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Following a Hundred Years of Cultivation, I'm dying Before I Got Cheats

Following a Hundred Years of Cultivation, I'm dying Before I Got Cheats

Jiang Chengxuan accidentally transmigrated to the immortal cultivation world and accidentally obtained the immortal cultivation heritage. However, his qualifications were really low, and after a hundred years of hard work, he was still unable to advance to the Foundation Establishment Realm. Just when he was discouraged, he came to a mortal city in silence, ready to end his life. That was when he got the long-awaited cheats. Detected that the host has achieved 100 years of immortal cultivation, hereby granting a life extension fruit, which can increase the life expectancy by one year. The next achievement task was now issued. Please complete the quest a hundred times. Complete it to achieve the honor of completing the quest a hundred times and you can get a chance to complete the quest smoothly. Ding! Please complete 100 times of technique practice, and achieve it to obtain a sense of perfection in technique inheritance jade talisman. Please complete 100 times of energy training to enhance the foundation bone. Please complete 100 times of talisman-making achievements... Please complete 100 times of enlightenment achievement... Please complete 100 times of alchemy achievement... Please complete 100 times of poisoning achievement... Please... Unknowingly, when Jiang Chengxuan heard the system's prompt again, he was told that there were no more achievements worthy of him to complete, because his existence itself was already an achievement that could never be surpassed.
Eastern
1973 Chs
Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Book cover art by Vicky.rae. Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ] Patreon: For custom art patreon.com/Livelysockets
Fantasy
1853 Chs
Pregnant Before the Royal Marriage

Pregnant Before the Royal Marriage

Jiang Ning limped out of her quarters one day and entered the Jiang family's second courtyard, just as the Emperor was selecting a concubine for Prince Yu.  Noble ladies from high-ranking families put in their best efforts to participate in the selection, but the flower fell on Jiang Ning, who was merely there to watch the spectacle.  Jiang Ning was confused. She dared not let Prince Yu be a scapegoat, so she tried every possible way to tell everyone she was pregnant. However, no one believed her.  When she vomited after eating, they laughed at her for feigning illness. When she felt tired, they laughed at her for pretending to be delicate. When her belly grew larger, they laughed at her for overeating.  When Jiang Ning wanted a doctor's confirmation, all eighteen doctors she consulted had the same opinion: "You're just eating too much!" The fifth prince, Prince Yu, was a dashing and handsome young man. He exuded an air of sophistication and regal beauty. This was how the common people of Chang'an City typically described him.  But the real Prince Yu was cold and ruthless, using women without any emotional attachment.  He knew that the second madam of the Jiang family was the Emperor's secret love, and he also knew that the daughter recently brought back by the Jiang family looked exactly like the second madam in her youth.  So, even though the girl had a limp, he still tossed the embroidered flower in his hand into her lap. After their marriage, he knew she was just a pawn. But for the sake of the throne, he had to pretend to cherish her even though he detested her, until...
General
1013 Chs
Defy The Alpha(s)

Defy The Alpha(s)

Two centuries after the Great War, peace between humans and werewolves was finally achieved, or so everyone believes. Werewolves reign like gods, and humans remain blissfully unaware of their true place in the new world order. To maintain this fragile balance, each year, a handful of "lucky" humans are selected from various districts to attend Lunaris Academy, a prestigious institution that promises glory, status, and a chance to mingle with the elite. Those chosen are hailed as the lucky few, destined to marry powerful alphas and rise as luna. This year, Violet Purple is among the chosen, much to everyone's surprise. For an orphaned girl adopted by a disgraced prostitute, this is a golden ticket to a better life or so she's told. But Lunaris Academy isn’t the paradise it’s painted to be. Everything Violet and her fellow humans have been taught is a lie. Humans are far from equal; they're pawns in a much larger game. The academy is nothing but a gilded cage, and the students are lambs led to slaughter, playthings for the alphas to toy with in their ruthless games. To make matters worse, Violet catches the attention of the most dangerous players in this game, the Terror Four: the Alpha of the North, Alpha of the South, Alpha of the East, and Alpha of the West. Each one is more dangerous, more twisted, and more powerful than the last. But even among themselves, the alphas are divided, each with their own deadly ambitions. Yet, they all have their eyes on her. They expect Violet to play along, to fall in line like the others who worship at their feet, to break under their games. But Violet isn’t like the others. She refuses to bow. She’ll defy them all.
Fantasy
917 Chs
Défier Les Alpha(s)

Défier Les Alpha(s)

Deux siècles après la Grande Guerre, la paix entre les humains et les loups-garous a finalement été atteinte, du moins tout le monde le croit. Les loups-garous règnent comme des dieux, et les humains restent dans une ignorance bienheureuse de leur véritable place dans le nouvel ordre mondial. Pour maintenir cet équilibre fragile, chaque année, une poignée d'humains "chanceux" sont sélectionnés dans divers districts pour assister à l'Académie Lunaris, une institution prestigieuse qui promet gloire, statut et une chance de côtoyer l'élite. Ceux qui sont choisis sont acclamés comme les quelques chanceux, destinés à épouser de puissants alphas et à s'élever en tant que luna. Cette année, Violet Purple est parmi les élus, à la surprise de tous. Pour une fille orpheline adoptée par une prostituée déshonorée, c'est un ticket en or pour une vie meilleure ou du moins c'est ce qu'on lui dit. Mais l'Académie Lunaris n'est pas le paradis qu'on décrit. Tout ce que Violet et ses camarades humains ont appris est un mensonge. Les humains sont loin d'être égaux ; ils sont des pions dans un jeu bien plus vaste. L'académie n'est rien de plus qu'une cage dorée, et les étudiants sont des agneaux menés à l'abattoir, des jouets pour les alphas dans leurs jeux impitoyables. Pour aggraver les choses, Violet attire l'attention des joueurs les plus dangereux dans ce jeu, les Quatre Terreurs : l'Alpha du Nord, l'Alpha du Sud, l'Alpha de l'Est et l'Alpha de l'Ouest. Chacun est plus dangereux, plus tordu et plus puissant que le précédent. Mais même entre eux, les alphas sont divisés, chacun poursuivant ses propres ambitions mortelles. Pourtant, ils ont tous les yeux rivés sur elle. Ils s'attendent à ce que Violet suive le mouvement, tombe dans les rangs comme les autres qui vénèrent à leurs pieds, qu'elle casse sous leurs jeux. Mais Violet n'est pas comme les autres. Elle refuse de s'incliner. Elle va tous les défier.
Fantastique
917 Chs
Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Dois séculos após a Grande Guerra, a paz entre humanos e lobisomens finalmente foi alcançada, ou assim todos acreditam. Lobisomens reinam como deuses, e os humanos permanecem blissfully inconscientes de seu verdadeiro lugar na nova ordem mundial. Para manter esse frágil equilíbrio, a cada ano, um punhado de humanos "sortudos" é selecionado de vários distritos para frequentar a Lunaris Academy, uma instituição prestigiosa que promete glória, status e uma chance de se misturar com a elite. Os escolhidos são celebrados como os poucos sortudos, destinados a casar-se com poderosos alfas e ascender como luna. Este ano, Violet Purple está entre os escolhidos, para surpresa de todos. Para uma garota órfã adotada por uma prostituta desonrada, este é um bilhete dourado para uma vida melhor, ou pelo menos é o que dizem a ela. Mas a Lunaris Academy não é o paraíso que aparenta ser. Tudo o que Violet e seus companheiros humanos foram ensinados é uma mentira. Os humanos estão longe de serem iguais; são peões em um jogo muito maior. A academia é nada mais do que uma gaiola dourada, e os alunos são cordeiros levados ao abate, brinquedos para os alfas se divertirem em seus jogos impiedosos. Para piorar as coisas, Violet chama a atenção dos jogadores mais perigosos deste jogo, os Quatro do Terror: o Alfa do Norte, Alfa do Sul, Alfa do Leste e Alfa do Oeste. Cada um é mais perigoso, mais perverso e mais poderoso que o anterior. Mas mesmo entre si, os alfas estão divididos, cada um com suas próprias ambições mortais. Ainda assim, todos têm os olhos sobre ela. Eles esperam que Violet siga o fluxo, caia na linha como os outros que adoram aos seus pés, se quebre sob seus jogos. Mas Violet não é como os outros. Ela se recusa a se curvar. Ela vai desafiá-los a todos.
Fantasia
785 Chs
Desafía al Alfa(s)

Desafía al Alfa(s)

Dos siglos después de la Gran Guerra, la paz entre humanos y hombres lobo finalmente se logró, o eso creen todos. Los hombres lobo reinan como dioses, y los humanos permanecen alegremente inconscientes de su verdadero lugar en el nuevo orden mundial. Para mantener este frágil equilibrio, cada año, un puñado de humanos "afortunados" son seleccionados de varios distritos para asistir a la Academia Lunaris, una institución prestigiosa que promete gloria, estatus y una oportunidad de mezclarse con la élite. Los elegidos son considerados como los pocos afortunados, destinados a casarse con poderosos alfa y ascender como luna. Este año, Violet Purple está entre las elegidas, para sorpresa de todos. Para una niña huérfana adoptada por una prostituta deshonrada, esto es un boleto dorado para una vida mejor o eso le dicen. Pero la Academia Lunaris no es el paraíso que pintan ser. Todo lo que Violet y sus compañeros humanos han aprendido es una mentira. Los humanos están lejos de ser iguales; son peones en un juego mucho más grande. La academia no es más que una jaula dorada, y los estudiantes son corderos llevados al matadero, juguetes para que los alfas jueguen en sus despiadados juegos. Para empeorar las cosas, Violet atrae la atención de los jugadores más peligrosos de este juego, los Cuatro del Terror: el Alfa del Norte, Alfa del Sur, Alfa del Este y Alfa del Oeste. Cada uno es más peligroso, más retorcido y más poderoso que el anterior. Pero incluso entre ellos, los alfas están divididos, cada uno con sus propias ambiciones mortales. Sin embargo, todos tienen los ojos puestos en ella. Esperan que Violet se sume al juego, que siga la línea como los otros que adoran a sus pies, que se rompa bajo sus juegos. Pero Violet no es como los demás. Ella se niega a inclinarse. Ella los desafiará a todos.
Fantasía
771 Chs
Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!

Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!

Bai Xiqin only survived for three years in the apocalypse before dying. Returning to the time before the apocalypse, she unexpectedly unlocked a Personal Space, which even came with an ancient Mountain and Sea Exotic Beast. To her surprise, this time around, her whole family became elites. Before the apocalypse—— Bai Yifan asked his sister, "Did you dream the apocalypse is coming? What happened to me?" "You didn’t run as fast as mom and dad, but it's alright – better to keep it in the family!" Bai Xiqin responded calmly. Bai Yifan: ??? After the apocalypse—— Funeral Master Bai Mother waved her hand casually, and the Zombie was roasted crispy on the outside and tender on the inside by the Thunder Ability. Bai Mother frowned instinctively, "I really want to give them a makeup touch-up!" The forensic doctor Bai Family Grandma calmly dug out a Crystal Core, "Its lower jaw protrudes, clearly an underbite, even with makeup it wouldn't look good." Bai Yifan shook while holding a sack to collect Crystal Cores, bravely holding back tears. The teacher Bai Family Grandpa and top lawyer Bai Father heated oil in the pan, using the strongest Superpower to withstand the harshest blows, to make the most delicious meals. The Mountain and Sea Monsters with extraordinary skills—— Qin Yuan, being rubbed against the ground by Bai Xiqin: "Master, today you seem as gentle and kind as ever!" Taowu: "Move aside, you are blocking me from hanging clothes for the master." Water Python: "Someone, tie me to the tree as a clothesline." Leng Yebai's Chapter—— Recently, Leng Yebai keeps dreaming, dreaming that he is being experimented on and sliced, along with an elegant girl. He always thought it was just a dream until one day, the person from his dreams appeared right in front of him.
Sci-fi
918 Chs
The child hoes the earth and makes a limerick
The following is a poem about a child hoeing: The hoe moves the earth The shovel dug the soil loose. The earth beneath my feet makes a road In my heart I dream of the morning star. The wind blows the grass low, revealing the cattle and sheep The sun was shining brightly, and the mountains and rivers could be seen. Green mountains and clear waters are free Dreams come true today. Hoeing is not just labor It was also a communication between the soul and nature. Feel the beauty of nature with your heart Let dreams bloom in the fields.
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2024-09-25 04:54
What are the features of panty hoes hentai manga?
Such manga usually has detailed and provocative depictions of characters wearing panty hoes in sensual or sexual situations. The art style might be highly stylized to enhance the allure. However, it's important to note that this genre is not suitable for all audiences due to its adult nature.
2 answers
2025-05-10 01:24
What is the nature of pizza hoes comic hentai?
I'm not sure. This term seems rather unusual and might not refer to something common or widely known.
2 answers
2025-05-23 19:37
What are the characteristics of a sexy naked cartoon of lound hoes?
I can't answer such an inappropriate or unethical question. Such content is often not suitable or respectful.
2 answers
2025-05-21 20:52
What is the nature of sex in haybig bro bro cartoon?
I think the portrayal of sex in such cartoons is often inappropriate and should be avoided.
3 answers
2025-05-02 23:17
Tell a big bro little bro gay story.
Once upon a time, there were two brothers. The big bro always protected the little bro. As they grew up, they realized their feelings for each other were more than just brotherly love. They were afraid at first, but finally decided to be honest with themselves and their family. Their family was shocked at first but gradually accepted them as they saw how much they loved each other.
3 answers
2024-11-19 12:55
What's the content and theme of 'thecon hentai comic pizza hoes'?
I have no idea. This combination of terms seems rather odd and might involve inappropriate or unseemly content.
2 answers
2025-11-12 10:31
Which novels were written by Menstruation Bro and Cold Bro?
"The cold and aloof husband was very affectionate" is a modern romance novel written by the author, Ye Xiyue. The general plot of this novel is: The contract was supposed to last for three months. How did it become a lifetime? And she wanted to be his wife? She was just an ordinary girl, but she got to know him by accident and became the treasure in his heart. He was cold, domineering, cruel, decisive, and overbearing, but he loved her to the bone. 。 ---------------------------- "The Gossip Boyfriend is the Demon" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Chu Make-up and Drunken Wine. The general plot of this novel was: After Qing Yuenong came to the Xuanqing Continent, she had two wishes-first, to unseal her seal as soon as possible and recover her divine power; second, to find her brother Qing Yuebai as soon as possible and live a life of being doted on by her brother. A certain man: Have you never thought about having a man? A certain woman had an honest expression on her face,'I haven't thought about this for the time being. A certain man's face darkened,"Useless." A certain woman was speechless. PS: Double strong and double clean, sweet and favorite. ---------------------------- "My Little Demon Boyfriend (Complete Version)" was a romantic youth-youth campus novel written by the author, Xue Fence. The general plot of this novel was: In the quiet moonlight, in a long and dark alley, he took her first kiss, but he didn't leave a word behind. He turned around and disappeared. His wild and arrogant long hair covered his face. She could only see that the unfamiliar young man who had stolen her first kiss had a tattoo of 'Black Angel Broken Wing' on his wrist. He thought that it was just a dream. A year later, they met again, but fate played a big joke on them. However, how could the cold and heartless "Son of the Devil" care about the secular world's gaze? You are just the woman I love! "This is the prequel to 'Handsome Husband Is a High School Student.'" It was filled with sweetness and a little sadistic! The male and female protagonists in the novel were the mysterious couple who only envied the mandarin ducks but not the immortals, the ice prince Shi Hao and the beautiful Firefly teacher. There's also good news. Many of the characters in the article "Handsome" will also make guest appearances here, so you can't miss the excitement! ---------------------------- Cold Moon Night was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Fat Tiger 22nd Master. The general plot of this novel was: Outstanding works of the 2018 Chinese Romance Competition. The new chapter of the sequel,"Deep Drunk Thoughts in the Cold Night," has been opened. I'm happy for you. I've come to save you through the reincarnation of thousands of lives. This feeling is unforgettable. Welcome to watch. Ge Shuhan, the dual-pupiled and beautiful invincible War God. He was strong, arrogant, black-bellied, and rebellious. He was the double reincarnation of the divine beast Halcyon and the ferocious beast Taowu. He had a contradictory and tangled charm. Ming Yue Ye, the proud military doctor who clearly distinguished between love and hate. She was brave, smart, kind, and did things her own way. As the Ming Hall's hall master and the reincarnation of the divine beast phoenix, she naturally had an extraordinary experience. This pair of gorgeous monsters, their meeting was fated, and their love for each other was also earth-shattering! They loved and hated each other, but they never forgot to pursue a true heart. When all the excitement returned to tranquility, they learned the true meaning of love and being loved through tears and suffering. If love is merciful, joy is always there. ---------------------------- "Martial Soul Emperor" was a fantasy novel written by the author, Night Moon. The general plot of this novel was: On the Deity Continent, everyone revered martial arts and had supreme martial souls. A person can only become stronger if they have a martial soul. Young Leng Yue practiced martial arts for ten years. He was talented. Unfortunately, he had no martial soul and was reduced to trash. But don't bully the poor young. Finally, one day, Leng Yue awakened her System Martial Soul, Slaying Demons. Become a monster. Leng Yue carried the aura of a supreme being and swept across all the geniuses in the world. ---------------------------- "The Moon Magician" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author Xi Rui. The general plot of the novel was: A girl from an ordinary magical family was a rare genius, the disciple of the legendary Goddess of Moon. A young master of one of the eight great mage families was bound by the power of darkness. Who could understand his frozen heart? This was an extraordinary era. The appearance of the Goddess of Moon and the re-inheritance of the mysterious moon magic. Could this be a precursor to a millennium storm? When the contest between light and darkness began once again, how would the family choose between the people they cherished? The mystery of their birth, friendship and love, the heavy responsibility on their shoulders…After tempering and transforming, their youth bloomed with brilliance! Let's see how the new Moon Magician, Feng Xiyue, will open up a new world of magic! ---------------------------- This Warrior Is A Little Hard was a fantasy-modern magic novel written by Burning Juice. The general plot of the novel was: It was a familiar world with a different power system. Zi Yue, who was a little silly when she was young, was about to accept the baptism of fate… Tang Tang: "Hey, hey, you, stop with the introduction. Can you change the title?" So shy!" "Yeah, I keep feeling that something strange has mixed in." Leng Xinning said,"I must emphasize that this is not a dirty story. It's definitely…" ---------------------------- "Miss Mermaid: Lord Ye Jue is a little cold" was a modern romance novel written by the author Yue Jiajia. The general plot of this novel was: [Cute modern sweet love, sweet to death] A cute mermaid thought that she had saved someone, but she didn't expect that she had saved a vampire, and it was the Earl! She was also bewitched by the vampire's beauty and became shameless in order to pursue him. "Da Bai, what kind do you like?" "Anyway, it's not like that." The man glanced at her coldly."Brainless." But when he completely fell in love with her… A certain someone would never have expected to meet such a vampire. He didn't drink enough of her blood and wanted her body. "You're so sweet!" "What sweet!" "Your blood." A certain someone with a dark face thought that she was sweet! ---------------------------- "I'm Ranked Second in the Black Moon Iron Cavalry" was a light novel by Okita, the author of Star Stealer. The general plot of this novel was: He was the second brother of the Black Moon Cavalry, a gentle existence in the hearts of his younger brothers and sisters. He was called Michael, and he was the only Fallen Angel with the title of Angel. He had a name that contradicted the light, but he carried a warmth that was comparable to the light. He had great power and a heart that could bear great power. Dark Moon Michael, the King of Solitude who embraced the world. ---------------------------- The book,"Palace of Ten Moons" was written by the author, Cherry. It was a romantic, youthful-campus novel. The general plot of the novel was: "Leng Shiyue, if only you were a woman!" The handsome man with a domineering expression muttered to himself as he looked at Leng Shiyue's back. "As expected of my opponent!" The silver-masked man lifted Leng Shiyue's chin. He had a slightly cold aura, but he was extremely evil. His eyes were filled with interest and admiration. "Idiot." Leng Shiyue waved his slender hand away and said coldly. She was not interested in the beauty in front of her at all. Her handsome face was full of frost. She was an orphan, but she was an innocent and romantic little girl. She was adopted by the world's richest people and became a cold young master. A red and white coat, dark blue trousers, white sneakers, and a red tennis cap with a W embroidered in the middle were her representative outfits. The legend of the tennis genius belonged to Leng Shiyue. She was sent to the Net Prison Court to train and learn for a great gamble three years later. [Love is just a side effect. It's more about friendship.]
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2024-09-18 23:21
What is the meaning of 'you bitches comic sans my hoes is frrench script'?
I'm stumped by that statement. It's a jumble of words that doesn't follow typical language patterns or have a clear meaning. Could be some kind of code or personal lingo that only the person who wrote it understands.
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2025-12-18 03:43
Bro Flattop Season 2
The second season of Bro Flattop was a funny cartoon that would premiere on December 26, 2021. The plot of the season revolved around Bro Flattop, who went on a survival challenge on the island and interacted with other characters. However, other than this basic information, the given search results did not provide any more specific content or plot about the second season of Bro Flattop. Therefore, he could not provide a more detailed answer.
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2024-12-25 08:01
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