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In a chaotic city restaurant where tempers boil as fast as the soup, two workers become locked in a daily battle of wills — a fiery young server trying to prove herself and a jaded dishwasher who’s seen it all. Their workplace rivalry turns every shift into a test of patience, pride, and survival. But when management finally takes notice and one of them is forced to face the consequences, what seemed like a petty feud becomes a powerful lesson in accountability, growth, and letting go. Told with sharp humor and emotional depth, Count Your Teeth with Your Tongue is a gritty, character-driven workplace drama about knowing when to fight, when to lead, and when to walk away. Everyone has a breaking point. What happens when you reach yours?

"When the Shan Hai Jing stops being a bedtime story and starts being the truth, something ancient and hungry wakes up in the dark under our feet. It’s got teeth from a time before God had a name, and it’s coming for us. Humankind won't be a civilization anymore; we’ll just be meat on the table." 山海经 不再是传说... 古牙 从地脉苏醒，吞噬人间！ Gruesome slaughters broke out all at once across the globe, a supernatural bloodbath with no earthly explanation. A shadowy outfit that’s been operating since the Song Dynasty finally dug up the truth—and it was a nightmare. Those things aren't bedtime stories anymore; they’re the 'beasts' from the Shan Hai Jing. They’re real, they’re awake, and they’re coming for us. It isn’t just about the hunger for human meat, either. They’re looking to wipe us off the map entirely. Or maybe—just maybe—it’s our own fault. Maybe we’ve spent so many centuries stacking up our own filth that it became a long-distance call to the dark. An invitation they couldn't refuse.

This is a collaboration of all things that circulate inside of my twisted mind. Warning its explicit and dark, enjoy!

From a young age, Dianthe knew her destiny: she would marry Peter, her kind but weak childhood friend, and follow the orders and expectations their elders had set for their packs and territories in their sleepy Colorado town. The dynamics of Dianthe's pack life and everything she knows are completely flipped when she accidentally imprints on a human boy. Questioning her existence, destiny, and everything she has ever experienced could even cause her to lose herself in the process. What is the price of true love?

The Chattering Roads. You never know where your life can lead to, one moment you are sleeping peacefully in your room, the other…you screaming in a car about impact 22,000 pound Tanker on a road. One moment you can see a life of prosperity stretched indefinitely in front of you, the other minute, you are in a pool of your own blood, watching as all your bodily functions inevitably shut till you breathe you last. The chance-nature, chaotic mien and randomness of life itself is genius no matter how you look at it. While there is no point to life, there is a point to life all you have to do is look hard enough. My name is Tunde Agidiga and I have some things to tell you all. Tunde Agidiga hates to sleep since he truly never knows where he will wake up. He hates to be awake since he does not know what portal may open next to him, what spirit might notice him, or what god might descend to take his life. This is a story of African Mythology where a young boy has to deal with the fact that he is the reincarnation of a god who other gods and spirits immensely hated. Note: This is my first story ever. Please be gentle with me. Also forgive the short chapters, I will try to Increase the word count. I am really just doing this to know if anyone will like my story.

A tale of outcasts! Captain Kota Korrow and his band of misfits have been struggling to survive for years with their community on a distant island then things take a turn for the worse when Korrow and his crew unleash an ancient evil.

There are a lot of stories about first loves, friendships that last a lifetime, and adventures that become epic poems with intricate trues. Yet this story is about losing it all. The inevitable path is always the most painful to bear and twists the heart's intentions. In the land of Helio, creatures ruled the sky and ground. Magic was not a weapon of war, but a blessing of the beyond world, so old races lived at peace with other. Until the Eighth Capitals were founded, Arkin, an orphan, would bear witness to this world's wonders and tragedies; his story starts at an old fountain offering his hand to a lost dragon.

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.

Accidentally bound to a quick transmigration system, Ning Yue is resistant on the surface, but inwardly, she's screaming wildly: "As long as I keep completing missions, it's equivalent to gaining eternal life, I'm going to keep transmigrating forever!" In "True and Fake Rich Daughter," she is the fake rich daughter who was abandoned. She declares, "The wealthy family abandoned me, so I will create a wealthy family of my own!" In "Era's Blessed Child," she leads her entire family to build a fortune, turning the fake blessed child into a real blessed child. In "Flourishing Age of Shengshi," having transmigrated into the Empress who was turned into cannon fodder, she simply turns the ungrateful mother and son into cannon fodder instead.