freaking asshole

I died on Earth while working overtime at some job that never really cared whether I lived or dropped dead at my desk. The last thing I remember is staring at my monitor, thinking how ridiculous it was that my whole life had been… this. No wife. No kids. No real rest. Just deadlines, emails, and pretending I still had energy I clearly didn’t. So when I finally blacked out, I didn’t even panic. I just thought—if there’s a next life, I’m done trying so hard. I want to be a salted fish. The kind that just lies there, eats when it wants, sleeps when it wants, and nobody expects anything from. Somehow, that wish actually got answered. I woke up in a forest. No hospital. No machines. Just trees, wind, and way too much silence. At first I thought I’d been dumped somewhere random, but then I noticed my hands. My body. I was young again—like seventeen or so. No back pain. No exhaustion. No corporate damage. Just… clean. And I was wearing clothes that definitely didn’t come from Earth. Fancy stuff too. The kind of outfit that screams “rich family” or “important background character.” That’s when it hit me. I think I got reincarnated. Honestly? Pretty good deal. I checked my body carefully, expecting the usual “trash talent” situation. You know, the kind where the MC has to grind from zero, get humiliated, suffer a bit, all that. But… something felt off. My body didn’t feel weak. It felt *too* good. Like everything was already tuned up to max, and I hadn’t even done anything yet. Weird. Anyway, I wasn’t going to question it too much. I already decided my new life plan. No hard work. No suffering. No “courting death” situations. Just chill. So I walked until I found a nice forest clearing and thought, yeah, this place looks good enough. I built a house there. Well… “built” is a strong word. I just kind of stacked wood and stone together. I wasn’t trying to win architecture awards. I just wanted a roof. The funny thing is, everything I used felt weirdly easy to work with. The wood didn’t splinter, the stone cut like tofu. I figured this world just had better materials or something. Lucky me. After that, I started farming. Because farming is easy. Plant seeds, wait, eat. Perfect life cycle. Except the seeds grew way too fast. Like, suspiciously fast. But I just assumed I was good at farming or the soil here was nice. I didn’t overthink it. Then I found this injured woman one day near my place. She looked like trouble, honestly. The kind of trouble you avoid in life if you’re smart. But she was unconscious, and I already built a house with spare room space I wasn’t using, so I brought her back. She woke up later with no memory, so I just… let her stay. She helped with chores. I farmed. We ate. Life got comfortable in a way I didn’t really expect, but wasn’t going to complain about. Somehow she never left. Then somehow she became my wife. Then somehow we had kids. At this point I stopped asking questions. Meanwhile, people outside my little forest keep acting weird. Strangers show up, look at my place, and immediately start shaking like they saw a ghost. Some run away. Some just faint. I don’t know what their problem is. The crops I sell somehow make people stronger. The water from my place apparently does something too. I thought I was just running a slightly successful farm. Apparently not. Now there are rumors outside. About my place. About me. But I’m still just here farming, eating, taking care of my family, and wondering why everyone outside keeps freaking out over literally everything I do.

Malachi "Kai" Jacobson, the youngest son of CIA agent Landon Jacobson and former model Monica Martin. He met and fell in with a man by the name of a Rick Carson when Kai had graduated high school at the age of 18. Despite his family and friends warning him that Rick was bad for him, Kai moved in with him and not even a month into the relationship Kai realized the mistake he made and tried to leave Rick but the older male threatened to kill those that Kai loved if he ever left. But Kai knew he had to leave if he was going to survive. So one night when Rick has gone out droning with his friends, Kai took his chance and fled. He knew he needed to get as far away as he could even if it meant living his family and friends behind. Ezekiel "Zeke" Robertson,is one of the toughest and ruthless men in the world. He's feared all over world. He lost his mother and unborn brother at the age of 15 after his father killed the leader of a rival gang. At the age of 23 he finds himself laying in a pool of his own blood during a trade gone wrong and that's when he meets CIA agent Landon Jacobson who he forms an unlikely friendship after he saves Zeke from the rival gang. As time passes Zeke learns that Landon has a son that he's been searching for since he ran off with his boyfriend. Knowing that he could potentially die if his plan goes wrong, Landon arranges his son to marry the ruthless mafia leader upon him finding Kai. He knew that Zeke would protect his son no matter what and he knew that his son would be in good hands under Zeke's protection. So what happens when Kai and Zeke meet? Will love happen or will Kai continue to run to get away from Rick? Well a lot is bound to happen when you meet the worlds ruthless mafia leader and learn that you have been married off to him for protection.

In a futuristic world . a group of wealthy elites becomes obsessed with transcending humanity. Believing ordinary humans to be weak and fragile, they pour their fortunes into a secret project to create the perfect superhuman,one with immense power and the potential for immortality. To bring their vision to life, they recruit the world's brightest geneticists, biologists, and medical scientists. But such an experiment requires human test subjects. Disguising the project as a high-paying employment opportunity, they advertise across the globe, luring desperate people with promises of wealth and a better future. Among those who answer the call is Xia Zhao, a young woman born and raised in the United States. Working tirelessly as a waitress to support her gravely ill father, Xia sees the offer as her only chance to save him. Blinded by hope and driven by desperation, she signs up without knowing the horrifying truth. The last thing Xia remembers is arriving at a mysterious research facility, where she is told that everything within its walls is strictly confidential. Then... darkness. When Xia awakens, she finds herself emerging from a glass pod inside a ruined laboratory. The once-bustling facility is now silent, its halls littered with destruction and devoid of the scientists who once occupied it. Stepping outside, she is met with an even greater nightmare. The city has become a lifeless wasteland. Buildings stand abandoned, the streets are eerily quiet, and grotesque humanoid creatures wander aimlessly through the ruins. Confused and alone, Xia has no idea how much time has passed, what caused humanity's downfall, or what has become of the world she once knew. Now, she must embark on a terrifying journey to uncover the truth. What destroyed civilization? How long was she trapped inside that pod? Are there any survivors left? And above all... What happened to her father?

Namaku Naraya, tidak ada yang menarik dari gadis penderita bulimia sepertiku ah kecuali orang tuaku yang kaya raya. Selain itu, membosankan. Aku menjadi pengangguran selama nyaris setahun dan harus merelakan karirku sebagai model karena penyakit yang kuderita. Monoton memang, namun semuanya berubah ketika aku bertemu dengan seorang pria otoriter menyebalkan bernama Jeffrey Airlangga. Konglomerat yang datar dan menyebalkan. Jika saat itu aku tidak mabuk dan membuat kekacauan di mobilnya mungkin saat ini aku tidak akan berakhir dalam masalahnya yang begitu rumit dan mengetahui fakta mencengangkan dari kehidupanku yang bahkan aku sendiri tidak tau.

When their parents are taken by an evil villain, four teenagers have to fight to save the world and their parents from the hands of evil.

Your normal college boy got played by fate and got virgin system if he loses virginity he dies but system prepare every scenario for him to lose his virginity

In the wake of Gol D. Roger's execution, the world holds its breath. Pirates flood the seas. Marines tighten their grip. And in the forgotten South Blue, on an island so small it barely earns a dot on most maps, a sixteen-year-old boy with no devil fruit, no family name, and no special destiny decides to leave. His name is Kuroishi Ran. He wants one thing — absolute freedom. Not a throne. Not a title. Not the world's recognition. Just open water and no one above him. He boards a merchant ship heading east with a single bag, calloused hands, and four years of self-taught training behind him. No mentor. No crew. No plan beyond the direction. What he does have is something he can feel but cannot yet name — a heat in his chest that surfaces only when everything else runs out, when his body is past its limit and something deeper opens. The sea will teach him what it is. This is the story of a man who becomes a pirate not for treasure or glory but because the sea is the only place in the world where no one can tell him what he is. It is a story told in ports and storms and training sessions before dawn. In the people he meets and parts from and meets again years later when the sea has changed them both. In the slow, honest, brutal development of a power earned rather than granted. Ran will cross the South Blue. He will reach the Grand Line. He will build something from nothing, by will alone, and the world will eventually learn his name. But that is later. For now — he is sixteen, the ship is heading east, and the horizon keeps retreating the way horizons do. He follows it anyway.

HIDUP SEBAGAI ORANG YANG ANEH

On the return of his hometown, Valentino discovers that his hometown has changed along with the turbulent decade of the 1960's. His family stuck in the violent past of World War 2 as well as the contemporary fear of the Vietnam War loom over him and his two brothers. However, fear comes in many forms.

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.