as simple as carrot cake

"El Tío Maestro de Secta es solo un mortal, que casualmente tiene sus propias 'mil millones' de interpretaciones de varios hechizos". En la cima del Pico Brumoso, el discípulo mayor de la secta estaba educando a los nuevos principiantes. En ese momento, el Líder de la Secta Ye Feng, sosteniendo una brizna de hierba, la agitó suavemente, y un feroz Qi de Espada partió el cielo en dos, revelando una oscura grieta espacial difícil de sanar, aterrorizando a los dioses de arriba. El nuevo discípulo señaló al cielo, conmocionado: "¿Y me dijiste que el Líder de la Secta es solo un mortal?"

"Le Maître de Secte n'est qu'un simple mortel, qui se trouve juste avoir ses propres 'milliards' d'interprétations de divers sorts." Au sommet du Pic Brumeux, le disciple senior de la secte éduquait les nouveaux débutants. À ce moment-là, le Chef de Secte Ye Feng, tenant une lame d'herbe, l'agita doucement, et un féroce Qi d'Épée fendit le ciel en deux, révélant une sombre fissure spatiale difficile à guérir, effrayant les dieux au-dessus. Le nouveau disciple pointa du doigt le ciel, choqué, "Et vous m'avez dit que le Chef de Secte n'est qu'un simple mortel ?"

What do you have when you have a socially awkward young girl given a system that has stumbled upon a secret of the world that wasn't meant to be discovered by someone like her? A recipe for disaster, that's what. Just how will Zoey Winters be able to survive in a world that seemed to have gotten much bigger than she already thought it was? Maybe learning boxing could help.

Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward. You can find the story only on Webnovel. (Fingers crossed that no one will translate it into Russian like the other one! XD) The sequel, Life Skilling, is also complete, and will be posted right after the ending of Anti-cake. A peek in the lives of those who live in the world shaped by the Try Hard Party. A funny slice of life.

Announcement: Hey'a—it's UelUel, your lazy and lousy PoruShark writer. Thank you for reading—Days of Dungeon: From Simple Quest to Strange Adventure This is an announcement regarding both good news and bad news. First, let's start with the bad news. I will be ending this book. It took more than a month for me to think about it, but I finally came to a decision. But don't worry, dear readers, for here is the good news. I will be giving Lynn and Arezu's story another go at WSA 2026. Yes—It means I will be writing a different version of Days of Dungeon. The new book will be titled—Beyond World's End Some events that happen in this book will still happen in the new version, but not exactly the same; the main difference, though, is that the story will start by revealing Lynn and Arezu's background. The supporting characters will still be the same, but there will be some changes to their backgrounds as well. That's all. Once again, thank you to all the readers who have supported this book until now. I hope you will continue to support the new book. *** A laid-back warrior who is patient enough to tolerate her audacity pairs up with a mischievous mage who is extremely curious and follows him everywhere. Together, they embark on simple quests, but somehow always end up on strange adventures. At first glance, they appear to be just a typical pair of adventurers, but both hide their own secrets. His is a sin he intends to bury with his death, while hers is a curse she will carry into her next life. Although they have come to terms with their fates, the discoveries they make during their time in dungeons will ultimately reveal their secrets. PoruShark Writer's Note: What to expect. 1. An annoyingly lovable female lead—like your moody girlfriend. 2. An honest-to-goodness male lead—like your dream boyfriend. 3. A slow reveal of the main characters’ backstories. 4. The writing might change from good to worst—worst to good—but this lazy and lousy author will try to improve. 5. Just like the title says—lots of simple quests that seem like basic fantasy stories, but lead to strange adventures. Please support the novel with gifts and power stones.

Sinong mag-aakala na ang isang guwapong lalaki na may sunong na isang kaing na carrots ang magpapayanig sa buong internet world? Now everyone wants a piece of the mysterious guy. Who is Carrot Man? What are you willing to do to get him? Excerpt: Si Madison: ang reporter na minsan nang tinulungan ni Carrot Man at nakabihag sa puso niya. Malaking boost sa career niya kung mai-interview niya ang lalaki. Si Sunny: she considers Carrot Man as her shining star. Siya din ang dahilan kung bakit kumalat ang picture ni Carrot Man sa internet. Feeling niya ay destiny sila. Siya ang naka-discover dito kaya dapat ay kanya lang si Carrot Man. Si Beliza: ang bestfriend na matagal nang may gusto kay Carrot Man. Makakatulong kaya kung sasabihin niya sa lahat na siya ang girlfriend ng lalaki? Si Paloma: ang babaeng minsan nang minahal ni Carrot Man pero nang malapit nang matupad ang pangarap ng babae ay iniwan niya ito. Samahan ninyo ako sa kabundukan ng Cordillera at hanapin natin si Carrot Man. I Remember the Boy: Carrot Man Finding Carrot Man 1: You're My Shining Star Finding Carrot Man 2: He's the One Finding Carrot Man 3: Mine From The Start Finding Carrot Man 4: Forever Means By Your Side

A man played an immersive game that he started playing thanks to his brother. With his brothers help, he got an overpowered build on his character. Unfortunately, his brother died and he stopped playing the game alltogether because it reminded him of his brother. One day he hears that the game is about to get shut down, and he goes there to say farewell to the thing he and his brother spent so much time on. But when the moment where he was supposed to be logged out, he finds himself still in his character. Strangely the NPCs start talking more freely and that the capital city where they were on was suddenly in a strange forest. What will he do in this new environment? What will a man, who is used to being the one being ordered around, do when given a task where he is in charge? What kind of people will he meet? (Note that the setting starts kind of like Overlord, the anime/novel. Don't take it to mean that it is anywhere near that level.) Surprisingly many parental figures appear in the series, mostly fatherly, though not exemplary.

Bo Ra is a normal girl like us. She wants to live a happy life. But she faces too many problems beyond us.

In 1934, life in Brookburn, Indiana, is quiet, simple, and peaceful, but young dreamer Levi Beckerman yearns for more. When the carnival shows up for the Fourth of July, he’s entranced by its many temptations. None is more seductive than the charismatic barker, Sebastian Gustineau.<br><br>Seb’s been a part of the carnival for almost a decade. Once, it provided him the escape he needed from a life he thought he didn’t want, but now, he craves things it can never offer. Flitting from dusty town to dusty town, he loses himself in pretty dalliances. Levi seems like the perfect distraction, until a single conversation convinces him that preserving Levi’s innocence and way of life is more important than his momentary satisfaction.<br><br>However, his plan to discourage Levi goes horribly wrong. When Levi’s family is threatened, Levi fights to protect them, doing what he can to hide the secrets he’s sheltered his entire life. The only person he trusts is Seb. He just isn’t sure if the growing bond between them is enough to save them all.

(Re-uploaded because of technical difficulties) Iona is a good girl with a plan. Jack is a bad boy with something to prove. The only thing they need to do is not fall for each other. Simple, right? But what if it isn't? What if, for better or worse, they're meant to be together? What if things aren't what they seem, and they're part of something bigger than either of them? What if it's not all that simple?