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The passage of Time is one of the many things that we often take for granted. What if tomorrow never comes? Or are the events that occurred yesterday real or are they just a figment of imagination? A woman had a strange dream as she awaited the moment of her baby's delivery in the hospital. In that bizarre and strange nightmare, her child from the future came back in time to murder her unborn baby. She did not know if the nightmare was true as she tried push aside her premonition that the dream meant something ominous, until the Guardian of Time Liu Ya appeared before her. But what would become of her and her unborn child!?

In 2028, human beings are almost wiped out by a heavy rain carrying a mutant virus. The streets are filled with wandering monsters, and the world becomes a living hell. A tiny minority of survivors have to hide in the underground city that is made up of subways. However, the main characters have to leave the safe place and try to save themselves in the deserted aboveground land.

A cryptic phone call to inform a jobless Junbo about a mysterious inheritance that his grandfather had left him with hopes of changing his life. But before he could inherit the huge sum of money, he needed to complete a mission. Junbo needed to go to a guesthouse owned by his grandfather and procure all six signatures of acknowledgement from the tenants there about his inheriting of the property. Little did he realize that he would arrive there to find all six of the tenants each gorgeous but individually capricious young ladies. How would Junbo conquer this difficult task and triumph at the end?

Hei Tianyi was a cop and died in an accident on duty in 2014. Two years later, his fiancée Yuan Xiaojia didn’t want to stay in the city where she had a lot of memory and decided to move. While she was packing up, she found an old cell phone of Tianyi. One night, this cell phone with no SIM card received a message...

[A big shot in food circles/a man with a multiple personality disorder] To solve the family crisis, Li Weiyin had no choice but to marry Xu Yimo, the young master of the Xu family, whose IQ equals that of an eight-year-old child. On the first day after they got married, her cute husband was clingy to her and said, "Weiyin, I'll be a very good boy. You must love me very much." On the second day, however, her husband became aloof and didn't care about her, saying, "Relax. I'm not interested in that blockhead's wife." On the third day, her husband became a gentleman wary of her and asked, "Who are you? Why are you in my room?" On the fourth day, her husband acted frivolously and made eyes at her, saying, "Tell me, which of the three of them married you?" Li Weiyin finally realized that her husband was more a man with a multiple personality disorder than a blockhead.

Lin Jiage has only ever wanted two things in his life — Shi Yao, and time spent with Shi Yao. Starting from many, many years ago, Lin Jiage has had something he wanted to tell Shi Yao. However, it isn't until many years later that he finally has the good fortune to say it to her: There is nothing in this world more beautiful... than my beautiful time with you.

Li Zimo slipped through to a fantastical world and became the disciple of an abstinent man. One night, a mysterious man took her virginity! "Don't try anything! I'm the personal disciple of the sect leader!" "How personal? Skin-to-skin personal?" "My master is very strong! You'd better watch out!" "Stronger than me in bed? How dare you cuckhold me!" "..." It never occured to her that the two men actually look a bit similar...

The 29-year-old dies after saving someone else's life, but this gave God the Creator a dilemma whether to him give another chance to live. Eventually, God decided to cultivate him into a god before using his "Heart of World" to save the world. In the new world, Yue Xiaoxi, the hero of this story, will be chasing after girls and act ostentatiously to save his family!

A PRODIGY CAME UPON THE LAND WITH A COMET AFTER THE DEGENERATE AGE. WANG LU—AN ADVENTURER TRAVELING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION FROM THE MODERN WORLD, WITH A VOID SPIRITUAL ROOT UNSEEN IN A THOUSAND YEARS, STEPPED THROUGH THE GATE OF THE SPIRIT SWORD SECT ONTO AN EXTRAORDINARY PATH OF OUTWITTING EVERYONE AND BECOMING AN UNRIVALED, WITTY POWERHOUSE!

Princess Chengping, a spoiled seductress who was infamous for her bossiness and imperiousness, fell into a coma during an accident. Ten years later when she woke up, she found the world was the same no more. Her father, the former emperor who pampered her unconditionally, just passed away. The one who acceded the throne thereafter was her sworn enemy Noble Consort Xiao’s son. Though Xiao used to be at her mercy, she’s now become the Empress Dowager who possessed the real power. And the handsome principal graduate she once abducted as a kept man has also become a high-ranking, powerful official. A love story between an evil-natured princess and a priggish, scheming scholar.