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There's a girl called Summer. She has social phobia and is allergic to men. As soon as being crashed by a car, she got one and only chance—the qualification to get the heart of superstar Donggong Shuiyue in a game?!

After being punished by Black Sand, the scariest organization in the West, Terren hides in the outskirts. One year later, to save the people of the town, he comes forward and steps on his journey again to find his father who was missing when he was a child. With the skills of bullet avoidance and firing six bullets in a row he is versed in, he beats formidable enemies one after another. However, BOSS, the founder of Black Sand, seems to have a secret plan, which is closely linked with Terren...

Xiang Qihong has always kept himself to himself, preferring to stay home rather than going to school. Until one day, his good friend and a professor at the university requested a favor: to take care of his nephew. Of all the things that could have happened, having a capricious young boy as a neighbor was the last thing he ever wanted. Would he survive this fated encounter after being accustomed to living alone?

Lead female character Ye Yao, under the pseudonym Bai Fai, disguises herself as a man at the most influential family in City A, the Ling Family. She becomes an important subordinate and close friend of Young Master Ling, who is known to be quite unrestrained. During an assignment while dressed up as a woman, Fei lets her guard down and kisses Ling Ye with the help of some booze...

(TAMAT)\nSeorang guru dengan kekuatan spiritual, pengusir setan generasi ke-38 dari Keluarga Lu, mengajar di SMA Zhilan, yang memiliki kehadiran Energi Yin yang kuat. Alasan sebenarnya untuk berada di sana adalah bahwa ada terlalu banyak hantu di sekolah itu dan ia berkeinginan untuk menjadi pengusir iblis paling kuat dari keluarga Lu.

Ketika Kaisar muda Zhaoming kembali dalam kemenangan dari pertempuran, dia bertemu dengan seorang gadis lugu dengan keterampilan seni bela diri yang unggul. Gadis itu merongrong dunia dengan kekuatan yang melekat padanya. Sejak itu, pola terdahulu di antara negara bagian dihancurkan, dan era ketika Kaisar berjuang untuk memperebutkan kekuasaan telah dimulai ...

Sebrina's mother died saving a stranger who turned out to be the Chairman of the Harley Group! Now an orphan, Sebrina was taken in by the rich family as an adopted daughter. However, Evans, the son of the Harley family, was less than happy about her arrival and makes life tough on her from the second she arrives.

Pahlawan kita, Mo Fan, mendapatkan kalung ajaib-- hari berikutnya, ia bangun dan dunia telah berubah. Sekolah SMA nya sekarang mengajar magis, dan murid-muridnya di himbau untuk mencoba dan menjadi ahli magis. Sebuah dunia yang tadinya berbasis sains, sekarang berbasis magis. Tetapi, beberapa hal tidak berubah. Ia masih memiliki guru yang melihatnya sebagai murid yang tidak memiliki harapan lagi, teman sekelas yang sama, seorang ayah yang berjuang untuk membiayai kehidupan sehari hari, dan seorang adik perempuan yang tidak memiliki hubungan darah, yang tidak dapat berjalan sendiri. Tetapi, Mo Fan menemukan bahwa sebagian besar ahli magis hanya dapat menggunakan satu elemen magis. Tetapi, berungtungnya ia adalah seorang ahli magis memiliki banyak kemampuan.

One, the ultimate weapon—Goddess! Two, magic weapons and martial arts are outdated! To live a mighty life is to rely on girls! Three, wanna save the world? Let the Goddess out! Four, our beautiful Goddess can warm up the sheets and fight in the streets! Five, a true warrior should be able to be a kept man for his Goddess boldly! Six, what will save the crumbling world? A warrior with a Divine Weapon? No, that will be me, Dongfang Ye, and my Goddess!

Ye Fang is the Deputy Director of Special Security Bureau of Earthly Environment. He works every day to deal with cases involving supernatural creatures while trying hard in the huge crowd to find his master who lost touch with him over four hundred years ago.