female lead's Beast Husbands, who was currently in heat. Recalling her original ending of being humiliated and dying a tragic death, Ruan Fu decisively decided to take a piece of the pie from the female lead. Thus, not only did she snatch away her men, but she also played innocent, making the top-tier males of the Beast World willingly become her protectors. However, Ruan Fu, who firmly believed in having multiple options and paths, never expected that by just crooking her finger, they would all swarm towards her. Seeing this, Ruan Fu decided that of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, fleeing was the best option, leaving them behind in disarray on the battlefield of male rivalry. ——Disaster Skit—— On the day of Ruan Fu's wedding to the cold and gloomy snake-man, a large group of Beastmen from other clans suddenly appeared in Snake Valley. The aloof and abstinent Dragon Clan Clan Leader blocked the front of the hall, "Fufu, let's go to that hot spring you said you wanted to soak in last night." The domineering Tiger Clan leader, bursting with raw tension, tightly gripped her hand, "A fu, I will not allow you to marry him." The aloof and tsundere cat-eared youth knelt before her: "Fufu, don't you want to touch my cat ears again?" The rational and cunning Fox Clan Fate held up her hair ribbon, "A fu, you left this at my place." The gentle, husband-like Rabbit Clan Shaman watched her tenderly: "A fu, I missed you." ... In response, the one and only legal Beast Husband declared, "What does my wedding have to do with any of you? Get the hell out." But unexpectedly, the younger brother he had always doted on cut in front of him, "Brother, actually, the one who isn't loved is the real third wheel..."