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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Fantasy
948 Chs
I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

[Weekly Goals] 1000 Power Stones = 3 Bonus Chapters. 1000 Golden Tickets = 5 Bonus Chapters. 1 Magic Castle = 6 Bonus Chapters. [Discord Link] Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF your_favtauthoryour_favtauthor · 2 hours ago I took the time to read your story and even left a comment so that you would appreciate it and your efforts would be recognized, but you didn’t bother to reply and just left a like. To be honest, it really upset me Hello, dear reader. Wn banned me from sending messages in their website and app. Wn system is bugged and it saw that I’ve spammed 5 star reviews to many books and it don’t like it. I originally got more than 3000 messages over the years and wn deleted it all. Now I got left with only more than 20 messages and can’t send anymore new ones. I’ve seen your messages same as all my readers also. I’ve replied to them all the time but it doesn’t show in the website or their app. Please know that I always appreciate and thank all my readers for reading my book. Without all of you reading my books, there wouldn’t be any point in writing at all. If you want to chat with me about my books, feel free to join my discord server. The link is down below. I’m active there all the time. Thank you all once again. Be safe, smile, and happy reading! ^_^ WebNovel Spirity Awards 2026 First Entry Book Link: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34709131300072805 W E B N O V E L webnovel.com its about a man who just wants to teach students and disciples and yet inexplicably lots of goddesses and fairies and beautiful maidens enter his life in the most unexpected fashion. ^_^ better and longer synopsis: Lin Feng had a simple dream. Fall in love, get married, maybe have a couple of kids, and complain about life like a normal person. Reality disagreed. At twenty-five, he had confessed to one hundred girls and been rejected by every single one. “Sorry, you’re a good guy, but…” “You’re more like a brother to me…” “I think you deserve someone better.” He had heard every variation. Every excuse. Every polite rejection that stabbed just as sharply as a blunt knife. By the end of it, Lin Feng no longer feared failure. He expected it. After a night of drowning his sorrows, he woke up in a cultivation world. And somehow… he became a teacher again. “Mentor Lin Feng, could you guide me?” Lin Feng stood frozen. Because surrounding him were not ordinary women, but goddesses, fairies, and proud maidens whose beauty could topple kingdoms. He looked up at the heavens, his expression complicated. “…Are you messing with me?” He clenched his fist. “No. I didn’t come here for romance.” “I just want to teach.” The heavens, however… Had other plans. Update Schedule Daily Updates: One chapter per day Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF I used AI-generated images for my characters. If any of them resemble known female characters from anime or fiction, please contact me privately on Discord and I'll replace said images. No copyright infringement is intended. Thank you!
Fantasy
816 Chs
Book Transmigration: I Wanted to Keep a Low Profile, but Everyone Noticed Me!

Book Transmigration: I Wanted to Keep a Low Profile, but Everyone Noticed Me!

Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought.
Urban
459 Chs
What are the features of a cartoon cookie jar?
A cartoon cookie jar usually has cute and colorful designs. Maybe it has popular cartoon characters on it or some fun patterns.
1 answer
2025-06-16 03:25
What are the features of a cute cookie jar cartoon?
A cute cookie jar cartoon typically has elements like a round and friendly-looking cookie jar, maybe with sprinkles or frosting drawn on it. The background could be a sunny garden or a colorful kitchen. And there might be cute little cookies popping out, making it all the more charming.
1 answer
2025-07-05 00:19
What are the most memorable cookie jar funny stories?
There was a situation where a grandmother was baking cookies. She filled the cookie jar and left it on the table. Her grandson, who was about five years old, decided to play a trick. He put a fake plastic spider in the cookie jar. When his grandmother went to get a cookie later, she screamed when she saw the spider. Everyone had a good laugh about it later.
1 answer
2024-10-26 03:20
What is special about a Christmas story cookie jar?
A Christmas story cookie jar is special because it becomes a part of the holiday decor. It can be a collector's item, with unique shapes or hand-painted details. Plus, it brings back memories of Christmas treats and family gatherings.
1 answer
2024-10-14 00:15
Why are cartoon eyes peering over the cookie jar?
Perhaps the cartoon eyes belong to a child who has a sweet tooth and is eyeing the cookie jar with hopes of getting a delicious snack.
1 answer
2025-03-27 21:39
What is the nature of the cookie jar Christmas cartoon collection?
The cookie jar Christmas cartoon collection is likely a group of cartoons centered around Christmas and featuring cookie jars in some way.
2 answers
2025-06-04 18:42
What is the significance of the black sambo caricature cookie jar?
The black sambo caricature cookie jar is highly controversial and has negative racial connotations. It represents a derogatory and offensive stereotype.
2 answers
2025-06-04 04:42
What is the story about the girl with the cookie jar in the cartoon?
It could be a tale of the girl's adventure with her precious cookie jar, maybe encountering challenges or having fun along the way.
2 answers
2025-06-04 02:51
What is the story about a girl in a cookie jar in the cartoon?
It could be a tale of adventure or mischief. Maybe the girl got stuck in the cookie jar while trying to reach for cookies or perhaps she found something mysterious inside.
2 answers
2025-05-27 11:00
Can you share some cookie jar funny stories?
Sure. One story could be that a little kid tried to reach for a cookie in the cookie jar on the top shelf. He climbed on a wobbly chair, and just as he was about to grab a cookie, the chair tipped over, but luckily he landed in a pile of cushions, and the cookie jar didn't break. It was quite a comical sight.
2 answers
2024-10-26 15:21
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