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Setelah Menjadi Umpan Meriam, Dia Menampar Wajah Semua Orang

Setelah Menjadi Umpan Meriam, Dia Menampar Wajah Semua Orang

Ketika Ling Miao membuka matanya, dia menemukan bahwa dia telah membaca buku itu dan menjadi pasangan wanita umpan meriam yang tidak berguna dalam novel pengembangan otak cinta. Dia memiliki akar spiritual tingkat rendah dan diracuni oleh racun aneh kekuatannya. Untuk berbaring dan mati dengan tenang, dia memilih untuk melarikan diri dari sekte tempat pahlawan wanita itu berada, berlari sejauh mungkin. Tanpa diduga, dia melarikan diri ke kandang pahlawan wanita lain, di mana semua orang menunggu untuk menumpahkan darah mereka demi pahlawan wanita tersebut.    Awalnya, dia hanya ingin mencari sudut untuk menjadi pecundang kecilnya secara diam-diam, tapi tuan dan kakak laki-lakinya sangat baik, jadi dia memutuskan untuk menyelamatkan Mereka.    Kakak laki laki senior jatuh cinta pada pahlawan wanita itu pada pandangan pertama dan bersedia menjadi gudang obat mujarab kelilingnya.    Kakak Senior: Begitu dia menitikkan air mata, mau tak mau aku jatuh cinta padanya.    Ling Miao dengan tenang mengikat orang itu dan menemukan seseorang yang menangis padanya sepanjang hari. Sejak saat itu, dia menjadi stres setiap kali dia melihat pahlawan wanita itu menangis.    Kakak laki-laki kedua yandere memaksakan terobosan untuk menyelamatkan pahlawan wanita itu tetapi diganggu dan menjadi gila.   Kakak Kedua: Penatua Wu menghitung bahwa aku akan mengalami bencana bunga persik hari ini. Aku akan bertemu seorang wanita dan disakiti olehnya.    Ling Miao dengan elegan memecat kakak laki-laki kedua dan memukulnya: Panatua Wu sangat kuat, dia bahkan berpikir bahwa aku akan menyerangmu secara diam-diam hari ini!    Kakak keempat yang lucu memblokir serangan fatal raja iblis terhadap sang pahlawan wanita, dan meninggal secara tragis di pelukan sang pahlawan wanita.    Ling Miao langsung menendang orang itu ke dalam sarang monster itu, dan sebelum meledakkan pintu masuknya, dia juga memberinya pesan: Otak cinta adalah kejahatan besar.    Semuanya: Mengapa dia, seorang pecundang kecil dengan akar spiritual tingkat rendah, begitu gila?    Ling Miao terkekeh: Saya sangat kuat! Di bawah tangan besi, semua makhluk hidup setara!
Fantasi
137 Chs
Si Cantik Sakitan dengan Wajah Dewa Membawa Anak Kabur

Si Cantik Sakitan dengan Wajah Dewa Membawa Anak Kabur

Sinopsis: Su Yan Hui, tuan muda keluarga kaya yang tidak disukai, hamil anak dari seorang tokoh besar perjodohan dan kabur. Su Yan Hui yang sebatang kara dan bertubuh lemah: Nak, kita tidak boleh mati kelaparan, kita harus berbisnis! Si kecil menggigit dotnya, mengeluarkan suara lembut seperti anak domba: Mie? Su Yan Hui: Benar, mari kita kembangkan bisnismu bersama! Di sebuah platform online, tiba-tiba muncul seorang balita kecil yang sangat imut. Makan, minum, tidur. Hanya itu saja sudah membuat penonton tergila-gila menyayangi, ibu-ibu online tersebar di seluruh dunia. Su Yan Hui hanya ingin mengumpulkan uang susu bubuk dan biaya sekolah untuk anaknya. Si kecil tanpa disangka menjadi sangat populer. Promosi utama situs, wawancara stasiun TV, pemotretan sampul majalah, undangan menonton peragaan busana anak-anak... Su Yan Hui dengan serius memperhatikan anaknya, bingung: Benarkah dia selucu ini? Mbe mbe: ...Papa, seberapa tidak percaya dirimu pada ketampananmu sendiri, sih? Sejak Su Yan Hui sesekali muncul di kamera, grup penggemar bertambah banyak penggemar tangan dan penggemar visual. Menghadiri acara, Su Yan Hui yang menggendong Mie Mie dan mengenakan masker hitam bahkan lebih menarik perhatian daripada idola papan atas yang berdandan mewah. Suatu hari, Su Yan Hui diundang oleh stasiun radio untuk wawancara tentang pengasuhan anak. Pembawa acara juga berkali-kali memuji selama acara: "Para pendengar mungkin tidak tahu, Tuan Su ini hanya memperlihatkan alis dan matanya saja sudah terlihat sangat tampan, membuat studio siaran kecil saya ini terasa lebih bercahaya." Su Yan Hui: "..." Terakhir, pembawa acara bertanya: "Kalau begitu, Tuan Su, bolehkah Anda menceritakan tentang ibu dari anak kita, Mie Mie? Bisakah Anda berbagi kisah Anda dengan para pendengar? Anda begitu tampan, Mie Mie begitu lucu, ibunya pasti juga seorang wanita cantik jelita, bukan?" Su Yan Hui terdiam sejenak, tersenyum tipis dan berkata: "Ya, dia... sangat cantik." Zhou Jing Nian datang ke kota lain untuk menemui seorang tetua dari keluarga terhormat. Sang tetua mengirim seseorang untuk menjemputnya. Sopir itu terkejut dengan aura dingin Zhou Jing Nian, gerakannya sedikit terburu-buru, dan tanpa sengaja menyentuh tombol radio saat mengemudi. Tiba-tiba terdengar suara pemuda yang jernih dan lembut di dalam mobil, 【Mie Mie biasanya memang seperti yang kalian lihat di video, cukup nakal...】 Wajah Zhou Jing Nian tertutup es, tetapi dia mencegah sopir mematikan radio. Sopir itu terkejut, hanya bisa terus mengemudi. Dari kaca spion, dia dengan hati-hati mengamati kepala keluarga Zhou yang dingin dan menakutkan ini. Asisten di kursi penumpang semakin terkejut saat mendengarkan suara di radio. Suara yang unik ini, bukankah ini suara dari separuh jiwa Tuan Zhou yang berparas menawan namun lemah sakit? Mie Mie? Anaknya? Tunggu, anak siapa? Ekor mata asisten bergerak ke belakang dengan kuat: Hmm, Tuan Zhou, sepertinya ada sedikit warna hijau di atas kepala Anda.
LGBT+
28 Chs
Tuhan yang Maha Lucu

Tuhan yang Maha Lucu

SINOPSIS CERITA Atma adalah seorang penulis yang dulu rajin ke gereja, tetapi kini hidupnya terasa kosong. Ia melihat dunia sebagai tempat yang penuh ketidakadilan. Doa terasa seperti berbicara dengan tembok. Suatu hari, ketika ia berkata dengan sinis, “Kalau Tuhan ada, pasti Dia punya selera humor yang aneh.” Sejak saat itu, hidupnya berubah. Setiap keluhan Atma seolah dijawab dengan cara yang absurd. Ketika ia mengeluh tidak punya uang, ia menemukan dompet—tetapi ternyata milik seorang pendeta miskin yang bahkan lebih membutuhkan. Ketika ia mengatakan hidupnya tidak punya arah, ia malah tersesat di kota yang sama sekali tidak pernah ia kunjungi. Ketika ia berkata dunia terlalu serius, ia bertemu orang-orang yang hidupnya justru penuh tawa di tengah penderitaan. Atma mulai merasa seolah Tuhan sedang “menggodanya”. Namun bukan dengan mukjizat besar, melainkan dengan ironi kecil: kebetulan yang lucu, percakapan yang aneh, dan peristiwa yang membuatnya tertawa pada hidupnya sendiri. Ia bertemu: Tukang tambal ban yang bicara tentang teologi. Pemulung yang menghafal Mazmur. Anak kecil yang berkata, “Kalau Tuhan tidak suka bercanda, kenapa Dia menciptakan bebek?” Perlahan Atma menyadari sesuatu: Mungkin Tuhan tidak selalu menjawab doa dengan serius. Kadang Tuhan menjawab dengan humor. Dan mungkin manusia terlalu serius untuk mengerti bahwa sebagian dari kehidupan adalah lelucon kosmik yang penuh kasih. Pada akhirnya Atma memahami satu hal: Tuhan tidak menertawakan manusia. Tuhan mengajak manusia tertawa bersama-Nya. NUANSA NOVEL Genre: Satir spiritual Filsafat populer Drama kehidupan dengan humor Gaya: Ironis Kontemplatif Kadang absurd Nuansa mirip: novel reflektif religius cerita kehidupan sehari-hari dengan makna spiritual tersembunyi PESAN UTAMA 1. Tuhan tidak selalu hadir dalam hal yang agung, tetapi dalam hal yang lucu. 2. Humor bisa menjadi cara manusia memahami hidup. 3. Kadang iman kembali bukan melalui mukjizat, tetapi melalui tawa.
Perkotaan
17 Chs
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Is there a quota for the national examination in the State Administration of Revenue this year?
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2026-09-19 07:03
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2026-09-19 07:02
Explain the value and significance of supernatural novels
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2026-09-19 07:02
Sick Beauty and Sick Beauty Conversation
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2026-09-19 07:01
Rebirth of the military, novels, strong women, strong men
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2026-09-19 07:01
Real shots of the house, photography, picture material
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