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Bien que paralysé, toujours radieusement charmant !

Bien que paralysé, toujours radieusement charmant !

VOLUME001 Le souhait mourant d'Ethan J'étais paralysé avec seulement un mois à vivre, mais cette partie de "9 pouces" était toujours dure comme de la pierre. Même la belle écolière maladive ne pouvait pas résister à mon "zizi", et pour réaliser mon souhait mourant, ma sœur s'est même déguisée en dame en bas noirs pour m'apprendre à "forer". Plus scandaleux encore, les infirmières de l'hôpital voulaient faire un petit film avec moi, s'alignant avec l'infirmière en chef en première ligne... Juste après être sorti de la salle d'urgence, j'ai vu le panneau du système : Nom : Ethan Jones Genre : Masculin Longueur : 9 pouces Compétence : Dur comme de la Pierre N1 Note : Dureté humaine maximale Souhait Mourant : Caresser les bas noirs transparents de tante Points de Récompense de Tâche : 1000 points Malgré mes attributs de force et d'endurance n'étant qu'à 1, et mon agilité à 0, seul mon "zizi" pouvait soulever la lourde couverture en faisant des squats. Mon visage était plein de points d'interrogation—quel genre de bug est ce système ? Juste parce que j'aime regarder les jambes de tante, m'a-t-il donné une telle compétence spéciale ? Maintenant, je n'ai pas le choix. Je dois accomplir des tâches pour gagner des points et ajouter des points d'attribut. Cependant, l'histoire commence réellement 12 heures plus tôt... VOLUME002 La mission mortelle de Ryan Ryan avait été diagnostiqué avec une maladie cardiaque en phase terminale, et alors qu'il approchait de la fin de sa vie, il a reçu de manière inattendue un médicament miracle d'Ethan qui l'a ramené du bord du gouffre. Mais la Mort n'était pas prête à le laisser partir. Un an plus tard, lors d'une mission de sauvetage lors d'un incendie d'orphelinat, Ryan a tragiquement perdu la vie. Mais est-il vraiment mort ? Non, Ryan a réveillé un tout nouveau système. Attendez, quoi ? Il doit être tué par cinq filles, l'une après l'autre ? La seule façon de revenir à la vie est de mourir ? Quelle logique tordue est-ce ? Mais si c'est la seule façon de survivre, alors qu'il en soit ainsi... Juste, pourriez-vous toutes ne pas vous sentir mal de me tuer ? Et tomber amoureuses de moi—c'est quoi ça ??? Les rouages de son destin commencent silencieusement à tourner... VOLUME003 Le nouveau corps d'Ethan Ethan a voyagé dans le temps et a acquis la capacité d'échanger de corps avec une fille nommée Lila. Quel genre d'histoire va se dérouler à partir de là ? Attendons de voir... *********** Mise à jour quotidienne ! 10:05 AM PST Veuillez montrer votre soutien si vous appréciez l'histoire ! Comment pouvez-vous montrer votre soutien ? Offrez des Power Stone ! 150=1 chapitre bonus 200=2 chapitres bonus 500=3 chapitres bonus
Urbain
403 Chs
Le Regret de l'Alpha : La Septième Fois était pour Toujours

Le Regret de l'Alpha : La Septième Fois était pour Toujours

On dit que sept est le chiffre de la perfection. Pour Luna Seraphine, c'était le chiffre qui a mis fin à son silence. Six fois, elle a déchiré les papiers de divorce, choisissant l'amour plutôt que la fierté, l'endurance plutôt que la dignité, se soumettant aux exigences cruelles du compagnon qui ne l'a jamais chérie. La septième fois, elle a signé son nom sans trembler. L'Alpha Ravyn a paniqué. Sa maîtresse, Daisy, la fille de l'ancienne nourrice de Séraphine, en a ri. Elle fait juste un caprice, ont-ils dit. Elle reviendra en rampant. Ils avaient tort. La vérité a brisé le peu qui restait de son cœur : l'enfant qu'elle avait aimé et élevé pendant six ans n'avait jamais été le sien. Cette révélation est devenue son point de rupture et sa renaissance. Cette fois, Luna Seraphine est partie sans se retourner. Alors que son pouvoir augmentait, les regrets de Ravyn aussi. L'Alpha qui l'avait autrefois rejetée dormait maintenant devant sa porte, désespéré d'obtenir ne serait-ce qu'un regard. Mais la femme qui a ouvert cette porte n'était plus la Luna qu'il avait brisée. Froide. Intouchable. Implacable. Ravyn est tombé à genoux, suppliant pour sa main, pour réaliser qu'il n'était plus le seul. Des hommes d'influence et de pouvoir rivalisaient désormais pour son attention. Car Luna Seraphine n'était plus simplement une Luna. Elle était une magnat des affaires de renommée mondiale. Une philanthrope de l'ombre. La chirurgienne la plus recherchée de son temps, et un génie de la cybernétique. Cette fois, elle ne survit pas à l'histoire écrite pour elle. Elle la réécrit. Et elle seule décide comment cela se termine.
Fantastique
394 Chs
Va te faire voir, Alpha! Tu m'as perdue pour toujours

Va te faire voir, Alpha! Tu m'as perdue pour toujours

Pour l'Alpha Damien, Sophia n'était jamais une Luna—simplement un ventre respirant. Pendant des années, elle a supporté le poids de sa froide indifférence, piégée dans un mariage où il ne la touchait que durant les "jours de fertilité" décrétés par sa mère. Pendant qu'il affichait sa maîtresse Tiffany à travers le royaume, Sophia a reçu un ultimatum brutal— Ne reviens que lorsque tu porteras un fils. Elle a failli perdre la vie en donnant naissance à leur fille. Mais sa souffrance ne signifiait rien—ni pour Damien, ni pour sa mère cruelle, et certainement pas pour une meute qui la considérait comme un simple stock reproducteur jetable. Maintenant, enceinte à nouveau, Sophia surprend les paroles insensibles de Damien: Elle peut mieux gérer les risques que Tiffany. En cet instant, quelque chose en elle se brise. Elle en a assez d'être la Luna obéissante. Assez d'endurer une humiliation sans fin. Assez de regarder Tiffany empoisonner l'esprit de leur fille et voler la maternité qui aurait dû être la sienne. Mais échapper à un Alpha n'est pas une tâche facile—pas quand leur lien refuse de se briser... et que de sombres ennemis attendent, avides de prendre le contrôle de son héritier à naître. Sophia parviendra-t-elle à récupérer sa vie, sa fille, et le loup qui sommeille en elle depuis trop longtemps? Ou l'homme qu'elle a autrefois aimé réduira-t-il en cendres tout ce qui lui est cher?
Fantastique
310 Chs
Il a choisi son premier amour et nous a abandonnés pour toujours.

Il a choisi son premier amour et nous a abandonnés pour toujours.

Le jour de leur quatrième anniversaire de mariage, Vivian Lawson a reçu les papiers du divorce de son mari, tout ça parce que son premier amour était revenue au pays, seule et sans défense, avec sa fille. Vivian n'a pas essayé de sauver son mariage et a accepté sans hésiter. Mais avant que le divorce ne soit finalisé, une nouvelle dévastatrice est tombée : son fils était atteint de leucémie. Le salaud de mari avait d'abord insisté pour avoir la garde de leur fils, même si le garçon n'était pas son enfant biologique. Mais en apprenant la maladie de son fils, il l'a abandonné sans la moindre hésitation. Vivian Lawson a relancé sa carrière, a accompagné son fils tout au long de son traitement et s'est battue dans la procédure de divorce, tout ça en même temps. Soudain, un jour, le riche et puissant Leo Hawthorne est venu la trouver. « Mademoiselle Lawson, votre fils est de la lignée de la famille Hawthorne. Si vous acceptez qu'il tienne compagnie à ma mère de temps en temps, je pourrai exaucer n'importe laquelle de vos requêtes. » Vivian était abasourdie. Il s'est avéré que le fils qu'elle avait eu par FIV grâce à un donneur de sperme était en réalité l'héritier d'une riche famille ! Le petit, qui avait été traité comme un fardeau dans sa famille d'origine, s'est soudainement transformé en jeune maître d'une famille prestigieuse. Et Vivian, abandonnée par son salaud de mari, était désormais une invitée d'honneur de la famille Hawthorne. Après le divorce, la carrière de son ex-mari s'est effondrée. Lorsqu'il a découvert que seule son ex-femme pouvait sauver son entreprise de la crise, il a été rongé par les regrets, se mettant à genoux pour la supplier de revenir. Mais à ce moment précis, Leo, l'héritier de la famille Hawthorne, a demandé Vivian en mariage en public. « Marions-nous. Tant que vous me donnez un autre enfant, la moitié de la fortune de la famille Hawthorne sera à vous. »
Urbain
200 Chs
Indifference and ridicule novel
The Director's Legend: The author's whiteness is a realm. This was a novel about an urban entertainment star. The protagonist, Shao Shuai Jun, was reborn in 2004 and grew up from a Hengdian corpse actor to a famous director. However, the users commented that there was no sense of immersion behind the protagonist's character, that the plot was empty, that the protagonist was dull, and that the character's name was changed ridiculously. [Endless Martial Force]: A game written by Wen Ruo, a virtual online game novel. It was a story about a slightly perverted joker courting death in various worlds. Similar to Thriller Paradise, the main character had a unique personality and the style of writing was funny. Although it was somewhat lacking, the book was still a good read. Many people liked the main character's personality, and the recommendation index was quite high. [The Strongest Cursemancer from the Hunter]: A light novel created by the pastry man without leaving his name. The main character, Worry, had transmigrated to the world of " Full-time Hunter ". He had also transmigrated to the world of " Battle of Incantation " before. He had a special ability and started a new journey in the Hunter world. Currently, he was a seedling of about 100 chapters and seemed to have stopped updating. However, the feedback from the readers was comfortable. " Gang of the Vibrant Husband ": A historical novel written by Is Cheese Nutritious? The male protagonist, Fang Ji, was the son-in-law of the General's Mansion in the Wei Dynasty. His wife was very powerful, so he could only be a playboy. There were other roles. The novel was quite interesting. [Mockery: Obi Ye's fantasy novel about a different continent.] The main character Lin Zhou's skills would increase when he was ridiculed. The setting was novel, and the language was refined. It was an interesting posturing and face-slapping novel. The readers were very supportive of the author and rewarded him continuously. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-03-18 04:21
Write a novel of ridicule
I recommend the fantasy novel "Mockery". As long as the protagonist Lin Zhou was mocked, his skills would increase, no matter where the person was or when he was mocked. This setting was very novel. Aobiye's writing style was refined, the plot was wonderful, and the theme was novel. It was an interesting story about acting tough and slapping people's faces. The user reviews were pretty good. Many people tipped him, like Wequkey who tipped him 1000000 Qidian Coins. There were also many people who expressed their support and love. "The Curse of Man, Becoming a Teacher of a Higher Education" was not bad either. Luo Zhen, a special-class Cursemancer, was pulled back by a student to become a teacher of a Higher Education. He wanted to reject it, but he was offered a lot of money. "The Abstinence Prince Charming" was a novel about urban life. The information about the male lead, Lin Ran, and other characters was detailed. In "Top Grade Vixen", Lin Su transmigrated into a girl who was about to be drowned in a pond and activated the vixen mode. "The Big Prodigal God" was an urban novel, but the first chapter was ridiculed. However, everyone could also give ideas for the plot. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-28 17:48
Entertainment novel recommendation, ridicule
Among the recommended novels in the entertainment industry, there were a few novels about dissing. Among them," The Female Supporting Actor in the Entertainment Industry " was a novel about the system upgrade. It told the story of the main characters Cao Wenwen and Li Zhongshuo's promotion in the entertainment industry. In addition," After I Was Fired, I Rely on the System to Become Popular " was also a modern romance novel. It was about the female lead, Luo Ning, who became popular through the system. These novels were all based on the theme of ridicule, bringing joy and a relaxed reading experience to the readers.
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2025-01-11 05:40
Cultivation novel recommendation, ridicule
Among the cultivation novels, there were some works with the theme of ridiculing, which could give readers a relaxed and pleasant reading experience. Among them," Immortal Cultivation Combats " was a funny and sarcastic immortal cultivation novel. It described the adventures and growth of the male protagonist Ling Yue and the female protagonist Xia Ru Meng in the world of immortal cultivation, as well as the ridicule and struggle between them. This novel had distinct characters and a funny plot, suitable for readers who liked light humor. In addition, Monster Pet Shop's Collapse Daily was also a funny and sarcastic novel. It described the protagonist's daily life in the Monster Pet Shop, and it was full of all kinds of sarcastic elements. These two novels can be read on Qidian Chinese Network. If you like immortal cultivation novels and want to experience some funny works, you might as well try these recommendations.
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2025-01-11 12:39
Comical ridicule Wang Wen
An example of how to joke about Wang Wen was as follows: (Note: The following content is for reference only and does not represent any particular novel or storyline.) In a certain novel, the protagonist traveled to a magical world where everyone had superpowers, but most people did not know how to use them. The protagonist began to explore the world and met some interesting people and places. One of the characters was called "The King of Scolding". He was a person with a wealth of skills. At first, the protagonist didn't like to complain about the king because he felt that complaining was too boring and idiotic. However, as time passed, the protagonist began to realize that the ability of the king of complaints allowed him to find a sense of fun and existence in this world. One day, the king of trolls suddenly used his greatest ability and the protagonist was ridiculed until he could not move or even lose consciousness. When the protagonist woke up, he found that he had become a fan of the king of complaints. He found that he could release his pressure through complaints and found that he was better than the king of complaints in some aspects. From then on, the protagonist began to spend his good time in this world. He met many interesting people and things and learned how to use his abilities to deal with various challenges.
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2025-03-04 00:06
Are there any novels that involve ridicule?
Yes, I recommend the following novels to you: 1. Great Tang Female Empress. 2. "When the Dragon Slayer Becomes an Evil Dragon" 3. I dropped it in the book. 4. "Reborn Tokyo Beauty." 5. 'My Daughter Is a Reborn Powerhouse.' 6. "My Girlfriend Is Invincible" 7. "The Anomaly Begins From the Transfer Student." 8. Reborn as a Slime 9. "The Parenting Diary of a Crossdresser." 10. [The System Has Been Playing Me From the Ninja Realm] 11. 'Transforming into a female immortal cultivator.' 12. "Shooting at the entertainment industry." 13. Moving Natural Disaster Mascot 14. [A Salted Fish's Experience of Sitting and Forgetting] 15. "The Missy's Mixed Life" I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~
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2025-03-05 19:45
Ridiculous novel, ridicule video
Here are some ideas that could be used to make a ridiculous novel video: ** 1. Overlord Literature ** 1. ** Medicine goes against common sense ** - In some hegemonic literature, there were plots that seriously violated medical common sense. For example, the baby's small hand grabbed the mother's heart and caused the mother to die. The baby's hand had to extend out of the uterus, through the abdominal cavity, and into the chest cavity. Such a scenario was completely impossible in real medicine. 2. ** The strangeness of Boss's behavior ** - Boss used his ring finger and index finger when smoking, and he even gave people the middle finger. This was a unique behavior setting. - The male protagonist in the tyrant's literature recalled eating Panpan French bread while studying in France, which did not match the image of the tyrant and was very dramatic. - The female protagonist transfused blood to the panda that fell down because it was panda blood. She completely ignored that this was a different species and in reality, panda blood was very rare. It could not be used for animal blood transfusions at will. There was also the plot of inexplicably "hurting" the panda in love. - When the female protagonist was questioned by the male protagonist, she took out a photo and said fast. This kind of strange response was very different from the plot of a traditional romance novel. - The female protagonist kept showering and said that she was dirty, and the male protagonist's reaction was also very strange. These plots were out of the scope of normal romance novels. - The male lead said something inexplicable like " Senior, take a breath ", which made people confused. - The CEO released an atomic bomb for the female protagonist's birthday. This kind of plot was seriously out of reality and illogical. ** 2. Plot of other types of novels ** 1. ** College Entrance Examination related ** - The male protagonist delayed the national college entrance examination because the female protagonist was sick. This kind of plot violated the seriousness and large-scale nature of the college entrance examination. The national college entrance examination could not be delayed at will for personal reasons. Moreover, there was a scenario where the female examiner barely managed to get into the 211 school with 211 points, while the male examiner's score exceeded 985 points. Then, the female examiner's school rose from 211 to 598 points, which did not conform to the logic of normal school scores. 2. ** Fantasy Setting ** - For example, maggots, flies, towels, cockroaches, and other strange settings appeared in novels. The setting of animals turning into spirits was common in some fantasy literature, but it was difficult to accept the choice of maggots, flies, and other strange creatures. - There were novels about rebirth where the reborn me was a special forces soldier in my mother's stomach. 3. ** Family relationship and plot logic ** - In some novels, the plot of cutting off one's hair and family while not being able to take revenge was illogical. It was as if it was to fill up the number of words without considering the rationality of the plot. There was also the unexpected and unconventional setting of guessing all the results and not guessing that a certain character was a dog. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-01-19 17:29
Shallow thoughts, novel ridicule
" Shallow Thoughts " was an urban romance novel that contained complicated relationships and emotional entanglements. From the plot, the female lead Dai Qianqian faced the double troubles of love and family. In terms of love, two men fell in love with her at the same time. Although this setting was common, it increased the twists and turns of the story. However, this kind of multi-angle love plot might be considered a bit cliché by some readers. In terms of family, although the plot of Mother Dai's tragic death increased the suspense of the story, the plot of Dai Qianqian hiring someone to kill her enemy was a little abrupt and irrational. This might make some readers feel that the female protagonist's behavior was too impulsive and did not conform to common sense. In terms of character creation, the female protagonist Dai Qianqian's image was relatively ordinary. When faced with complicated situations, she lacked a deeper character description. She was more driven by the plot than taking the initiative to make in-depth decisions. One of the male leads was gentle like jade, while the other was moody. Although the contrast between their personalities was clear, it lacked more unique personality descriptions and gave people the feeling that they were more like faces. On the whole, the plot of this novel had some twists and turns, but there were some flaws in the character shaping and the logic of some plots. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-18 07:49
Venus's ridicule culture
Jin Xing had made fun of other people's culture many times. For example, Jin Xing teased Sa Dingding's name and bloodline, which triggered a war of words between the two sides. In addition, Jin Xing also posted fake famous sayings to satirize netizens, claiming that they were said by Lu Xun, Ba Jin, and Yu Hua, but were exposed as fake by professional netizens. This behavior was also ridiculed by netizens, and her cultural heritage was also questioned. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-24 22:10
Was there any fantasy or oriental fantasy novel that recommended rebirth, and there were elements of rebirth, ridicule, and ridicule?
This novel was "Dragon God of War". It was a fantasy/oriental fantasy novel with elements of rebirth, rebirth, ridicule, and ridicule. You can read this novel on Qidian Chinese Network. The author of Dragon God of War was Su Yuexi. The introduction of the Dragon-Patterned War God: After the world's greatest Sage was reborn for a hundred years, he cultivated supreme divine techniques and dominated the world. Don't compete with me in pill refinement. I can easily refine pills with 100% success rate. Don't compete with me in advancement speed. I won't be responsible if you die of embarrassment. Don't compare cultivation experience with me. I'm the ancestor. Jiang Chen's existence was destined to be a disgrace to all geniuses… Hurry up and read!
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2025-02-06 18:23
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