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Yang Ge had never been the greatest in the world. But later, everyone in the realm of martial artists said he was the greatest in the world… PS1: This is a story about friendship, ideals, and reconciliation. PS2: The second place in the world is also good PS3: People strive for fame and fortune, struggling for a lifetime, and finally realize that it's just a bubble

The little duchess' life seems to be perfect, especially after her wedding with the most desired bachelor in the kingdom, the one who drove out all the monster from the Black Wood. Despite her father's initial protests, Iris is able to marry the love of her life and feels that the rest of her life will only be bliss. But not everything is what is seems at her new home and little by little secrets revail themselves, making Iris understand the reasons behind her father's protests. ---------------- Her wedding night found Iris more nervous than she thought. The maids bathed her and changed her into a nightgown which was semi transparent, the silhouette of her body being evident throughout the thin material. After the maids left she laid down on her bed, but only for a second. Her nerves didn’t let her lay there, she couldn’t even sit on it as she knew what was to come. Or at least she thought she knew as she, like all noble girls, was taught about the duty of a wife in the bedroom. But she didn’t know about the tingling in her stomach and the heat coming from inside her from those lessons. No, those were the feelings her now husband showed her with only a kiss. That thought made her touch her lips with her finger. She blushed when she remembered the kiss, the one that started all of this. It happened only a month ago, on a dark night with no stars in the sky and the moon hiding behind the dark clouds, promising a heavy rain. But not a single drop fell yet and the castle's garden was lit by small torches which trew trembling shadows on the ground. She could remember his hands touching her arched back and caressing it while his other hand touched her cheek before sliding behind her head, entangled in her beautifully done hair. He looked passionately into her eyes, his green eyes making her forget about anything else. The smell that came from him drew her closer until their lips touched and she closed her eyes, letting herself drown in that blissful feeling, in those hard arms. He made her forget everything outside their embrace. They forgot where they were and the reason they were there. They forgot about the ballroom full of chatting people, full of music and dance. It was only them at that moment, in the garden. “You son of a bitch!” a cry woke them and they separated from each other. “You will pay for this!”. The man that was screaming at them approached and before Iris realized what was happening, he punched her partner hard.

A burned out detective coasting to retirement and an unstable FBI profiler must join forces to prove their mutual friend is not a serial killer. And figure out who really is. The Drinking Game is created by Chris Redding an eGlobal Publishing Creative Signed Author.

[Fantasy] [Survival] + [Steady] Modern youth Li Xuan transmigrates to the Tai Xuan Continent, becoming a menial servant in the Hao Yue Sect. 　　However, he awakens an outrageous ability. 　　From then on, the leftover swill of spirit beasts? —A great tonic! 　　The toxic water from discarded pills that would make people tremble? —Refreshing! 　　The eternal bathwater of the supreme immortal emperor? —Give it to me! 　　When Li Xuan drinks down the Milky Way in one gulp, a weak cultivator trembles and asks for his secret. 　　Li Xuan: "Nothing more than the mouth." 　　Weak cultivator: "???"

Got carried away drinking with my Best Friend. I gleefully posted on my Social Feed: "Rich woman seeks son for a huge reward. Interested parties, contact immediately." Soon enough, I got a reply: "Huh?" Seeing the familiar profile picture, I was instantly half-sober. Isn't this my wonderful, high-quality husband who gives me money but never comes home?

have a taste of you before you run again...

In a world ravaged by extreme heat and a zombie apocalypse, the line between humans and animals blurs as mutations run rampant. Feng Chen, once betrayed and devoured by his girlfriend, awakens to a second chance. Reborn ten days before the cataclysm, he possesses newfound powers that allow him to alter fate. Driven by vengeance, Feng Chen sets out to confront those who wronged him. But revenge isn’t his only goal. As the apocalypse looms, he must navigate treacherous alliances, gather allies, and perhaps even form a harem. With his eyes set on survival and ascension, Feng will rise from the ashes to become the ultimate deity in this chaotic world. ** Somewhat Inspired From Global Freeze**

EXTRACT: "F*CK! That was close!" Scarlett muttered as she rested her back on a car trunk. She had just mugged a diamond jewelry from SKY. As if it agreed with her,the darkened sky let out a rumble of thunder. It would soon rain. " That would be some real money at the black market." She thought as she wore back her female clothes and carefully concealed the stolen jewelry and started walking away from the car park. "Hey! Stop right there!" A cold voice sounded from her back. Scarlett clutched her pockets subconsciously as she halted. "Let me see your face!" The voice roared again causing Scarlett to turn slowly. The bodyguard then approached her with his triggered pulled ready to shoot if she made a move. "Bruno,do let the young girl go. She can't be amongst the suspects." A colder voice said approaching the black sedan which Scarlett had leaned on before. Scarlett looked over. She hadn't seen the man before but he must be someone influential to be followed by military men of high rankings. Scarlett watched as an officer respectfully opened the door for the Young Lord to enter and how he respectfully closed the door after him. Soon,the military cars sped across her with their sirens blaring loud. "The rich are always getting richer." She muttered as she walked along the pedestrian lane when she suddenly felt an umbrella over her. "You're?" She asks. "My Master wants you in the car." The guard looked nonchalant.

When five worlds collide, humanity shatters. Monsters rise from the cracks, ancient races reclaim their thrones, and entire civilizations wage war to survive the new, merged super-world. Humans from Earth—once powerless—become the weakest race overnight… Until some of them awaken Quotes: supernatural powers born from beliefs, philosophies, and ideals. But in a world where a single sentence can topple nations, one boy awakens two Main Quotes—an impossibility that defies every known rule.

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.