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the pretend makeout practice

the pretend makeout practice

Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!

Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!

This is a bizarre and mysterious world filled with various sinister cultivation methods. Once a person begins to cultivate, they will either undergo mild changes in appearance and temperament, descend into madness, or become a great elixir for evil beings to consume... Duan Yun, having transmigrated into this world, unexpectedly comes across a supreme elixir cultivation manual, the 'True Explanation of the Jade Sword.' To his surprise, he is a one-in-a-million cultivation genius who, unwittingly, transforms the manual into something extraordinary. Guided by the Jade Sword, he is able to pierce through everything. Later, as his mastery over various methods grows, Duan Yun, carrying the philosophy of 'the enlightened benefit the world,' never keeps secrets and spreads martial arts across the land. Who would have thought... "Duan the Demon misled me! He said this technique enhances yin and yang, but now I can only squat to pee, boo hoo..." "It was the Demon who taught me this 'Seven Parts Returning Qi'. Instead of blessing me, it brought disaster—I either get killed or step in dung. The fortune-teller said I've lost seventy percent of my luck." "Don't trust a word of what Demon Duan says! The fairy of the Myriad Wonders Palace was supposed to ascend the whole palace to the heavens, but in one night, she was possessed and turned into a demoness, all due to that old demon Duan's handiwork!" ... Duan Yun finds this incomprehensible. All he did was practice martial arts, spread techniques, and occasionally emulate the laws of nature, so how did he become notorious as a demon? This is slander! The same techniques cause no issues for me, so the problem lies with you all, not me!
Eastern
1225 Chs
You, a Druid, Are Going to Practice Cultivation?

You, a Druid, Are Going to Practice Cultivation?

Translation by EkkoTheDemon —— 【Druid + Cultivation + Farming + Beast Taming】 The Incident: You have transmigrated into a world of immortal cultivation, yet you have obtained the Druid profession from a Western fantasy world! And then... 【Wild Shape】 Transform into the Sea-Riling Flood Dragon, the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wield the power of primordial divine beasts! 【Animal Companion】 Form a contract with the Nine-Colored Deer to share the talent 「Nine-Colored Holy Spirit」! Contract Empress Shiji to share the talent 「Golden Stone Physique」! 【Summon Treant】 Have you ever seen a Treant warrior stronger than a divine beast? Fusang Tree Warriors, Bodhi Tree Warriors... transform and strike! From that moment on, a gradually preposterous Druid Cultivator appeared... Enemy: "There is something seriously wrong with you as a cultivator! Who on earth cultivates like that?" Bystander: "What? He is the man who started with a single box of bees and ended up building the strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the Immortal Realm?" Qi Ping: "This is the correct way to play a Druid!" —— 【The False Druid】 Hiding in primordial forests + contracting wild leopards and bears + transforming into Bear-Droids and Cat-Droids + nurturing ancient wood warriors... 【The True Druid】 Natural Sanctuary + Emerald Dream = The strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the cultivation world! Contracting the Nine-Colored Elk, the Qilin Divine Beast, the Ancient Heavenly Phoenix... and the Nine-Tailed Spirit Fox! Transforming into the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wielding the power of primordial divine beasts! Nurturing million-year-old Fusang Wood, the Heaven-Reaching World Tree, Calamity-Averting Bamboo... and Bodhi Tree Warriors! —— Currently contracted animal companions: Golden Marrow Bees, Li-Fire Crow, Immortal-Baffling Spirit Fox, Hundred-Eyed Flower Demon, Primordial Stone Essence, Three-Colored Deer... (For every animal companion contracted, an additional Spirit Beast Talent can be shared!) —— Original Title: "The Farming Druid of the Cultivation World, Starting from Bee-Keeping"
Eastern
534 Chs
Summoned by a Pretend Villainess

Summoned by a Pretend Villainess

[Completed] Synopsis: When Monarki found herself tied inside a dark castle dungeon, she merely thought that it was all just a product of her dream. But when knights appeared in front of her and ordered her to be dragged to the guillotine, she realized how intense and terrifying her dream was. Determined to go on and witness where her silly dream will take her, she obediently puts her neck under the blade that screams her death. “Death to the sloth! Execute the lazy bitch!” She was convinced that it wasn’t real, but when the coldness of the blade touched her skin, the heart-wrenching cries and tear-stained faces of her loved ones filled her vision. She finally realized that her lethargic and boring life as Monarki had ended, and her new identity in that unfamiliar world where magic and monsters exist began. However, the lingering soul of the body’s owner, Luna, seemed to have wanted her body back. Will Mona allow her to reclaim her life once more? Or will she fight for her own life, despite the truth that nothing belonged to her in that world? “What can I offer for you to feel belong in this world?” Asked by the Grand Duke who wanted her to stay. The man gave his heart instead, now owned by Monarki. Join Monarki to unravel the mysteries revolving around her transmigration, and find out why her soul, of all people, was the one who got summoned. *** This is my first story so I can assure you that I'll finish it no matter what^^ The novel will focus on Mona's adventure as she unravels the mysteries revolving around her and Luna's identity. Romance is quite slow, but it will gradually focus on that, so please keep reading^^ Thank you! - Cover is mine^^
Fantasy
165 Chs
the big shot returns, the fake daughter doesn't pretend to be poor

the big shot returns, the fake daughter doesn't pretend to be poor

Overnight, Guan Xuxu rose from a destitute woman who swept out the door of the Guan family to a true daughter worth billions of dollars! Former family members were filled with regret, and surprisingly, the lion opened his mouth and demanded half of the Jiang family's wealth? Hmph, Guan Xuxu is not a vegetarian. A mantra reveals the greed and ugliness of the Guan family. And when the scumbag seeks reconciliation, she mercilessly gives him the privilege of "meeting his ancestors". This seemingly delicate woman actually holds a secret technique that can ward off evil, draw talismans, save people, and easily hold onto her golden thighs! Guan Xuxu, a name that was once insignificant in the Guan family, has now become a legend in the entire wealthy community. Guan Jia, the cold place that once swept her out of the house, is now regretful. They thought that with the so-called nurturing kindness, the lion could speak up and demand half of its wealth from the Jiang family as a reward. However, they were wrong, and Guan Xuxu was no longer the little girl who was easily bullied back then. Faced with the shameless demands of the Guan family, Guan Xuxu just sneered. She lightly uttered a mantra, leaving the ugly faces of the Guan family nowhere to hide. The so-called family members who once mocked and laid stones on her now look like clowns in front of her. They were horrified to discover that the woman they once looked down upon had such terrifying strength and means. And the scumbag who once betrayed her now has the audacity to turn back and entangle. However, Guan Xuxu mercilessly waved his hand and directly asked him to "see his ancestors" night and night. This kind of punishment is undoubtedly worse than death for a scumbag, but it also makes him completely understand a truth: some people, once missed, will not do it again. The cousins of the Guan family originally couldn't see Guan Xuxu and thought she was embarrassing. However, reality gave them a loud slap in the face. The head of the Song family personally visited Guan Xuxu, hoping that she would take action to save his daughter. The Xu family, who have always had old grudges with the Jiang family, also licked their faces and came to apologize and seek peace. They finally realized that Guan Xuxu was not only a true daughter with a value of billions, but also a mysterious master! Even the cousin who has always been hostile towards heaven and earth has now become a loyal follower of Guan Xuxu. "This is my only sister!" He arrogantly declared that whoever dares to curse her will curse the entire family! This transformation left everyone stunned but also confirmed the status and strength of Guan Xuxu. The Jiang family, who had regained their senses, only knew that the little pitiful person they once thought was such a powerful person. Exorcism, drawing talismans, and rescuing people, which are unattainable for ordinary people, are easily accessible to Guan Xuxu. And her ability to chase after golden thighs has made countless people envious. However, for all of this, Guan Xuxu simply said calmly, "I'm so busy." It seemed like all of this was just a piece of cake for her. And at this moment, Chu Beihe, known as the Golden Thighs, also took the initiative to share the pressure on Guan Xuxu. He said affectionately, "No need to chase, it's already yours." This statement undoubtedly declared his ownership of Guan Xuxu to the world. From this moment on, Guan Xuxu not only has the confidence of being worth billions, but also has the solid support of Chu Beihe. How wonderful and colorful will her life be? Let's wait and see together!
Urban
115 Chs
Share a hot makeout story.
At a masquerade ball, a man and a woman were drawn to each other by an unexplainable force. They danced gracefully together, and as the music slowed down, they stopped dancing. Their eyes locked, and without a word, they began to make out. The mystery of the masks and the elegance of the ball made this makeout session particularly hot and unforgettable.
1 answer
2024-11-20 17:00
Share some of the best makeout stories.
Well, one of the best makeout stories I've heard was from my friend. She was at a beach bonfire. The moon was full, and the sound of the waves was in the background. She and this guy she really liked just started looking into each other's eyes, and then suddenly they were kissing passionately. It was like the whole world around them disappeared.
2 answers
2024-10-27 14:25
Share some gay makeout stories.
I know a story of a gay couple in a college. They were in the campus library late at night. They thought they were alone in the corner. They started to make out, getting lost in the moment. But then suddenly someone walked in, and they quickly separated, blushing furiously. It was an embarrassing yet also a really cute moment in their relationship.
1 answer
2024-10-31 16:42
Share your first makeout stories.
My first makeout was at a friend's party. There was this girl I had been eyeing all night. We ended up on the balcony, away from the noise. It was a bit spontaneous. I remember the feeling of her lips was really soft. It was also a bit nerve - wracking because I didn't know if I was doing it right, but it was exciting nonetheless.
1 answer
2024-11-26 19:38
What are some things that can make a romantic first makeout even better in a romantic first makeout story?
The right setting definitely helps. For example, a place with soft lighting like candles in a cozy room or the twinkling stars in the sky if you're outside. Also, a shared moment of vulnerability before the makeout, like opening up about a fear or a dream.
2 answers
2024-11-24 09:54
What are the elements that make a makeout story the best?
The chemistry between the two people. If there's a strong attraction and connection, it makes the makeout more intense and memorable. It's that unspoken bond that can make the moment special.
2 answers
2024-10-26 19:17
Tell me some funny makeout stories.
There was this time at a party. A couple thought they found a quiet corner to have a little makeout time. But they didn't realize it was right next to the karaoke machine. As soon as they started, someone turned on the karaoke really loud and started singing a really goofy song. They couldn't help but laugh and it turned into a really funny makeout moment with the background of that crazy singing.
1 answer
2024-11-02 14:54
Share your romantic first makeout stories.
My first makeout story is a bit different. It was at a concert. The music was so loud and energetic, and we were both really into it. We were dancing close to each other, and then during a slow song, we just got lost in the moment. The crowd around us seemed to fade away, and it was just us, sharing that special kiss.
1 answer
2024-11-24 06:37
Share some best makeout session stories.
One of the best makeout session stories I've heard was from a couple at a beach at sunset. The warm glow on their faces as they shared gentle kisses, the sound of the waves in the background creating a really romantic atmosphere. It was a moment of pure passion and connection between them.
2 answers
2024-11-26 14:29
What are the characteristics of hot makeout yaoi manga?
Hot makeout yaoi manga often focuses on creating a steamy and emotional atmosphere. The characters' expressions and body language play a big role in showing the depth of their connection. Also, the storylines can vary from light-hearted and fun to more dramatic and complex.
2 answers
2025-04-17 10:14
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