funny husband wife cartoon jokes

It's really out of luck for Ye Zixin to know Quan Hejun. The first time they met, he touched her breast by mistake. The second time, the rumors about them spread everywhere. The third time and the fourth time... Quan Hejun, let's make a bet, "the loser will warm the bed for the winner"! Wait, why do we share a bed? Probably because… it's more wonderful than we ever thought?

A conspiratorial relationship, an arranged plane crash. She forgot her past, but met the love of her life. The man said: You are my kitten from now on! Maybe this is destiny!

[A big shot in food circles/a man with a multiple personality disorder] To solve the family crisis, Li Weiyin had no choice but to marry Xu Yimo, the young master of the Xu family, whose IQ equals that of an eight-year-old child. On the first day after they got married, her cute husband was clingy to her and said, "Weiyin, I'll be a very good boy. You must love me very much." On the second day, however, her husband became aloof and didn't care about her, saying, "Relax. I'm not interested in that blockhead's wife." On the third day, her husband became a gentleman wary of her and asked, "Who are you? Why are you in my room?" On the fourth day, her husband acted frivolously and made eyes at her, saying, "Tell me, which of the three of them married you?" Li Weiyin finally realized that her husband was more a man with a multiple personality disorder than a blockhead.

An average girl gets involved with Wang Fenglie, the aggressive and violent mob king. Let's see how she trains him in a model husband! Just as she's completed his training, he suddenly becomes a demon, loses his memory and enters the Realm of Evil. To retrieve her Devil Husband, what is she going to do alone in the strange new world? The romance of gods and demons begin now!

Su Mianmian got married before she even graduated high school! Though her husband is a powerful businessman, there's a large age difference between them... and he already has a cute son! Thankfully, her husband has a great figure and pampers her endlessly, and he helps slap her stepmother and her biased father back to reality. How else could she be allowed to live her life~~~?

She is an outstanding forensic pathologist, a cold beauty. Though sharp and ambitious, she is still single and is under family pressure to get married. He is the president of a conglomerate, the most sought-after bachelor in the city. Though he married her to pay back his debt of gratitude, he and she agreed on a contract for divorce in three years. He said, “You stink of corpses.” She said, “You stink of money.” Others, “Aren't you two a perfect match, then?”   Female Forensic Pathologist VS. Heir Of A Conglomerate

After Xu Nian lost her family because of a fire, she became speech-impaired due to the psychological barrier. Then she was adopted by the Ning family, which didn't bring her a happy life but all maltreatment. Even worse, her foster father wanted her to be a rich man's mistress for the benefit of his company! Fortunately, she met Gu Mingyan, the CEO of S. N Group, who is seemingly cold but cares about her deep inside.

After a divorce, Xia Xinghe became an old woman— without money, a house, or a beautiful face. But she suddenly changed everything. Xia Xinghe turned herself into a rich top hacker. “For everyone who laughed, bullied, or insulted me, you should line up to witness my legend!” But for her ex-husband who didn't have any relationship with her, you should stay back and not jump the queue. “What, you want to help me punish them?” "Yes, I also want to help you punish me!" The evil and extremely rich man raised his hand and slapped himself ruthlessly!

A commercial marriage that makes two people victims. In the face of the provocations of the third wheel and the special concern of her friend's brother, Lu Nanyin will fight wits and courage, and also plays a good role as the "Wife of the Gu family". And Gu Xiaocheng was forced to marry Lu Nanyin, full of resentment and deep inside, and even fell hopelessly in love with her...

By a curse passed down from generation to generation, he was destined to live a solitary life, but then he met the evil Suliuan. "Sir, someone wants to push your wife into the water!" No hurry, throw them into the well. "Lord, someone is openly insulting her!" "Do not worry, chop him on the road." "Sir, your wife has run away again." "No hurry... Wait, which way?!" He had everything under control, but he is so submissive that he runs after his wife