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“How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won’t fall for the same tricks twice!

“Bakit napakalibog ni Si Ye Han? Ganito pa rin ang tingin niya sa akin?” Pagkagising niya, tiningnan niya ang kanyang sarili sa salamin: sinalubong siya ng sabog na wig, tatuan at mala-demonyong makeup. Kahit isang segunda lang, paniguradong masusunog ang mga mata ng isang normal na tao. Iba ang lalaking iniibig niya sa una buhay noon, bago siya mabuhay muli. Gusto niya lamang makawala kay Si Ye Han na kinagagalitan niya dahil ikinulong siya nito, Pero nang mabuhay siya ulit, nag-iba ang kanyang pananaw kay Si Ye Han, umaasa na siya na baka… magbabago na ito? Sa buhay niya noon, walang direksyon at napakagulo ng isip niya. Naghiwalay sila ng gwapo niyang asawa, sinaktan ng masama at mapanirang tao; higit sa lahat, ginamit siya ng matalik niyang kaibigan. At sa huli, siya ay naiwang nag-iisa. Pero ngayon, sa panibagong buhay niya, hinihintay at nagpa-plano na pabagsakin pa lamang siya ng mga masasamang taong iyon. Pasensya na pero, hindi na muli magpapaloko ang babaeng ito!

Born into a unique world where villages fight to gain power and control, the main character, Shi Hao, is a genius blessed by the heavens born under the poorest of conditions. His clan, however, has a mysterious past. To rise up and become the genius he is meant to be, the clan goes through every effort to aid his cultivation as they battle through fanatical monsters and engage in power struggles with other clans. His journey will bring him through unknown lands until he is able to become a person that can truly shake the world.

There are two gods in the world, one lives in people's hearts and is dead. The other lives in reality and is alive. He is a person, he is named God. Yes, he is the one being talked about. He has returned from Hell.

"An evenly split marriage, 100% happiness." Su Jin, the adopted daughter of the Su family, falls in love with her elder brother, Su Mubai, in her youth. In the beginning, he promises her, "After you graduate from university, we will get married." However, he ends up marrying someone else. Later on, she gets busy attending blind dates and tries to enter an ordinary marriage with a heart that's nothing but cold and dead. Jin Hengyuan is cold but handsome—he's her nth blind date. The first time they meet, she wants to scare him away. "If you think it's suitable, we can get registered tomorrow!" He smiles. "I'm going on a business trip tomorrow. I'll be there in the afternoon!" In the afternoon, she becomes his wife. ... She is a quiet woman who doesn't fight or argue. He has no house, but she says it's fine. When it comes to meals, she insists they split the bill evenly. When it comes to sleeping, she insists on sleeping in separate beds. When a woman clings onto him, she ignores her and turns to leave. Even with his daughter clinging to him, she only frowns and tries to keep her composure. A hidden marriage. No one knows that they are husband and wife. Nor does she care. After being plotted against and sent to the police station, he comes to her rescue. Finally, he loses it and starts scolding her, "Must you be so stubborn? Why didn't you call me when something happened? Do you think I'm dead?" She pouts indignantly. "Jin Hengyuan, do you treat me as your wife? If you do, why did you choose to get married in secret?" His anger turns into a smile. Good, she's finally angry. This love was finally no longer his one-man show. ... Small skits: "Jin Hengyuan, I want a divorce!" "Reason!" "You lied to me!" "How did I lie to you?" "You're clearly an attorney. When did you become an errand boy?" "Aren't attorneys supposed to run errands for clients? I take on all kinds of cases. Isn't this considered an odd-job laborer?" "…" Oh, damn it. How did she marry such a bully of an attorney?

Bai Jin is reborn before the sanctification of the Three Pure Ones and is taken as a disciple by Tongtian. In a strong sense of crisis, Bai Jin embarks on his path of survival, currying favor with his elders, making powerful connections, subtly influencing the grand scheme of the ancient cosmos, and building a network of relationships to protect himself. In the process, Bai Jin also earns numerous accolades. Tai Shang: "Bai Jin possesses great wisdom!" Yuan Shi: "Among Tongtian's disciples, only Bai Jin is worth noticing." Tongtian: "It's Bai Jin who understands me the best." Zhun Ti: "When Bai Jin becomes shameless, this poor monk willingly admits defeat!" Duo Bao Rulai: "Bai Jin is a despicable, shameless, treacherous villain." The Jade Emperor: "There is no one more loyal and righteous than my nephew, Bai Jin."

ลู่เฉิน ชายหนุ่มหน้าตาหล่อเหลาวัย 22 ปี จำต้องหยุดเรียนออกมาทำงานหาเงินในเมืองหลวง เพื่อช่วยครอบครัวปลดหนี้จำนวนมหาศาล วันหนึ่งเขาฝัน...เป็นความฝันที่ยาวนานมาก โลกแห่งความฝันทั้งคุ้นเคยและแปลกหน้า ตัวละครแสดงต่างก็มีสีสันที่ไม่เหมือนกัน นักร้อง นักแสดง นักเขียนอิสระ เขามีประสบการณ์กับช่วงชีวิตที่ต่างกันทั้งสามนี้ในโลกความฝัน เมื่อตื่นขึ้น ลู่เฉินมุ่งหน้าสู่ความฝันของตัวเองพร้อมกับทักษะที่ได้รับมา เป้าหมายคือกลายเป็นซูเปอร์สตาร์ที่สมบูรณ์แบบ!!!

Zhou Li has been able to see demons since he was young, but it wasn’t until the end of his senior year in high school that he actually came into contact with one. "You can see me, right?" "You must be able to see me!" "You were looking at me just now!" The barefoot youth kept pace with Zhou Li. "Stop pretending, I've figured you out!" "Hey! You're still pretending?"

Lin Changsheng travels through the world of immortal cultivation and obtains a Great Dao Simplification Panel. All kinds of cultivation techniques and immortal secrets can be simplified, making cultivation simple and easy. Archery Simplified = Touching the Bow, Iron Sand Palm Simplified = Rubbing Hands, Golden Bell Shield Simplified = Taking a Bath Grass Flying Simplified = Running, Turtle Breath Technique Simplified = Sleeping Fox Demon Soul Forbidden Technique Simplified = Patting the Head Gluttonous Heaven-Swallowing Technique Simplified = Eating Alchemy Simplified = Rolling Pills, Array Simplified = Building Walls Artifact Refining Simplified = Blacksmithing Symbol Making Simplified = Writing

the real name 完美执教 作者:牛海 People with righteous talents here are the best candidates to be judges and police officers. Here stars can rely on magic to increase their charm and acting skills. Here musicians can use sound to make music more exciting... ...Lu Wen traveled here and became an excellent teachers of the people with a game system. He also became a glorious dad.