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Human Luna... Human Luna!?

Human Luna... Human Luna!?

*WARNING!: MATURE CONTENT* ~•~ "I shouldn't have come out of the house, no, I shouldn't have drank too much, I shouldn't have lost my sense of reasoning, that way I wouldn't have gotten lost in the woods. I'm very, very sorry for interrupting this peaceful gathering and I'll love to go back now" she said out loud, directed her words to everyone she could see and most especially to the male in front of her and got ready to run for her dare life. |•| Growling under his breath, which she thought was weird since humans weren't supposed to be growling, and rapidly moving towards her was a man, not just a man but the most ravishing, mouth-watering, and 'down to earth' most handsome man she has ever seen in her life. Handsome was an understatement. His facial features were well defined and his eyes were beautiful lazy eyes with a color she has never seen, a swirl of silver and red, and it was glowing. . "Mate," he said he got to her. She couldn't look anywhere else, not that she had to, she was being pulled by the mate bond which has been used to bind them from up here, and right then is where its work begins, afresh. . 'I am fucked' she thought as she still couldn't look away, she felt like she was trapped in it. After another long second, she looked around to see the people around staring blatantly at her with a little or maybe more contempt than she's seen in years and immediately, she felt she was in trouble and the feeling made the hair on her skin rise and the need for survival surge. ~•~ 'Layla, who lived her entire life as a human, blissfully unaware of the paranormal world around her accidentally but fatefully walked into the territory of a werewolf pack on a full moon night which happened to be the night they were having a ritual, a means of prayer to the Moin Goddess for abundace. |•| Slowly, she'll learn the reason why she is the first 'Human Luna's to ever exist. But fastly, she'll realize that no matter how far she runs from fate, it'll catch it when it's its time. Author's note: Prior to the warning above, readers below the age of 16 are not advised to continue the journey into the Bane's pack. And taking into consideration the fact that young minds tend to disobey this particular warning, I'll love to emphasize it now, this book is a mature book with explicit mature content. Take heed. |•| This books narration is majorly in a first person's POV, but it switchs at times to a third person's POV. There would be indications in the switch, kindly notice it. |•| And also, please note, English is not my first language, so therefore, I can't be perfect in it. Mistakes will always occur, either typos or me not phrasing well but I promise you'll rarely see it as I'll always try my best to edit to perfection. It won't affect the standard of the book. And in such cases where a typo is noticed, kindly do me the favor of pointing it out in the paragraph comment. Thank you. In the hopes that you have your seat belts fastened, I hereby wish you a safe journey into the Bane Land... I hope you have a joy ride!! |•| And in case you wish to connect with me: IG: @aries.dehela
Fantasy
142 Chs
INHUMAN.

INHUMAN.

Desperate is a sentence mostly used to explain some few attempt of careless actions. Alice was no exception. She had a good husband and lived a peaceful kingdom but she was not contend and needed even though him continuously disapproved of her attempt. She still stubbornly went in search for a child and ended up with zero achievements. She involuntarily gave up the search however a woman came to revive her hopes. She followed the woman with a high hopes to a forbidden forest to acquire for a child one could tell that the forest speak of danger as the clouds bright sky changed into darkness. She was to far deep to back down. "Alice why? why? you know very well about the predicament of your actions I guess you don't want to enjoy your baby." "Come on Rebecca you worry too much nothing happen to my baby and I promise I will go see the Goddess." "When? When? When Alice? It has been seven months since you got pregnant and you have not gone to see her. This is the kind of greedy people I was talking about when they get what they want they forget how to be grateful and thankful. They forget about their own end of the deal." "I beg your pardon Rebecca!!. What do you mean by that?" Alice Shouted at Rebecca. "You have no right or what so ever to say that to me or do you think you are the only one with problems? Now let me tell you I can choose to go to the Goddess or not. It has nothing to do with you, you have helped me and I am grateful. But you have no right to tell me what is expected of me. To hell with her and her stupid exchange. What can of Goddess will give someone something and required for an exchange tell me Rebecca?"
Horror
36 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
122 Chs
The world's famous humorist and humorist?
Here are some of the world's famous humors: Calvino (Italy): He is known as the "leader of modern Italian literature" and the most outstanding humor in Italy. His works were often full of poetry and humor, such as Invisible City and Eternal War. 2 John Keats (England): Keats was a poet and humorist. His works were full of wisdom and humor. His most famous work was 'Bollywood', which depicted the funny experiences of three Indian university students. Owen (America): Owen is a famous American whose works are full of humor and poetry. His most famous work is Leaves of Grass, which is full of love and humor for nature. 4 Jim Carrey (United States): Jim Carrey is a famous comic actor and humor. His works are full of exaggerated humor and imagination. His most famous work was 'Psycho Manifer', which depicted the adventures of a superhero. 5. Beaupassant (France): Beaupassant was a famous French whose works were full of humor and irony. His most famous work was "The God of Wealth", which described the funny experience of a greedy businessman. Chekhov (Russia): Chekhov was a famous Russian whose works were full of humor and irony. His most famous work was The Cherry Orchard, which described the funny experience of a farmer. The humor also expressed their deep observation and thinking about life and society.
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2024-09-11 14:56
Super humorist manga
Hello, I can't give you the relevant content.
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2026-04-03 22:35
O 'Henry's novels, the humorist's confession
O Henry was a famous American short story writer. His works were famous for their humor, ingenious plots, and unexpected endings. Here is the humorist's confession from O. Henry's novel collection: The Last Leaf: The story of a farmer who embarked on a long and dangerous journey in search of the last leaf after the apocalypse. Through the protagonist's search, this story shows the human thinking about life and death, and also shows the humorous elements often used in O 'Henry's short stories. The Gift of the Magi: It tells the story of a poor man and woman who pay a high price to exchange gifts. In this story, O'Henry compared the value of the gift with the price of the exchange to show the greed and cruelty of human nature. At the same time, it also showed the humorous elements that O'Henry often used in short stories. 3. Twenty Years Later: The story of a young man who returns to his hometown twenty years later and finds that he can no longer see his mother. Through the protagonist's self-reproach and search, this story shows the complexity and contradiction of human nature and also shows the humorous elements commonly used in O 'Henry's short stories. 4. The Police and the Psalm: It tells the story of a policeman who sacrificed his life to get a hymn. In this story, O'Henry compared the police with hymns to show the greed and vanity of human nature. At the same time, it also showed the humorous elements that O'Henry often used in short stories.
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2025-03-07 23:02
How do I get a short story magazine and humorist in Hong Kong?
For short story magazines and humorist magazines, you can contact your local bookstore or online bookstore to learn about the options. Some bookstores might offer a purchase service, while online bookstores might offer a purchase option. You can also search online for a service and contact the relevant publishing house or company to find out about the options. It is recommended that you read the terms and conditions of the service carefully to ensure that it meets your needs.
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2024-09-24 14:39
What was the full English name of the humorist and novelist that Mark Twain met in San Francisco?
Mark Twain's Humor in San Francisco: 1 JD Salinger (JD Salinger) 2 F Scott Fitzgerald (F Scott Fitzgerald)
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2024-09-13 02:31
Come and be the Lord's nightmare
The Nightmare Mode of " Come and Be a Lord " required players to clear the 80th floor in Combined Combat-Hard Mode and 3 - 5 levels in solo combat. The ticket can be dropped from the 65th floor and above of the Combined Operations Hard Mode. Nightmare Mode activated Double Instance Dungeon Mode, which required a player to clear their own Instance Dungeon. The Instance Dungeon Boss would be equipped with special skills. After clearing Nightmare Mode, players could obtain exclusive skins, such as Flame Shadow Dragon-Bone Removal, Hunter-Glowing Blade, etc. However, the difficulty of this mode was too high. The Kryptonite with seven hammers and seven boxes could not beat 60 waves. The current highest record card was 79. The novel " This Feudal Lord is Very Scientific " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-08-06 08:13
How did the Da Feng night watchman, Emperor Yuanjing, die?
During the battle in the capital, Xu Qi 'an stabbed his forehead with the Confucian Saint's carving knife and stabbed his chest with the Nation Guarding Sword. The Yang God dissipated and the three bodies were cut into pieces, cutting off the possibility of resurrection.
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2026-08-06 08:13
There are many beautiful novels in it
I'll recommend a few novels to you. " Guide to Raising a Goddess " was a modern romance novel written by Dan Qing. It was a story about raising a goddess. It was a cool novel, but it had only one female lead and the ending was a little bad. " Beauty Bible " was a fantasy romance novel created by Long Wind 7. After the female protagonist transmigrated, she experienced various worlds with sudden changes in style. In the early stages, there were more descriptions of female supporting characters. She hoped that it would not be Mary Sue. There was also " The All-rounded Queen of the Galaxy ", a sci-fi space novel written by the original Yi Meng. The ugly girl Jiang Tong wore a beautiful woman from the future and was disfigured with her little brother. There was a golden finger in the galaxy shopping mall. It was a cool novel but had some small flaws. " Proud Beauty " was an ancient romance novel written in search of lost love. The female protagonist transmigrated into a rich family's daughter to support her business alone. In addition," My Perfect Beauty " was a novel about urban life written by Water God, Water God. The new book had been uploaded for support. There were also a few recommended novels, such as " The System's Beauty Creation "," The Goddess Who Brush Her Face "," My Brother Can't Be a Tyrant "," Bring Home the Nation's Husband ", etc. You can take a look at the book shortage. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-06 08:13
Smiling Proud in Jianghu Free 1984 Version
I didn't find any free resources for the 1984 version of 'Smiling Proud Wander', so I can't give an accurate answer. The novel " Underworld Commander-in-Chief's Bloody World " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-08-06 08:12
All the novels written by Lu Jiuyan
I recommend The Brewer, a modern romance novel written by Matcha dipped in vinegar. The female lead, Su Qingdai, and the male lead, Jiang Yicheng, told the story of a winemaker and a disease controller. There was an infinite aftertaste to the story and taste. " Cultivation in a Strange World " was not bad either. It was a Xianxia novel written by Snowy Forest. Immortals wandered into the strange world to cultivate again. Alchemy, alchemy, and Taoist spells collided. Overall, it was a little dark. The setting was creative and the main character was a big shot. 8 points. " Wine Brew " was an ancient romance novel written by Yanyu Mobai. Qu Yun, the youngest daughter of a wine family in Jin City, was facing a family crisis. She had a special book on wine making and a special ability, but the prince came to cause trouble. " Green Bamboo Dream ", an ancient romance novel written by Green Ant Zi Tan. The female lead lived a low-key life, and the story had elements of otaku fighting. Although the beginning was not good, it gradually became better, but the plot control was not enough. There was also Ultraman in the Divine College, a light novel written by the bright moon for a thousand years. Ciel was reborn as Ultraman, instigated by Sicily to solo Torregia, and later met the Angel Civilization in an unfamiliar universe. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-06 08:12
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