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``` —La madrastra de Shi Qian la engañó y la forzó a casarse con un hombre en estado vegetativo. Había tres cosas buenas de él. ¡Era rico, guapo... e incapaz de despertar! Fu Sinian, quien había estado en coma durante más de tres años, despertó y encontró que de repente tenía una esposa. Su pequeña esposa era justa, bella y tenía piernas largas. "¡Si no me amas, no te necesito!" Fu Sinian dijo y fríamente lanzó los papeles de divorcio. —Poco después, la famosa Shi Qian fue capturada en una fotografía en el lujoso coche del pez gordo, Fu Sinian. Fu Sinian aclaró públicamente y dijo: "La Señorita Shi y yo estamos conocidos". Netizens: "¿Solo están conocidos? ¡Ambos son llevados en el mismo coche! ¡Estamos esperando que nos den una bofetada con sus palabras, Joven Maestro Fu! ¡Nueve millones de fanáticos están mirando y esperando!" —Poco después, Shi Qian, que era popular en el círculo, fue fotografiada nuevamente entrando al hotel al mismo tiempo que Fu Sinian y solo salió después de tres días. Fu Sinian aclaró de nuevo: "La Señorita Shi y yo no tenemos ese tipo de relación. No estamos saliendo". Netizens: "¡El Sr. Fu debe haber fallado en su conquista! Si hubiese una chica que el Joven Maestro Fu no pudiera manejar en este mundo, debe ser su diosa, Shi Qian!" —¡Treinta millones de fanáticos continuaban comiendo palomitas y viendo el drama! Más tarde, Shi Qian, quien tiene doscientos millones de fanáticos, tuvo náuseas matutinas mientras estaba en la Ceremonia de Premiación a la Mejor Actriz! Fu Sinian caminó lentamente hacia el escenario y abrazó la cintura de Shi Qian y dijo: "Gracias por la preocupación de todos. ¡La Señora Fu está embarazada de nuestro segundo hijo!" ¡Los doscientos millones de fanáticos estaban confundidos. ¿La hermosa Shi Qian estaba embarazada de su segundo hijo? —¡Estaban viendo el drama desarrollarse todo el camino! ¿Cuándo dejaron de seguir el ritmo? ```

En el mundo resplandeciente de la alta sociedad y la ambición despiadada, una sola frase destruye un matrimonio: "Vamos a divorciarnos". Durante tres años, Claire Thompson ha vivido en el exilio, con su matrimonio con el poderoso Nelson Cooper convertido en una cáscara vacía que existe solo en papel. Enviada al extranjero el día de su boda y completamente olvidada, regresa solo para recibir los papeles del divorcio. Pero Claire ya no es la chica tímida y con el corazón roto que una vez fue. Detrás de su fachada tranquila se esconde una mujer transformada, que secretamente se regocija con su recién encontrada libertad. Sin embargo, la libertad tiene un precio. Mientras Claire firma los papeles con alivio, una llamada telefónica escalofriante revela una oscura verdad: las amenazas que enfrentó en el extranjero no fueron un accidente, y el rastro conduce sorprendentemente cerca de casa—a la familia que la crió y al marido que la descartó. Justo cuando se prepara para cortar todos los lazos, un giro del destino la arrastra de nuevo a la jaula dorada. Nelson, por razones desconocidas, repentinamente frena el divorcio. Mientras tanto, la familia que la repudió y la frágil y manipuladora hermana que le robó la vida están decididas a arruinar su reputación y expulsarla para siempre. Pero Claire está jugando un juego diferente ahora. Con una misteriosa nueva identidad, poderosos aliados y secretos propios, ya no es el peón de nadie. Mientras las verdades ocultas se desentrañan y se ponen a prueba las lealtades, surge una pregunta sorprendente: En esta batalla de alto riesgo de amor, traición y venganza, ¿quién está realmente atrapando a quién?

Mi novio, Blake, y yo habíamos estado saliendo por cinco años. En esos cinco años, él pospuso nuestra boda veintisiete veces. Comenzó la primera vez que su asistente arruinó una cena con un cliente y él salió corriendo para salvar la situación, y continuó con cada supuesta "emergencia" que ella tuvo después de eso. Finalmente llegué a mi límite. Y decidí alejarme para siempre. Pero el día que finalmente salí de su vida, él entró en frenesí tratando de encontrarme.

Title: "Body Mod" Dr. Adam Smith and Dr. Lisa Chen are two scientists who work at an advanced research laboratory located in a futuristic city. They are developing a new technology called "Body Mod" that allows them to alter human genetic structures in order to cure various diseases and injuries. When a young girl named Emma Davis is diagnosed with a rare and incurable disease, Dr. Adam and Dr. Lisa decide to use Body Mod to save her life. However, this technology has not been thoroughly tested and turns out to have unforeseen side effects. Meanwhile, a conspiracy group led by John Williams realizes the potential power of Body Mod and attempts to control it for their own gain. Dr. Adam and Dr. Lisa must fight against time and greater forces to save Emma and prevent Body Mod from falling into the wrong hands. On their journey, Dr. Adam and Dr. Lisa begin to feel a romantic attraction between them and explore their feelings for each other. They must overcome obstacles and challenges in their journey to develop their relationship and create a solution for Body Mod.

A chance encounter at a lesbian bar gets Maya closer to her college crush, Layla, who is an exciting, charismatic leader of a lesbian activist group called the Riot Girlz. Maya falls hard for Layla, but soon discovers she's at the forefront of a dark underground political subculture.<br><br>At the same time, Maya begins to develop feelings for her coworker, activist civil rights lawyer Melanie. When the Riot Girlz take political activism into violence, Maya must make the choice between her past and her present, between right and wrong, and between her heart and her head.

The protagonist, a 16 year old high school student named Alex, wakes up one day to find that he has been transferred into a handsome new body. Alex is initially shocked and confused by the transformation, but quickly realizes that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to start fresh and make a new name for himself. He enrolls in his old high school under a new identity, calling himself Alex Thompson. At first, Alex struggles to fit in and make friends at his new school. He is self-conscious about his appearance and feels out of place among the popular kids.

In this world magic is everything, almost all humans have magical powers. In this world humans compete to find a mysterious object, the mysterious object is the god box. The god box is scattered throughout the universe, the god box gives power to its users. In the kingdom of Reigulus, there is a young prince named Rein Ma Reigulus. Rein is the only person who does not have magical powers in the kingdom, therefore Rein becomes the subject of everyone's gossip. Even ordinary people in the kingdom have magic, because there is a legend about the god box, Rein is determined to find the god box that is scattered throughout the universe.

On a journey to be the greatest man in history, to be recognized as a leader, and to be respected. But, to accomplish these long goals, there will be tough choices, life and death moments, moments when he wants to give up, to just die. And let it all over. He will grow, and grow more than what people expect, face dangers that no-one even knows of. In the shadows. He wants to be a. HERO. A Sci-Fi Thriller, FANTASY JOURNEY. Warning- This will have drugs, and Swearing. A lot of swearing. -Inspired By MY VAMPIRE SYSTEM by JKSMANGA and PHOENIX by SF SAID, And Heavily by TOMB RAIDER KING- By 산지직송 I think.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"