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SYSTEM NOVEL - TIME-TRAVEL - HISTORICAL - BABIES!! Lin Xu, a fierce and independent thirty-year-old businesswoman, had only one wish in life, children of her own. But fate was cruel. The day she found out she was barren, she drowned her sorrow in alcohol, slipped down the stairs, and died. But death wasn’t the end. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself in the body of another Lin Xu a minor character from a popular TV drama in her town. This Lin Xu was a pitiful woman who died tragically at the hands of her cruel in-laws. Her three children were left to suffer alone until her missing husband returned years later, only to find her long gone. But this time, things would be different. This Lin Xu wasn’t weak, and she wasn’t going to die so easily. She had lived alone as an orphan, built herself into a force to be reckoned with, and now she had a second chance not just to live, but to raise her children on her own terms. Forget the in-laws. Forget the husband. She would rise again, build an empire, and give her children the life they deserved With the help of her "Supermarket System" she was going to take the world by storm. --- Excerpt "Young Master, Miss Lin has just opened a massive bun shop." "Really? Buy everything. Leave not even a crumb." "Young Master Mo, Miss Lin returned all the coins and houses you sent her." "She did? Then send triple the amount and throw in a farm while you’re at it." "Young Master Mo, Miss Lin and the children were bullied by your uncle and aunt." "Oh? Send fifty men to smash their home. Make sure not a brick is left standing." "Young Master, Miss Lin is laughing and talking with that fisherman Gu." "Is that so? Seal off the entire coast. Buy every net, every boat, and every hook. Let’s see him fish in the desert." "And tell Miss Lin… if she dares smile at another man, I’ll show her what it really means to challenge the General of the Guan Empire." "If I can’t have her heart, then no man will." --- Genre: Historical Time-Travel Drama, System. Romance: Slow Burn Note: Book cover not mine.

[The Crown Wolf game revolves around Yvo Woolsey– the secret heir of the banished Wolf Clan. But Yvo, the ‘Crown Wolf,’ believes that the man-eating wolves that once terrorized the empire weren’t from his clan– but from the monster-infested dungeons. It’s his goal to prove his clan’s innocence. To do that, Yvo has to gain power first. Unfortunately, his “older sister,” the marionette of his greedy relatives, threatens his position as the next duke–] [Skip story mode.] Pressing the [Skip] button is Gypsy’s first major mistake as a transmigrator. In her defense, how could she think straight after waking up in a strange world with a splitting headache? [Do you accept the role of Lady Gypsy Woolsey?] [Accept.] Accepting to play the role of Lady Gypsy Woolsey, the character with the same name as her, is her second major mistake. After all, Lady Gypsy Woolsey is Yvo’s FAKE evil(?) sister. As cliché as it sounds, the minor villainess that she possessed will die at the main character’s hands. [Would you like to activate or disable the System Guide?] [Disable.] Switching off the System Guide is Gypsy’s third and biggest mistake. She thought everything is just a long and bad dream that will end soon… … until she met the main character in the flesh. “Call me ‘Young Master’ when we’re alone,” Yvo, the Crown Wolf, said coldly at her the first time she arrived at the duchy. “We don’t have to pretend as siblings when we do not have an audience, Noonim.” Gypsy, who finally accepted her sad reality, swore that she’d butter up the Crown Wolf for her survival! *** Disclaimer: Artwork belongs to its rightful owner.

Life's not easy when your mum's nuts, your uncle is becoming your aunt, and one of your crushes could -- and probably would -- break your face if he found out how you felt about him.<br><br>That's Tab's life, though, malevolent gods and all. His text-flirting with Demi, the brother of his best friend, is going nowhere: Demi already has a boyfriend and anyway, who dates their best friend's twin? But then, the pining after Nick is going nowhere either, because Nick probably likes gay-bashing on Friday nights for fun. He's gorgeous, but he's dangerous, and Tab knows better than that.<br><br>So what's a bit of harmless flirting, when one is taken and the other is straight? It's just a bit of fun.<br><br>That is until Demi is suddenly single, and Nick is not looking as straight and scary as he was before.

Clara never wanted the crown. She never wanted anything, really, except quiet mornings in the garden and long walks with her sister, Celia. But when the ancient scepter glows in her presence, marking her as the next ruler, the life she knew vanishes overnight. Now, in a palace full of whispers and knives, Clara must rely on her instincts, her sister, and a fiercely loyal guard named Lue to survive the storm ahead. Because in a family where love is rare and ambition is deadly, being chosen is both a blessing—and a curse.

BIJAK MEMILIH BACAAN, KAWASAN DEWASA. DESKRIPSI : Cerita anak sekolah biasa. Menginap bersama kedua temannya yang ternyata sepasang Lesbian. Original Story by : Chiknuggies (Hak cipta dilindungi undang-undang)

TERRA BALL: O CÁLICE DE DIAMANTE Volume 2 - Sinopse: O Ciclo das Estrelas --- "A glória tem um preço. A ruína, uma sentença. E o equilíbrio nunca é eterno." Após a consagração de Sillow como campeão nos playoffs de 2028, o mundo de Terraball mergulha no Longo Inverno da Espera - três anos de hiato que decidirão o destino de impérios, exilados e herdeiros. Enquanto os campeões celebram sob as recém-nascidas Estrelas Celestiais, os perdedores arrastam suas correntes: arenas incendiadas, reis servindo como conselheiros humildes, jogadores condenados ao exílio perpétuo nas Terras Sem Lei. O Estatuto da Redenção Tardia oferece uma última chance aos banidos - mas cada vitória pode ser a redenção, e cada derrota, a masmorra de nove anos. No silêncio do hiato, templos sagrados despertam. Criaturas místicas ancestrais - seres de gelo, som, cura, água e voo - escolhem novos hospedeiros. Nascem os Heróis Dignos: cinco jovens de reinos diferentes, unidos pelo dom da luz. Mas o equilíbrio é uma faca de dois gumes. Das masmorras esquecidas, emergem as Criaturas das Trevas - entidades que se alimentam da arrogância, do ódio e da sede de poder. Elas encontram abrigo nos piores jogadores: narcisistas, preconceituosos, sedentos por troféus a qualquer custo. Nascem os Indignos. O segundo volume acompanha a jornada dos dez portadores - cinco da luz, cinco das trevas - desde o despertar de seus poderes até o fatídico encontro no Templo das Dez Torres, onde rivalidades são seladas e inimizades juradas. Enquanto isso, os exilados das temporadas passadas assistem das sombras, treinando na areia e esperando por um retorno que o tratado insiste em dizer impossível. Quando o hiato termina, a guerra não será apenas por um título. Será pela alma do basquete. Volume 2 - Capítulos 1 a 16 Temporada 2028, o despertar das criaturas, a revelação dos heróis e o prelúdio da batalha final.

Dianne Hartshire has always been confident with her decisions - may it be school, fashion or selecting her lover. But one day, when cupid's bow decided to land on an unexpected person, all her logical reasoning were shattered. Will she defy the odds? or Will she succumb to this epic Love story?

Butter is for Fingers not for Butters'

Bastain had been giving a mission to figure out the magic behind an English cafe / bar and through meeting the bar tender he learns more about the cafe and is eventually wanting to stay there and improve it with the bar tender Damian

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.