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[Romance] Lord Black Dragon Still Hasn't Hatched Today

[Romance] Lord Black Dragon Still Hasn't Hatched Today

Jasmine received "shocking" news: she had to marry the Dragon Ghost as his wife. But in exchange, after the marriage, she would inherit the entire estate, subjects, and territory of her husband. Jasmine was overjoyed: "Is there such a sweet deal in this world?" On the wedding day, she dressed up sharply and stepped into the magnificent cathedral, casting an affectionate glance toward her future partner. And then she saw... a Dragon Egg. The majestic Dragon Ghost was nowhere to be seen; there was only an egg lying there all by itself. Inventory of assets: A dilapidated castle, with drafty winds blowing in from all directions. Subjects: Three hundred skin-and-bone slaves who, at first glance, looked like walking skeletons about to collapse from hunger. Territory: A dead land spanning ten thousand square kilometers around the Dragon Valley, so desolate that "dogs eat stones and chickens eat pebbles." Jasmine knew she had fallen for the scam of the century, but unfortunately, the knights who escorted Jasmine here had long since "whipped their horses and vanished," running away a long time ago. An old butler, so aged he could barely walk, tremblingly stepped forward, waiting for the new Lord's instructions: "My Lord..." Jasmine held the "egg-husband" in her arms, and her rational nerves snapped: "I have land and people, could I really let myself starve to death?" Putting words into action, Jasmine rolled up her sleeves and officially embarked on the path of tilling the soil to get rich. Many years later. A strange town suddenly appeared on the mainland, rumored to be obscenely wealthy. From that place flowed exquisite fabrics, pure white porcelain, and sparkling jewelry... Anyone who had ever set foot there could not help but exclaim in amazement, while wandering poets competed to compose poems praising that prosperity until their throats were sore. A certain greedy King became overcome with avarice and brought a massive army, intending to seize the town for his own. The result? They were treated to the sight of a giant dragon descending from the sky to "pay them a visit."
Fantasy
462 Chs
Though paralyzed, still radiantly charming!

Though paralyzed, still radiantly charming!

VOLUME001 Ethan's dying wish I was left paralyzed with only a month to live, but that "9-inch" part of me was still hard as a rock. Even the sickly beautiful schoolgirl couldn't resist my "pecker," and to fulfill my dying wish, my sister even dressed up as a lady in black stockings to teach me how to "drill." What's more outrageous, the hospital nurses wanted to make a little movie with me, lining up with the head nurse at the front... Just after coming out of the emergency room, I saw the system panel: Name: Ethan Jones Gender: Male Length: 9 inches Skill: Hard as a Rock LV1 Note: Peak human hardness Dying Wish: To caress auntie's sheer black stockings Task Reward Points: 1000 points Despite my strength and stamina attributes being only at 1, and my agility at 0, only my "pecker" could lift the heavy blanket while doing squats. My face was full of question marks—what kind of bug is this system? Just because I like looking at auntie's legs, did it give me such a special skill? Now, I have no choice. I must complete tasks to earn points and add attribute points. However, the story actually begins 12 hours earlier... VOLUME002 Ryan's death mission Ryan had been diagnosed with late-stage heart disease, and as he neared the end of his life, he unexpectedly received a miracle drug from Ethan that brought him back from the brink. But Death wasn’t ready to let him go just yet. A year later, during a rescue mission at an orphanage fire, Ryan tragically lost his life. But did he really die? No, Ryan awakened a whole new system. Wait, what? He has to be killed by five girls, one after the other? The only way to come back to life is to die? What kind of twisted logic is that?! But if that’s the only way to survive, then so be it... Just, could you all not feel bad about killing me? And falling in love with me—what’s that about??? The gears of his fate quietly begin to turn... VOLUME003Ethan's new body Ethan has traveled back in time and gained the ability to swap bodies with a girl named Lila. What kind of story will unfold from here? Let’s wait and see... *********** Update Daily! 10:05 AM PST Please show your support if you enjoy the story! How can you show your support? Gift Power Stone! 150=1 bonus chapter 200=2 bonus chapters 500=3 bonus chapters
Urban
403 Chs
Ten Years Later, I'm Everyone's Dead White Moonlight

Ten Years Later, I'm Everyone's Dead White Moonlight

[Large-scale Male Competition and Asura Field, Multiple Male Leads] [Ditzy Beauty x Gloomy Male Ghost/Black-Bellied Older Man/Pure Love Loyal Dog/Unhinged Arch-Nemesis/Clingy Younger Puppy] Zoe Rhodes dies unexpectedly in a car accident. Before her death, she awakens her consciousness and discovers that the world she lives in is a tragic, angsty BE novel. Several villains imprison the female lead, causing the male and female leads to break up and get back together for many years, and in the end, they even drive the male lead to his death. The good news is, she's just an insignificant cannon fodder. The bad news is, her brother is that wronged male lead! Zoe Rhodes's vision goes black. When she wakes up, she has transmigrated ten years into the future. To protect her brother, she starts desperately trying to make her presence known among the villains, hoping they can turn over a new leaf. Through Zoe Rhodes's unremitting efforts, her brother is safe! The female lead is safe! She is also sa... wait, that's not right?!! Can someone please tell her why, after waking up from a nap, she finds herself lying in the villains' basement?! Zoe Rhodes: I don't know either. They started shouting something about a "white moonlight" and a "cinnabar mole" and then lined up to kiss me. [This is probably a story about a ditzy beauty who tries to tame the villains, only to discover that she is their long-dead "white moonlight", and all the villains are lining up, fighting to be her dog.]
Urban
159 Chs
Do you still remember the lineup of smart players in Super Smart Football?
The lineup of smart players in Super Smart Football was an important plot that involved the smart football technology in the novel and the degree of intelligence of the players. In the novel, the combination of smart players could achieve different effects through different strategies. For example, some players could be responsible for controlling the rhythm and offense while others could be responsible for defense and counterattack. At the same time, the intelligence of the players was also very important. They could play to their greatest potential by learning and adapting to different tactics and opponents. In the novel, the lineup of smart players could be achieved in the following ways: 1. Players with smart control of the rhythm: For example, smart coaches or smart strikers can influence the performance of the entire team by controlling the rhythm and direction of the game. 2. Smart defensive players: For example, smart defenders or smart goalkeepers can use smart algorithms to predict the opponent's offensive route and prepare for defense. 3. Smart counterattack players: For example, smart midfielders or smart midfielders can use smart algorithms to predict the opponent's passing route and counterattack quickly. 4. Players with intelligent learning and adaptation: For example, intelligent young players or intelligent special ability users can learn and adapt to different tactics and opponents to maximize their potential. The lineup of smart players was an important plot in Super Smart Football. Different strategies and the degree of intelligence of the players could achieve different effects and promote the development of the entire team.
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2024-09-21 19:39
Endurance, a novel recommendation that was obviously very smart but still played dumb?
Yes, there were such novels. I strongly recommend "My Brother Is Obviously a Trash, But He's Overconfident." The female lead was a powerful existence from the beginning, and the male lead was also strong. There were no disgusting settings or pretentious plots. It was very clean and refreshing. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~
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2024-09-03 01:20
Why does the uc browser automatically enter smart reading, but reading novels still can't enter smart reading?
The uc browser automatically entered smart reading, but reading novels still could not enter smart reading. There might be the following reasons: 1. The novel file format is not supported: Some novel file format may not be supported by the Universal Browser, so the smart reading mode cannot be automatically entered. 2. The smart reading function needs to be updated: The smart reading function of the USB browser may need to be updated to support the new novel format and reading mode. 3. Web browser settings: You can try to turn off the automatic smart reading function in the browser settings or adjust the reading mode to the default mode. 4. Browser version problem: The version of the browser may not be compatible with certain novel file format or reading mode. It is recommended to upgrade to the latest version to solve the problem. If none of the above methods can solve the problem, you can try to contact the customer service of the Universal Explorer or feedback the problem so that they can better solve the problem.
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2025-02-28 20:21
Smart woman, are you smart
Smart referred to a person's ability in intelligence, thinking, learning, and solving problems. Clever was an adjective used to describe a person who was smart, quick-witted, responsive, and good at dealing with all kinds of situations and problems. Therefore, clever women were usually considered smart. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!
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2024-10-21 13:29
Reflux dry mouth and bitter mouth
Reflux dry mouth and bitter mouth can be caused by many reasons. Due to the lack of gastric power and bile reflex, patients with gastroesophagus reflex disease are prone to bitter taste. The contents of the stomach or the contents of the intestine flow into the esophagus and oral cavity through the esophagus. It is more likely to cause dry mouth and bitter taste in the morning due to the reverse flow when sleeping at night. Duodenal Ulcer, Duodenal Siltation caused by gastric reflex, in the morning before meals will also appear bitter mouth dry mouth symptoms. From the point of view of traditional Chinese medicine, the liver and gallbladder are both exterior-interior and exterior-interior. If the liver qi is depressed for a long time, it will affect the gallbladder and cause the gallbladder to be out of function. The gallbladder fire will burn up or the gallbladder qi will overflow, which will cause a bitter taste. In patients with gastroesophagus reflex disease, bitter mouth and dry mouth are often seen, and they like to drink; Or bitter mouth, sticky mouth; Or bitter mouth, accompanied by foul smell in the mouth, which is caused by damp-heat evil invading the internal organs and attacking the liver and gallbladder, resulting in liver heat and gallbladder diarrhea. In addition, as a type of chronic rheumatism, most of the bile regurgitation-type Gastritis is related to high-fat diet, excessive eating and drinking, emotional imbalance, and other factors. If it is a temporary bile regurgitation-type Gastritis, it will not cause damage to the gastric membrane. However, if the bile regurgitation-type Gastritis is not treated in time, it can be complicated by esophagus stricture, bleeding, esophagus ulcers, etc. The fluid is inhaled into the respiratory tract, which can also cause aspiration pneumonia.When the gastric acid invades the vocal cords and trachea, it will cause chronic inflammation. Bronchitis, vocal cords, etc. If there are symptoms of dry mouth and bitter mouth, it is recommended to seek medical advice in time and receive treatment under the guidance of a doctor. For the symptoms of bitter mouth and dry mouth in patients with gastroesophagus reflex disease, from the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine treatment, it should be used to soothe the liver and relieve depression, clear the gallbladder and fire. For example, Sini Wendan Soup can be used to regulate qi, eliminate phlegm, clear gallbladder and stomach. It can be added or reduced according to the specific situation. Add dandelion for severe stomach heat; Add laurel twig for severe stomach cold; add coshen and Bai Zhu for spleen deficiency; add denubine and bamboo for deficiency of stomach yin; add dandelion root and fragrant wood for long course of disease; add rosewood for obvious belching. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-03 21:13
Is it better to open the mouth or close the mouth
An open-mouth xiao and a closed-mouth xiao each had their own characteristics, and it was difficult to determine which was better. In terms of appearance, the open-mouth xiao was a vertical tube-shaped musical instrument with sound holes on the tube body and a blowing hole at the top. The closed-mouth xiao was a round or oval bamboo tube without sound holes. There was no obvious boundary between the blowing mouth and the tube body. In terms of playing skills, when playing the open flute, one had to use their fingers to control the sound hole to adjust the pitch, which required high flexibility and accuracy of the fingers. The closed flute player could change the pitch by adjusting the blowing strength and the position of the blowing mouth, which was relatively easier to master and suitable for beginners. In terms of timbre, the open-mouth xiao has a sound hole that can produce a trill effect. The timbre is rich and diverse, bright and sharp, and is often used for solo, ensembles and other songs with high performance requirements. The closed-mouth xiao has a relatively soft, warm and pure timbre, and is usually used for accompaniment and ensembles. The choice of an open or closed flute depended on the player's needs, performance level, performance scene, and other factors. While waiting for the TV series, he could also read the exciting content related to this site!
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2026-08-14 15:37
How smart are the characters in smart cartoons?
The characters in smart cartoons can be very intelligent. They often solve complex problems and show great creativity.
3 answers
2025-04-12 08:05
The male protagonist of the novel used his mouth to feed the female protagonist who was still a baby chocolate
Such behavior may be described as immoral or very intimate in the novel because it involves feeding baby food directly, which is not in line with social norms and moral standards. In addition, this behavior may also be seen as a violation of the baby's autonomy and dignity because the baby does not have enough ability to control his own diet. In the novel, the male protagonist's behavior may be seen as very romantic and intimate, but in reality, such behavior is unacceptable. Therefore, readers need to pay attention to the authenticity of the situation described in the novel and consider the ethical and moral issues involved.
1 answer
2024-09-13 17:36
Smart Home Whole House Smart System
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2026-06-22 18:51
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